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resolvent
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Re: sports

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mikejones wrote:sports embodies everything that America stands for, COMPETITION. Suck it up and learn to love it, twerps.
WRONG. Sports lovers are unpatriotic, anti-American cowards. They hate America.
They weaken this great country by diverting its attention away from important issues
onto silly entertainment. :!: :!:
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Re: sports

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mikejones wrote: Whether you like to admit it, Iâ??m the biggest shit this chat room has seen

Competing is not compensating, and not competing isnâ??t as bad spiteful remarks aimed at the progenitors of American past times. This is a market capitalist society built on competition,

If you like it or not, Iâ??m just better at competing. E.g. I SLAM SLUTTIER CHICKS.
Yes. I know you do, mikejones. You have to go to Nevada and PAY them.

No one here needs an economics lesson from you, let alone some moron who just repeats media rhetoric, never learned to read a book (let alone WRITE one), and freeloads off
the hard work and sacrifice of others.

America is NOT a "capitalist society". It is a reverse-socialist society: corporate welfare
for those who deserve it least - freeloading CEOs and corporations.
America is whatever economic system they want to make it.
It is partly communist, because of contributions from a proud American Communist Party.
It is partly libertarian, because of a strong Libertarian Party.
It is partly Green, etc.

Now - pay me $1000 for the seven seconds you spent just now skimming this message
and basking in my shining glory. I could crap in your mouth, and it would STILL be an honor for you to be in my presence, for moving you up the evolutionary scale a mutations or two.
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Re: sports

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hahahaha, and you don't play sports...

Probably the third funniest post.
Gay nerds should take a look at his pointed attacks, great job. Great job resolvent, but you don't have to pretend to hate sports for people to like you. There are greener pastures... Very comical post though. One of you is catching on.

Bravo...
To resolvent I bequeath to you these peasants, to Canadian Hockey Hater my big fat swollen cock.
Time to watch the Olympic and root for China, maybe read a book.
My work here is done.
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Re: sports

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You know, I retract everything (from the previous message). Well not everything. It was kind of funny. Free loading CEOâ??s, it wouldnâ??t be that bad if you made it obvious you were kidding but that actually sounded serious. Do you have a prescription for marijuana?

I give lessons only to gifted youths, but the way you sound is just frustrated, maybe your parents were hippies and never really grew out of it to take care of you. You just became a cynical artist portraying the evils of man and all along contemplating suicide but never had the balls to do it. Do you wear girlâ??s jeans even though you definitely have a cock and maybe balls? Are you grossly skinny and used to play sports until the coachâ??s puny son ran you off the t-ballâ??s batterâ??s box?

Your shining glory? Haha., you kill me. Crap in my mouth, have we been watching some kind of fetish porn, maybe a 2girls1cup? HMMM? Banter is entertaining, Iâ??m not giving anyone a grand for trying to rob me of intelligence. Iâ??d stick to the hippy crowd and girls that donâ??t wear bras.

Iâ??ll never crap in your mouth, but if you want I wonâ??t flush and let you bob for a log.
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Re: sports

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mikejones wrote:You know, I retract everything (from the previous message). Well not everything. It was kind of funny. Free loading CEOâ??s, it wouldnâ??t be that bad if you made it obvious you were kidding but that actually sounded serious. Do you have a prescription for marijuana?

I give lessons only to gifted youths, but the way you sound is just frustrated, maybe your parents were hippies and never really grew out of it to take care of you. You just became a cynical artist portraying the evils of man and all along contemplating suicide but never had the balls to do it. Do you wear girlâ??s jeans even though you definitely have a cock and maybe balls? Are you grossly skinny and used to play sports until the coachâ??s puny son ran you off the t-ballâ??s batterâ??s box?

Your shining glory? Haha., you kill me. Crap in my mouth, have we been watching some kind of fetish porn, maybe a 2girls1cup? HMMM? Banter is entertaining, Iâ??m not giving anyone a grand for trying to rob me of intelligence. Iâ??d stick to the hippy crowd and girls that donâ??t wear bras.

Iâ??ll never crap in your mouth, but if you want I wonâ??t flush and let you bob for a log.
What kind of lessons do you provide? How to be a JACKASS like yourself?

Why don't you come back and post when you GROW UP and quit talking like a 4th grade CHILD. When you graduate high school, then you can come back and post, otherwise please be quiet the ADULTS are talking.

CHILDREN, especially children like you, should be seen and NOT HEARD!

