ANTI SPORT SONGS

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CHARLESSZABO
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ANTI SPORT SONGS

Post by CHARLESSZABO » Thu Feb 04, 2016 10:58 pm

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Re: ANTI SPORT SONGS

Post by TheSmoke » Sat Feb 06, 2016 11:36 am

Listen: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmIduvwd0S8

You really like gorillas? We've got just the pet for you
It's the way you're forced to act To survive our schools
Make your whole life revolve around sports..Walk tough-don't act too smart
Be a mean machine Then we'll let you get ahead

Jock-O-Rama-Save my soul We're under the thumb of the Beef Patrol
The future of America is in their hands Watch it roll over Niagara Falls

Pep rally in the holy temple And you're forced to go
Masturbate en masse With the favored religious cult
Cheerleaders yell-"Ra Ra Team" From the locker room parades the prime beef
When archaeologists dig this up They'll either laugh or cry

Jock-O-Rama-On the brain Redneck-a-thon drivin' me insane
The future of America is in their hands Watch it roll over Niagara Falls

Unzip that old time religion On the almighty football field
Beerbellies of all ages Come to watch the gladiators bleed
"Now boys, this game ain't played for fun You're going out there to win
How d'ya win? Get out there And snap the other guy's knee!"

Beat 'em up! Beat 'em up! Ra Ra Ra Snap those spinal cords Ha Ha Ha

The star quarterback lies injured Unconscious on the football field
Looks like his neck's been broken..Seems to happen somewhere every year
His mom and dad clutch themselves and cry..Their favorite son will never walk again
Coach says, "That boy gave a hundred percent What spiritWhat a man"

But who cares? Games over-Let's go get wasted man
To the 7-11, to the liquor store..Let's party all night and party some more!!

Another Trans-Am Wrapped itself around a telephone pole
"I ain't drunk, officer I just fell gettin' out of my car"
Don't worry about it, son, We were that way when we were young
You've got all the skills To make a damn good businessman

Jock-O-Rama-that's the law Come lick the butts of the Beef Patrol
If the future of America is handed to them, Watch it roll over Niagara Falls....
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Re: ANTI SPORT SONGS

Post by Banake » Sat Feb 06, 2016 12:29 pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vasmgy5Yjfk

I hate watching football games, baseball is so fuckin' lame
T.V. sports they all suck shit
Howard Cosell is a wimp

[Chorus:]
I hate sports, I hate sports
I hate sports, I hate sports

I hate watching baseball games, boxing is so fuckin' lame
Ali and his old aged fame, yeah he's washed up, he's fuckin' tame

[Chorus]

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Re: ANTI SPORT SONGS

Post by Ray » Mon Feb 15, 2016 8:56 am

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I Hope We Lose!

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