Can I be a sports b0re? Please?

[rcfreak339]

Yes, Im proud to love sports..so can I please be a sports b0re?

[Ray]

um.. you already are. I can hardly <yawn> stay awake.

[Earl]

How about the more honorary designation "Sportsman"? As a moderator I don't have the privilege of assigning designations to forum members. So ...

Skul, if you're reading this, why don't you assign our new member the designation "Sportsman" (unless, of course, he proves to be obnoxious).

[Earl]

um.. you already are. I can hardly <yawn> stay awake.

Now, that's funny!

[Earl]

Yes, Im proud to love sports..so can I please be a sports b0re?

If the designation "Sportsman" is not assigned to you, wouldn't you rather be a sports bore instead of a sports b0re?

[Fat Man]

Yes, Im proud to love sports..so can I please be a sports b0re?

Oh! I'm quite sure that Skul would be more than happy to oblige you!

You would look really pretty in pink!

In the meantime, when ever I respond to any post of yours, I will dress you up in pink!

OK rcfreak339?

So, you just keep on being the obnoxious little twit that you are, and you will be given the official rank of Sports Bore and you will also be given the Jersey Of Shame to wear.


The Jersey Of Shame

And if you get really rude and obnoxious, then I'll have to get out my Verbal Wood Chipper.



And then I shall verbally grind you up into mulch to spread all over the state of Texas!

Got that? JIMBO BUBBAH BOOIE???

[Earl]

Fat Man is too bashful. He needs to speak out more forcefully.

[Fat Man]

Fat Man is too bashful. He needs to speak out more forcefully.

Well, since rcfreak339 is new here, I will start out politely and in time, if he become ever more rude and obnoxious then, I'll really lower the boom on him!

[Earl]

Fat Man is too bashful. He needs to speak out more forcefully.

I probably don't need to say this, but this wasn't an implied criticism. I was just trying to be humorous.

[Fat Man]

Fat Man is too bashful. He needs to speak out more forcefully.

I probably don't need to say this, but this wasn't an implied criticism. I was just trying to be humorous.

Cool!

Anyway . . . . .

The greatest idea have I!!!

Instead of designating him a Sports Bore which is usually reserved for obnoxious sports fans, I think it would be more appropriate, since rude obnoxious jocks all have that musky locker room smell, like the inside of a fisherman's boot, then they should be given the designation . . . . . . .

Sports BOre!!!

[Earl]

What say you, Sergey?

[rcfreak339]

I love this thread! I'm laughing do hard! You guys just made my day! This thread is rcfreak339 approved! He also loves supporting breast cancer awareness month so sure I can dig pink.

[Sergey]

What say you, Sergey?

Pie

[Ray]

Fat Man is too bashful. He needs to speak out more forcefully.

I probably don't need to say this, but this wasn't an implied criticism. I was just trying to be humorous.

You are hilarious! Such understated JOCKULARITY!

[rcfreak339]

Fat Man is too bashful. He needs to speak out more forcefully.

I probably don't need to say this, but this wasn't an implied criticism. I was just trying to be humorous.

Cool!

Anyway . . . . .

The greatest idea have I!!!

Instead of designating him a Sports Bore which is usually reserved for obnoxious sports fans, I think it would be more appropriate, since rude obnoxious jocks all have that musky locker room smell, like the inside of a fisherman's boot, then they should be given the designation . . . . . . .

Sports BOre!!!

I actually don't play a sport....Im a fan of sports. A huge one at that....I make all A's, don't bully, help with the community...I'm no "jock". Don't call me out until you know me.