Nerds Rule!

Professional Thuggery! And yet some people actually spend money to watch! Unbelievable!
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Nerds Rule!

Post by Ray » Fri Apr 20, 2007 1:47 am

Check out this site. Although disappointing at first, it finishes with a ray of hope!

http://www.dopey.de/txt/jordangates.html
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Post by Skul » Fri Apr 20, 2007 11:00 am

Awesome. 8)
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Post by Fitz301 » Fri Apr 20, 2007 11:39 am

As Mr. Burns -> Excellent...

I heard that if Bill Gates saw $1,000,000 on a street corner, it wouldn't be worth his time to pick it up!

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Post by Ray » Sat Apr 21, 2007 6:50 am

Fitz301 wrote:As Mr. Burns -> Excellent...

I heard that if Bill Gates saw $1,000,000 on a street corner, it wouldn't be worth his time to pick it up!

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Man, THAT'S rich. I wonder if I wrote him a letter and asked for some money would he send me some. He must have a whole team of lawyers working day and night whose only job is receiving and replying to requests for money.

Or maybe I should use psychology.

Dear Mr Gates,
Please DO NOT send any money to me. I have more than I know what to do with now and I can't be taking any more extra cash! I have no more room so don't even THINK about it! Plus I have already maxed out every tax deduction known to man and if I get any more money I'll actually OWE the government money! So again, keep your stinking money and if I so much as hear a rumor that you're thinking about sending me some, I will send sluggo and Bruno over to your crib to rough you up and your one-legged wife too.
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Post by abitagirl » Tue Apr 24, 2007 10:33 am

Ray wrote:Man, THAT'S rich. I wonder if I wrote him a letter and asked for some money would he send me some. He must have a whole team of lawyers working day and night whose only job is receiving and replying to requests for money.

Or maybe I should use psychology.

Dear Mr Gates,
Please DO NOT send any money to me. I have more than I know what to do with now and I can't be taking any more extra cash! I have no more room so don't even THINK about it! Plus I have already maxed out every tax deduction known to man and if I get any more money I'll actually OWE the government money! So again, keep your stinking money and if I so much as hear a rumor that you're thinking about sending me some, I will send sluggo and Bruno over to your crib to rough you up and your one-legged wife too.
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:lol:

Shhhh. If nobody mentions his name, maybe he won't come back.

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Post by Skul » Tue Apr 24, 2007 1:43 pm

Don't worry -- we've post restricted his name (and Mr. Speed 'I-can-drive-a-car' of Leicht). :)
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Post by Yo_Joe » Fri May 11, 2007 11:08 pm

I've seen this thing with Jordan and Gates before, thought it was hilarious.

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Re: Nerds Rule!

Post by Fat Man » Fri Feb 27, 2009 10:22 pm

sports rox1234 wrote:U NERDZ WILLLLLLLL NEVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR GET LAID!!!!!LONG LIV TEH SPORTZ!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :) :) :) :) 8) 8) 8) :lol: :lol: :lol: :P :P :P :P :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :!: :!: :!: :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Oh yeah!

What about Bill Gates, the one who developed Microsoft for computer programs.

He's a billionaire, and he's a SUPER NERD and a SUPER GEEK!

I bet he gets laid every day and twice on Sundays!!!
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All I want to hear from an ex-jock is "Will that be paper or plastic?" After that he can shut the fuck up!
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Re: Nerds Rule!

Post by Katrin » Sat Apr 11, 2009 6:38 am

I'll give ye one bit of advice. Be very careful aboot starting a thread called "Nerds Rule" as this will attract the sports bores like flies around crap! And we don't exactly want that. A large proportion of the forum members are people who like sports, which is a bit unsettling and makes me realise how outnumbered we really are...
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Re: Nerds Rule!

Post by Katrin » Sat Apr 11, 2009 6:40 am

Although saying that, this thread hasn't had one abusive/mocking message yet so perhaps ye may have gotten lucky!
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Re: Nerds Rule!

Post by blackdog4444 » Tue Apr 14, 2009 9:12 pm

Though gettin lucky once might mean we may get screwed twice.
Oh my, that doesn't sound at all good. :lol:

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