Spoof article: funny & ironic

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Spoof article: funny & ironic

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Hey y'all...I know I haven't been around lately...sorry.
But I saw this recently and just had to share it with you guys. I figured if anyone could get the humor, y'all would: http://www.theonion.com/content/node/38664

Enjoy. :D
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Re: Spoof article: funny & ironic

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RaleighRob wrote:Hey y'all...I know I haven't been around lately...sorry.
But I saw this recently and just had to share it with you guys. I figured if anyone could get the humor, y'all would: http://www.theonion.com/content/node/38664

Enjoy. :D
Great article! I hope it gets WIDELY read.
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Re: Spoof article: funny & ironic

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Ray wrote:
Great article! I hope it gets WIDELY read.
I bet it has by now...the Onion recycles their satire articles pretty often...this was from '01 I think.

Glad y'all liked it.
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hehe thats funny. That one fat sports guy thinks hes not the loser! He must a a jock wannabee, not playing the sports but watching them and memorizing all the guy's stats. Just like a guy calling me gay for not liking sports, yet he knows all that information on a bunch of men wearing tight pants.
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HI

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Hello Yo_Joe,

Welcome aboard! Always nice to meet a fellow sports hater!

Fitz301 8)
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As well it is for me to meet a sports hater. This is quite a nice site that you guys have made here, I was considering making one myself however I found this. I will help out in anyway that I can to your site. Anyways yes I'm allways very pleased to meet anybody who isn't an "Ape in tight pants and a plastic helmet"
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Another one

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Here's another funny one from the Onion: http://www.theonion.com/content/node/27786 :lol:

Basically confirms everything I always knew about Phys Ed teachers! :roll:
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I've been wanting to post this one, but never got around to it: http://www.theonion.com/content/news/sp ... small_town
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Two words: GROW UP.

Who the hell does this gay think he is?

Fitz301 :twisted:
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Fitz301 wrote:Two words: GROW UP.

Who the hell does this gay think he is?

Fitz301 :twisted:
Um...I beg your pardon? :shock:
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RaleighRob wrote:Here's another funny one from the Onion: http://www.theonion.com/content/node/27786 :lol:

Basically confirms everything I always knew about Phys Ed teachers! :roll:
Good cause they are Fucking Pussies
I Wouldnt defend a nerd, if they are truly bothered by bullies than they should go to the gym instead of masturbating to StarsWars & Fucking theyre Gay boyfriends and all that gay shit
Check out my web site -maybe I'll give you a hero autograph!
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RaleighRob wrote:
Fitz301 wrote:Two words: GROW UP.

Who the hell does this gay think he is?

Fitz301 :twisted:
Um...I beg your pardon? :shock:
I think he was responding to one of Sam's posts that was deleted.
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abitagirl wrote:I've been wanting to post this one, but never got around to it: http://www.theonion.com/content/news/sp ... small_town
Man, that is BIZARRE --twilight zone stuff. It's a fake story, right?
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Re: Another one

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RaleighRob wrote:Here's another funny one from the Onion: http://www.theonion.com/content/node/27786 :lol:

Basically confirms everything I always knew about Phys Ed teachers! :roll:
?! Is that a joke? It can't be real --would they let an asshole like that teach? Although... that prick does remind me of MY gym teachers. Good article.
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