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WOW! Spammer Grammar In Hebrew! - צ×?×?ר×?ם And Also צ×?×?ר×?ם ×?×?ר

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WOW!

Last night, somebody posted some SPAM in Hebrew!

The first Topic was titled:

צ×?×?ר×?ם

It means:

Accommodation

And a second topic was titled:

צ×?×?ר×?ם ×?×?ר×?ם

It means:

Accommodation in South

Yeah! I thought I would post copies of them here in this topic before the original posts were deleted.

Sorry! But I couldn't resist!

Here is the first one that was posted, in Hebrew.
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And here's the second one in Hebrew.
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Gotta admit, Hebrew is a pretty language!

OK, here is the Hebrew to English translation of the first one.
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And here's the Hebrew to English translation of the second one.
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Yes, Hebrew is a beautiful language, and I think the Hebrew alphabet looks really cool and all that.

But, what was posted by the spammer, well . . . I'm afraid it was the usual spammer grammar.

I used the Google Language Translator at:
http://translate.google.com/

Yeah, I know from past experience that the Google Language Translator is not perfect, but usually what I have translated still made some sense.

But what was posted last night was the usual spammer Grammar.

Yeah, I know the original SPAM posts will get deleted, but I couldn't resist making a copy.

This one is a keeper!
ImageI'm fat and sassy! I love to sing & dance & stomp my feet & really rock your world!

All I want to hear from an ex-jock is "Will that be paper or plastic?" After that he can shut the fuck up!
Heah comes da judge! Heah comes da judge! Order in da court 'cuz heah comes da judge!
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