Jerry Sandusky Gets BARS AND STRIPES FOREVER!!!

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Jerry Sandusky Gets BARS AND STRIPES FOREVER!!!

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As we all know, former assistant coach, Jerry Sandusky, could get up to 442 years in prison, with a minimum of 60 years before he's eligible to be paroled. But, since he's 68 years old, it's still effectively life in prison for him. He would have to live to be 128 years old before he gets out on parole, which is very unlikely!

So, for Sandusky, it looks like he's gonna get . . .

BARS AND STRIPES FOREVER!!!

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Yeah! Since it's now the 4th of July, which is the day we celebrate Independence Day, when America won it's independence from the British back in July 4,1776 this will be our 236th year of independence.

So, I was inspired to post this topic, and to create the above image in celebration of the 4th of July.

And while marching bands will be playing Stars And Stripes Forever, Jerry Sandusky will be facing BARS AND STRIPES FOREVER in the slammer!!!

And so, in celebration, here is a YouTube link to an old Warner Brothers Cartoon.

Merrie Melodies "Bars and Stripes Forever" (1939)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmJKnfMKkVQ

And here's a YouTube link to the music, Stars And Stripes Forever, composed by John Philip Sousa in 1896

Stars and Stripes Forever: John P. Sousa
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1STThQ9sY8

Enjoy!

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And here's some fireworks!!!

I'm gonna celebrate with cheeseburgers and some Amberbock Dark Lager Beer!

In the meantime, Jerry Sandusky is going to be eating that lousy prison food and he's never going to have beer ever again!

Yeah! BARS AND STRIPES FOREVER!

Uh huh! It must really suck to be him right now!
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