Michele Bachmann Song by Hockey Mama For Obama

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Michele Bachmann Song by Hockey Mama For Obama

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OK, everybody!

Here is a great song you all have just got to listen to! Really!!!

Michele Bachmann Song by Hockey Mama For Obama
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8D-J9SxSgz4
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Uploaded by pfte1 on Jul 15, 2011

Hockey Mama For Obama takes on Michele Bachmann.
The Drive-By Christian Broadcasting Network School of
Law for Fundamentalist Government Infiltration

Performed by Sandy and Richard Riccardi

Lyrics and music by Sandy Riccardi

Inspired by an article by Matt Taibbi of Rolling Stone Mag.
website http://www.partyriccardi.com

I'm Michele Bachmann, and I'm here to say:
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I'll give you government so small
It'll fit right in your bedroom
I'll give you government so small
It'll only hurt a tad
And since all I ever do is obey my husband Marcus----Oh---
He'll be the first gay president
That we've ever had

And I went to college at the
Drive-By Christian Broadcasting Network School of Law for
Fundamentalist Government Infiltration
The Drive-By Christian Broadcasting Network School of Law for
Fundamentalist Government Infiltration

A vote for me will surely set you free
How can I lose with such an education?

Global warming is a hoax
Hoo-doo voo-doo shady science
Global warming is a hoax
Just a made-up whoop-de-doo
But have you noticed when there's a Democrat in office---Oh---
God sends a great big case of swine or bird flu

(That's a fact I learned at the)
Drive By Christian Broadcasting Network School of Law for
Fundamentalist Government Infiltration
The Drive By Christian Broadcasting Network School of Law for
Fundamentalist Government Infiltration

A vote for me will surely set you free
And Marcus and I can start our congregation

I didn't want to be a lawyer, but my husband Marcus said to
I didn't wanna marry him
But my church and Marcus said to
Come to think of it, I don't really even want to be hereâ??noâ??
But my husband told me to, cuz he says that he was led to

(Don't you want your president to come from the)
Drive-By Christian Broadcasting Network School of Law for
Fundamentalist Government Infiltration
The Drive-By Christian Broadcasting Network School of Law for
Fundamentalist Government Infiltration

A vote for me will surely set you free
And Marcus and I will win the nomination
And Marcus and I will ban sex-education
And Marcus and I will outlaw fornication
And Marcus and I will shun co-habitation

And Marcus and I will put all the Wiccans in jail
And Marcus and I will lock up homosexuals 'til they're cured
And it will be the teeny-weeniest teeny-tiniest little government you ever had.

Amen.




Now, this is a really cute little song that really puts the FUN in FUNdamentalism!!!

Don't ya just love it!!!
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All I want to hear from an ex-jock is "Will that be paper or plastic?" After that he can shut the fuck up!
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