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by Fitman's Brother
Fri May 18, 2012 9:01 pm
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: Post a Joke Thread
Replies: 48
Views: 1457

Re: Post a Joke Thread

Hold on buddy. "Balance"? To be honest, I'm far from a conservative and lie directly on the center. Therefore, I find both the extreme democrat and extreme republican jokes funny. You didn't bring balance. I was the one who brought balance because previously in this forum, there was only F...
by Fitman's Brother
Fri May 18, 2012 6:42 pm
Forum: Sports Suck!
Topic: I'm Back
Replies: 59
Views: 4086

Re: I'm Back

What Brigan said. Chat with us and prove you aren't a slow idiot. By not chatting it shows that you ARE slow and are too scared.
by Fitman's Brother
Fri May 18, 2012 6:27 pm
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: Post a Joke Thread
Replies: 48
Views: 1457

Re: Post a Joke Thread

A guy is visiting San Francisco, and walks into a small store in Chinatown. He notices a small bronze statue of a rat. He asks the owner "how much", and the owner replies "$50 for the bronze rat, and $1000 for the story behind it." The guy says, "forget the story", and ...
by Fitman's Brother
Fri May 18, 2012 6:16 pm
Forum: Sports Suck!
Topic: I'm Back
Replies: 59
Views: 4086

Re: I'm Back

So I see the 4 most active members are online right now. Let's all meet in the chat room. That is, unless Fat Man is too scared which he probably is.

My username is "sportsrule" if any of you decide to join.
by Fitman's Brother
Fri May 18, 2012 6:12 pm
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, EARL !
Replies: 11
Views: 488

Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, EARL !

Can never be too late I guess: Happy Birthday, Earl!
by Fitman's Brother
Fri May 18, 2012 6:10 pm
Forum: Sports Suck!
Topic: I'm Back
Replies: 59
Views: 4086

Re: I'm Back

Pink is just a lighter shade of red. I don't really care. To be honest, it allows my name to stand out more and it gives me more recognition. So I'm glad I got this title, because being a "sports bore" really doesn't bother me at all. Especially on a board with less than 10 active members....
by Fitman's Brother
Fri May 18, 2012 6:05 pm
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: Post a Joke Thread
Replies: 48
Views: 1457

Re: Post a Joke Thread

You Might Be A Democrat If... * You own something that says, "Dukakis for President, " and still display it. * You've ever said, "We really should call the ACLU about this." * You believe that a few hundred loggers can find another career, but the defenseless spotted owl must liv...
by Fitman's Brother
Fri May 18, 2012 6:01 pm
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: Mayday! I Participated In The Occupy El Paso Protest March!
Replies: 55
Views: 1589

Re: Mayday! I Participated In The Occupy El Paso Protest Mar

Athletes aren't getting free hummers. You, on the other hand, ARE getting free shit for doing nothing. You lazy piece of shit.
by Fitman's Brother
Fri May 18, 2012 3:17 pm
Forum: Sports Suck!
Topic: I'm Back
Replies: 59
Views: 4086

Re: I'm Back

Quit crying, fatty, and take SOME responsability for your life. A large part of what's wrong with you is that you're simply lazy.
by Fitman's Brother
Fri May 18, 2012 3:04 pm
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: Post a Joke Thread
Replies: 48
Views: 1457

Re: Post a Joke Thread

1. Your hatred of the Republican Party makes you believe things about them which aren't true. Research your facts: just about everything you said isn't true. 2. Apparently you are illiterate and don't know how to read the title of the thread 3. My next joke: Q: What's the difference between a Democr...
by Fitman's Brother
Fri May 18, 2012 2:52 pm
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: Mayday! I Participated In The Occupy El Paso Protest March!
Replies: 55
Views: 1589

Re: Mayday! I Participated In The Occupy El Paso Protest Mar

I fail to see how you don't think it's a good idea to require employment for free handouts.

Just about every hard working citizen such as myself absolutely loathe leeches on society such as yourself. You take OUR hard working money simply by sitting on your big, fat ass.
by Fitman's Brother
Fri May 18, 2012 2:49 pm
Forum: Sports Suck!
Topic: I'm Back
Replies: 59
Views: 4086

Re: I'm Back

Lol I'm the pussy boy? I'm not the one who gave up on life and is now nothing but a big, fat, dumbass slob. (that's you, Fatty). No, I'm far from a pussy. I'm a star athlete AND I do well in school. Two things which you can never do. Also, you're just a feeble on man and you're calling a young guy w...
by Fitman's Brother
Fri May 18, 2012 6:09 am
Forum: Sports Suck!
Topic: I'm Back
Replies: 59
Views: 4086

Re: I'm Back

Fat Man: Defending a jock when he hates them. Defending thug drug dealers. Repeating all the facts said in the media without digging deeper and truly investigating the topic. And now, now that more and more information is coming out that's proving everything he believed wrong, he will just yell and ...
by Fitman's Brother
Fri May 18, 2012 6:03 am
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: Post a Joke Thread
Replies: 48
Views: 1457

Post a Joke Thread

I was talking to a friend's little girl, and she said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, 'If you were to be the President, what is the first thing you would do?' She replied, 'I'd give food and houses to all the homeless ...
by Fitman's Brother
Fri May 18, 2012 6:01 am
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: Mayday! I Participated In The Occupy El Paso Protest March!
Replies: 55
Views: 1589

Re: Mayday! I Participated In The Occupy El Paso Protest Mar

No, Fat Man, you didn't pay shit. Your parents did. You cannot take credit for something you didn't do. I doubt you've worked a day in your life.

There REALLY should be a requirement that a person be employed in order to receive handouts from the hard working public such as myself.