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by Agent 47
Thu Aug 04, 2011 10:39 am
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: Happy Birthday, ChrisOH!
Replies: 7
Views: 782

Re: Happy Birthday, ChrisOH!

Happy (belated) Birthday, ChrisOH!

Congrats on becoming a "Maniac."

And hey, just think - the next day after eating some sports themed food, with the push of a button, you get to flush a little piece of sport away to where it rightfully belongs! :D
by Agent 47
Fri Jul 22, 2011 10:24 am
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: Hey! Please Come Back I_like_1981 We All Miss You!!!
Replies: 18
Views: 1749

Re: Hey! Please Come Back I_like_1981 We All Miss You!!!

There was a picture in my local paper, when the US team lost, of people watching that game. You should have seen the looks on their faces. You'd think they were watching some horrible disaster happening right before their eyes. :lol: That picture would be great to see. Any chance of posting it on h...
by Agent 47
Fri Jul 22, 2011 9:29 am
Forum: Sports Suck!
Topic: Know Any Good Nerd or Geek And Jock Jokes???
Replies: 20
Views: 2282

Re: Know Any Good Nerd or Geek And Jock Jokes???

Yes, of course. That's it. An "Off" switch is pretty much the only function that's required really, isn't it.

Here is the latest model...

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by Agent 47
Tue Jul 12, 2011 2:30 pm
Forum: Sports Suck!
Topic: Know Any Good Nerd or Geek And Jock Jokes???
Replies: 20
Views: 2282

Re: Know Any Good Nerd or Geek And Jock Jokes???

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If only sports fans came with remote controls...
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by Agent 47
Tue Jul 12, 2011 12:51 pm
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: Happy Birthday Skul!!!
Replies: 7
Views: 876

Re: Happy Birthday Skul!!!

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(From Downunder!)
by Agent 47
Sat Jul 09, 2011 1:29 pm
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: The Old Music Thread
Replies: 11
Views: 1275

Re: The Old Music Thread

Well, speaking of "classic rock," the 9th of July is Bon Scott (ex lead singer of AC/DC) 's birthday. He would have been 65 this year. So here's a classic old film-clip from the early days of AC/DC. They've certainly come a long way from making film-clips of themselves playing on the back ...
by Agent 47
Sat Jul 09, 2011 11:53 am
Forum: Sports Suck!
Topic: "Faking Sportsgasms" guy and his webpage
Replies: 11
Views: 1166

Re: "Faking Sportsgasms" guy and his webpage

Hi chaserunner, and yes, thanks for that link - questionable anti-sports humor is welcome here!
by Agent 47
Fri Jul 08, 2011 2:48 pm
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: Hey! Please Come Back I_like_1981 We All Miss You!!!
Replies: 18
Views: 1749

Re: Hey! Please Come Back I_like_1981 We All Miss You!!!

Thanks for letting us know, Earl. Glad to hear that 1981 is OK, and I hope he comes back one day when he is ready.
by Agent 47
Wed Jul 06, 2011 2:17 pm
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: Hey! Please Come Back I_like_1981 We All Miss You!!!
Replies: 18
Views: 1749

Re: Hey! Please Come Back I_like_1981 We All Miss You!!!

Yes, hopefully i_like_1981 is OK. Hey 1981, there is a way that you could remain at 1981 posts, AND STILL KEEP POSTING you know... You could just close off your i_like_1981 account, and join up again under a slightly different username, and start posting again. The username change would only have to...
by Agent 47
Mon Jul 04, 2011 2:19 pm
Forum: Sports Suck!
Topic: New Technology For Muting Sport!
Replies: 3
Views: 686

Re: New Technology For Muting Sport!

Fat Man wrote: Uh, people actually listen to tennis on the radio?

That's just about as moronic as listening to basketball on the radio.
Yeah. And all the grunting is the most entertaining part of a tennis game anyway. And they want to get rid of it! Sheesh!
by Agent 47
Mon Jul 04, 2011 12:00 pm
Forum: Sports Suck!
Topic: New Technology For Muting Sport!
Replies: 3
Views: 686

New Technology For Muting Sport!

Software to take edge off tennis groan July 1st 2011 Armchair tennis fans may soon have a means of dulling the grunts of Wimbledon stars, thanks to the development of a noise-reduction device. Wimbledon NetMix allows listeners to fade out the sound of players grunting on court and turn up the volum...
by Agent 47
Sat Jul 02, 2011 12:58 pm
Forum: Sports Suck!
Topic: Is this forum dying?
Replies: 32
Views: 2411

Re: Is this forum dying?

Oh wow!

Well, here's to a new chapter of SportsSuck.org then!

Now, I believe there is an old Mark Twain saying befitting of this occasion -

"Rumours of the death of SportsSuck.org have been greatly exaggerated."

:wink:
by Agent 47
Thu Jun 30, 2011 4:36 pm
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: Republican Bully David Prosser Applies Choke Hold On Woman!
Replies: 3
Views: 779

Re: Republican Bully David Prosser Applies Choke Hold On Wom

When I was a kid, I grew up with a drunken stepfather who use to beat the holy crap out of my mother and I until one day, at the age of 15 when I hit 220 pounds, I was finally able to defend myself and my mother. Wow. It sounds like you did something very honourable there, Fat Man. I bet your mothe...
by Agent 47
Thu Jun 30, 2011 2:10 pm
Forum: Sports Suck!
Topic: Is this forum dying?
Replies: 32
Views: 2411

Re: Is this forum dying?

Is this forum dying? Well, here's my opinion. Perhaps it's just that SportsSuck.org has just drifted a bit too far away from it's primary objective of being a sports hating website. I mean, there's so many bullying topics on here these days, that potential new sports haters googling "i hate spo...
by Agent 47
Wed Jun 15, 2011 7:09 am
Forum: Sports Suck!
Topic: Know Any Good Nerd or Geek And Jock Jokes???
Replies: 20
Views: 2282

Re: Know Any Good Nerd or Geek And Jock Jokes???

Hey, guess what - this is SportsSuck.org's 20,000 th post!

HAPPY SPORTS HATING, EVERYBODY!
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Here is a 20,000 th post commemorative joke...


Q: Why did the sports fan cross the road?

A: Because everybody else did!

:lol: