International I Hate Sports Club

HAPPY BIRTHDAY STARDUST!

(OK, it's not a very elaborate greeting, but it's late and I should be in bed. )

I thought hockey season ended ages ago. Although come to think of it, I don't even know when it is. Yeah, it sucks when the home team wins some championship or even just makes it to the playoffs. It's all anybody talks about, all you hear about. How can people allow themselves to be so incredibly ca...

Happy Birthday 1981! Uhhh, sorry I'm late. Hope it was a good one.

I guess it is true that sports builds character. I see just what kind of character!

Oh by the way, you know what? According to that Camping guy, apparently the May 21 Rapture was only a spiritual one. That's why it seems like nothing happened. But the REAL Rapture will happen on October 21. For real this time! Seriously!

The Rapture did happen. I am writing to you from Heaven. Apparently the rest of you weren't so lucky. Oh well. Enjoy the next 5 months.

HAPPY (BELATED) BIRTHDAY EARL! My birthday present to you is in the mail. I'm not going to tell you what it is, but I'm willing to give you a hint. I hope you like football!

So apparently the 4channers are back? Blah. I think they might be worse than the spammers. At least when spammers try to fool you into thinking they're legit, they do a terrible job of it. With the 4channers, they sound sincere, I grow to like them, and then it's a letdown when I find out what they ...

ChrisOH wrote: Thought you might like this cake, Abitagirl...if you can ignore the name and age on it!

Along with the weird growth too?

Happy Birthday Lewis! Oooh, I like that cake. Are those Whoppers?

How come I never got a cake?

Yes, you'll survive, but it won't be easy, I'm afraid. I am sure you are aware of that though. Take it from someone whose local team won the Super Bore a couple of years back, and with a "feel good" story attached no less. :roll: (In other words, you MUST root for said team and if you don'...

Anybody else notice this new guy has a link in his sig line? Could he maybe be....A SPAMMER?

Ah yes...here in Cleveland they still talk about Browns games they lost 25 years ago as though it happened yesterday, and that it ruined the lives of everyone involved or who saw it. Also, one of my big reasons for souring on sports in the past year was the whole LeBron James situation in basketbal...

I play Free Cell on the computer sometimes. Does that mean I'm playing sports? Can I become a professional? Will they pay me millions of dollars for it? Can I complain and go on strike if I don't think it's enough money? Can I commit crimes and get away with it?

I don't know why they don't just post their spam link and be done with it. Who's going to read all that?