Fitz301 :twisted:
You might be a sports fan/jerk if...
You've ever started a sentence with "Buddy of mine..." or "I got a buddy..."
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"Ha ha! You don't play sports! You're abnormal! Ha ha!"

Are you in junior high or something? What do you expect us to do? Develop low self-esteem because we aren't into sports? Geez, grow up.
Yes, it really is JUST A GAME.
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Re: sports

Post by drowbot0181 »

mikejones, please provide the name of the autistic person your cured and the papers your publish on the subject. Until then, you are still an idiot.
And in regards to "banging hotter chicks".... The people that have to brag about sex have never had it.
You are amusing, I will give you that. But I know what you really are. You are simply here to entertain yourself and 90% of the crap you spew is bullshit. Even you don't believe it.
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mikejones wrote:Its a shame to see what different people have regressed to... I'm sure you're house designing fathers are extremely proud of all your seasonal wardrobes and your color sensitivity while decorating. One day, maybe, you will come out of the closet that you deny hiding in and join a gay/straight football team, they still have centers in that league.

I wish you all the best of luck on the rainbow road of life and thank you for you're time without trying to plug me in the butt.

even some gay men play sports... What are you all?

Thoughts of Bret to the Jets anybody????
At first I thought you were someone replying to your original message. Oh, and last time I checked America is about freedom, individuality and equality (three things sports trample), not competition.
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Re: sports

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resolvent wrote:
mikejones wrote:sports embodies everything that America stands for, COMPETITION. Suck it up and learn to love it, twerps.
WRONG. Sports lovers are unpatriotic, anti-American cowards. They hate America.
They weaken this great country by diverting its attention away from important issues
onto silly entertainment. :!: :!:

stupid, stupid post. Are we supposed to stop watching movies and listening to music because there are bad things going on in the world? If everyone put all their attention towards thing like that this would be one depressed country.
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stupid, stupid post. Are we supposed to stop watching movies and listening to music because there are bad things going on in the world? If everyone put all their attention towards thing like that this would be one depressed country.
Do you have something against music or movies because you love try switch the topic to those two. Why do you repeat the same flat arguments?
"We believe in Vader, the Darth almighty, destroyer of Alderaan and the Sith. We believe in Luke, his only son, our Jedi. He was concieved by the power of the Force, and born of the senator Padme. Suffered under Darth Sidius, electrocuted, survived and partied with Ewoks. He descended to the Death Star, on the third hour he flew out in an Imperial ship and landed on Endor. He is seated on the right hand of Obi-Wan's ghost. He will come again to train Leia to be a Jedi. We believe? in Yoda.........:D
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Re: sports

Post by Detroitsportsfan08 »

They're all forms of entertainment.

The poster I quoted pretty much stated that no one should do anything for entertainment because there are more important things going on.
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Re: sports

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Detroitsportsfan08 wrote:
resolvent wrote:
mikejones wrote:sports embodies everything that America stands for, COMPETITION. Suck it up and learn to love it, twerps.
WRONG. Sports lovers are unpatriotic, anti-American cowards. They hate America.
They weaken this great country by diverting its attention away from important issues
onto silly entertainment. :!: :!:

stupid, stupid post. Are we supposed to stop watching movies and listening to music because there are bad things going on in the world? If everyone put all their attention towards thing like that this would be one depressed country.
It was not the most well thought out, but neither was Mike Jones' post. Eye for an eye.
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Re: sports

Post by Detroitsportsfan08 »

eh, mike jones had a point.

How did this country get started? Competition, really. Our founding fathers were willing to compete for what they wanted, and then won the Revoloutionary War giving us the USA.
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Re: sports

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Detroitsportsfan08 wrote:eh, mike jones had a point.

How did this country get started? Competition, really. Our founding fathers were willing to compete for what they wanted, and then won the Revoloutionary War giving us the USA.
:shock: ! ha HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Are you serious? If you want to equate the Revoluntionary War with sports, it would go like this: If the population of colonial America was 100,000 citizens, only a fraction --maybe FIVE would leave home with muskets to fight the Red Coats. Of those five, two would quit before reaching the battle field because they weren't paid enough. Another would be arrested on the way and jailed on outstanding warrants. When the remaining two successfully defeated the invaders, 50,000 idiots who stayed home warm and safe would go wild and claim they were responsible.
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Detroitsportsfan08
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Re: sports

Post by Detroitsportsfan08 »

You're over-analyzing. The basis of my argument was competition, not specific little details.
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