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by Earl
Thu Aug 23, 2012 9:26 am
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: Bad Hymns I Dedicate To My Christard Funny-mentalist Ex-Doc!
Replies: 33
Views: 2561

Re: Bad Hymns I Dedicate To My Christard Funny-mentalist Ex-

I think that desert flasher has a medical problem. It's a bit sticky :roll: , but I'm sure a competent urologist could provide effective treatment.

The Question of the Hour: Do Fat Man and Fitman's Brother get upset over these exchanges of insults, or do they actually enjoy it? :twisted:
by Earl
Thu Aug 23, 2012 4:11 am
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: Republicans Believe Pregnant Rape Victims Blessed By God!!!
Replies: 3
Views: 657

Re: Republicans Believe Pregnant Rape Victims Blessed By God

As a Bible-believing Christian, I'm embarrassed and mortified by stupid people such as this woman ... :x http://api.ning.com/files/4GIBLAgAkVwZrT5q0qPHlkNmM4tJZrItCGPncibTS3ARA2qGWj4RHh6gz1FNo6Qm5wU9zfoiWDvDgn1ZhM4npFLBDvd8on8i/Barnesrapecomment.jpg?width=368&height=379 Pardon me while I go barf...
by Earl
Wed Aug 22, 2012 5:16 am
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: Bad Hymns I Dedicate To My Christard Funny-mentalist Ex-Doc!
Replies: 33
Views: 2561

Re: Bad Hymns I Dedicate To My Christard Funny-mentalist Ex-

Of course, Republicans know that they really can't do this. But, after their evening diaper change, they lay down in their cribs, have wet dreams about what they would like to do this country, and cream their britches and crap in their diapers as they sleep in their cribs! Babies having wet dreams?...
by Earl
Mon Aug 20, 2012 7:21 am
Forum: Football/Soccer Sucks!
Topic: NFL players' lawsuits over concussions
Replies: 5
Views: 1343

Re: NFL players' lawsuits over concussions

Fat Man, I haven't read your post above or the most recent PM you sent me. I will read them eventually -- Tuesday for sure, if not tomorrow. Oh, what am I saying? I'm fooling myself. Whenever I feel up to it. So, please keep that in mind as you read this post of mine. This may surprise you, and you ...
by Earl
Mon Aug 20, 2012 5:52 am
Forum: Sports Suck!
Topic: So a few questions
Replies: 29
Views: 2509

Re: So a few questions

You may have missed all the other exchanges with JimmyJohns on pages 26 through 28 of the topic entitled "Introductions" in this same board. I actually went ballistic in the second half of page 27 and ended up regretting it (almost or kinda). Forgive me if you've already read these. I want...
by Earl
Mon Aug 20, 2012 5:12 am
Forum: Sports Suck!
Topic: I'm back...again...
Replies: 2
Views: 624

Re: I'm back...again...

Welcome back, Millhouse! :) Sorry I haven't responded sooner. Yesterday afternoon was busy for me. Sorry you're having to work night shift. I hope your body will be able to adjust to the change soon. Yes, I have noticed that more than a few people assume that virtually everyone else is a sports fan,...
by Earl
Sat Aug 18, 2012 10:37 am
Forum: Football/Soccer Sucks!
Topic: NFL players' lawsuits over concussions
Replies: 5
Views: 1343

Re: NFL players' lawsuits over concussions

I should have responded to this post much sooner. I confess I've been negligent as a moderator. When it comes time to deliver the verdict, I would say to the players "Well, you should have known what you were getting into when you decided to play professional sports! So, you don't get shit! You...
by Earl
Sat Aug 18, 2012 1:17 am
Forum: Sports Suck!
Topic: Introductions
Replies: 420
Views: 23332

Re: Introductions

Welcome, Fluffy Tinkapoo! :) I tell you, when I first saw your username when you were online previously, I was afraid you were a spammer or a troll. I hope you won't mind if I call you "FT" for short. Yes, I'm the husband (of 30-plus years) of Mrs. Earl, who posted above. :mrgreen: I'm als...
by Earl
Wed Aug 15, 2012 12:07 am
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: ATTENTION! DON'T FALL FOR THE AMMYY SCAM! READ AND RESPOND!
Replies: 1
Views: 542

Re: ATTENTION! DON'T FALL FOR THE AMMYY SCAM! READ AND RESPO

Hi, Fat Man! :) Thank you very much for alerting us to these con artists and also for copying and pasting the texts so we could receive this information in the forum without having to click on the links! You were quite wise to run the Google search. Needless to say, there are plenty of frauds on the...
by Earl
Tue Aug 14, 2012 8:24 pm
Forum: Sports Suck!
Topic: Introductions
Replies: 420
Views: 23332

Re: Introductions

Hello again, HelloEverybody! :) Yes, I know your post isn't addressed to me; and I should let the addressee speak for himself. But I can't resist the temptation :( to get involved in this latest (of many and usually repetitive ) controversies centered around the Fat Man. :wink: I suspect the reason ...
by Earl
Sat Aug 11, 2012 8:18 pm
Forum: Sports Suck!
Topic: Introductions
Replies: 420
Views: 23332

Re: Introductions

I think I provided more entertainment than he did by being such a drama queen. :lol: I thought trolls had more staying power than that. Perhaps he felt that he had achieved his purpose when I went ballistic on him. I certainly don't believe that I ran him away. Actually, I expected my intemperate re...
by Earl
Sat Aug 11, 2012 2:45 am
Forum: Sports Suck!
Topic: Introductions
Replies: 420
Views: 23332

Re: Introductions

Oh, wow ... Hey, gang, guess what ... I overreacted. I actually lost my temper. :| I became overly emotional and made nasty assumptions right and left. I shouldn't take this stuff so seriously. He was just some kid ... Yes, JimmyJohns, I realize you're not a "child" in the age range from h...
by Earl
Sat Aug 11, 2012 12:52 am
Forum: Sports Suck!
Topic: So a few questions
Replies: 29
Views: 2509

Re: So a few questions

Hello, HelloEverybody! :) (I love the redundancy of it!) I presume you're not acquainted with JimmyJohns? :wink: Is this website real? Yes, I'm afraid it is. :( Yes, there are many unpleasant realities in this world; but we must grin and bear it so that we may bring a little bit of cheer and sunshin...
by Earl
Sat Aug 11, 2012 12:16 am
Forum: Sports Suck!
Topic: So a few questions
Replies: 29
Views: 2509

Re: So a few questions

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Good one, HugeFan! :)