International I Hate Sports Club

*imagines Mickey Mouse taking a football-kick to the junkers*

I'm with Skul, any mother who names her son 'Paris' should be arrested for child abuse.... and the father should be kicked in the testicles for allowing it.

I go for endlessly long walks across town at three am, chase rabbits, climb trees, and challenge myself with stuff like catching salmon the HARD WAY (with just a club and a big knife) (One time I nearly cut my toe off fishing for salmon with a machete, but all it did was make me real pissed and dete...

Wow...... Sports clearly do teach you to be a man.... I mean look at this manly-man coming into internet forums full of people that don't even know him to tell us all what wimps we are. Keep waving those brass-balls around. Captain America? Please. America Sucks, go home yank. Most of us are PROUD n...

hmmm bit of a dillemma, since I myself am a potsmoker and for legalization, but I've come to the conclusion that if I could get arrested (in the states) for possession of weed, so should they.

I heard this from a coworker recently because I'll be damned if I'll watch this on TV. Anyways... Tyrrell Owens the famous spoiled crybaby football star attempted suicide recently, (overdosing on the drugs that he has such easy access to.) Way to go you maggot. I guess it is kind of hard to live wit...

I HATE Ghetto talk. I'm not racist, but whenever I hear someone talking 'black,' I instantly want to hang them with piano wire. What is with the basketball culture and it's particular form of goofiness? I got game! No, you got faggy shorts and rickety knees, now fuck off. One time, I saw two asians ...

he hit a thirteen year old? What the fuck?

CANADIAN: HELL YEAH TOOTHLESS: Nope, got a few extra actually. AN IDIOT: All of my ex girlfriends agre: Yes. MAPLE SYRUP LOVER: You better believe it :) And so are alot of americans. Now Onto Hockey. Not only am I incapable of Skating, I hate cold. I couldn't play Hockey even if I wanted to. The Hoc...

hehehehe the dad of one of the kids punished him by taking away his license and forbiding him from playing sports, it says at the the very end of the first article.

In all fairness (CREDIT IS GIVEN WHERE CREDIT IS DUE,) Some of the fans pitched in to help restore order in the absence of police.

NOT ALL FANS ARE TERRIBLE. Just the overwhelmingly vast majority.

I'm sorry but I had to post again... Jesus Fuck. Women date these kinda people? Anyone who would ignore a WOMAN. A WOMAN. TITS. JIGGLY ASS. SOFT LIPS. PURDY HAIR. HUGS AND KISSES. SWEATY SEX. NEED I FUCKING SAY MORE? over FOOTBALL is NOT A MAN! BOOOOOOOOOO! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Women, if your husbands/b...

Yeah Sports definitely own a few of those folks. It's evident by their inability to type a sentence. Hell I went to an alternate school and smoked pot all the way through, but I can still type a coherent sentence. Only a real jackass gets owned by another jackass. Sports owns nothing but people stup...

BAH. I doubt slitting my wrists would kill me.

I had a three hundred pound metal object drop on my head and I didn't even fall over.

You know, this guy was trying to see our point of view, and much as we loathe sports, we can still think of more than one reason. Remember, I eventually started bullying the Jocks... so it's not like I didn't get my payback. I have other reasons to hate sports. I hate the waste of money I hate the r...