You know what's bullshit...

[Earl]

Football video games, the most evil type of video game.

Coach Grump doesn't appreciate your attitude, young man! Playing football video games builds character.

Forgive me please. As penance I shall now recite the camp's moto. 'Football Does build character and we need to tell everyone that, even though as individuals we should allow people to have their own opinions, but we shall force OUR opinions down their throats and if they do not comply, We shall take them to Room 101 and force them to love football!!!

I hope I am now forgiven.

So, you've heard about Room 101, eh? We have ways to make you like football. Well, you're forgiven. For now. But don't you ever forget. Big Brother Grump is watching you!

[Fat Man]

I am getting a kick out of picturing Fat Man in a cheerleader outfit and pom poms.

Hey Abitagirl!!!

You really want to picture something about me that would be really hilarious???

As you all know, and as I have mentioned before a couple of times, I'm in the process of converting to Judaism.

Well, last year in 2008, my birthday which is on September 30 fell on the first the 1st day of the 1st month of Tishrei 5769, so September 30, 2008 was Thshrei 1, 5769, the Jewish New Year Day!

So, just picture me as a big fat Jewish New Year's Baby, wearing a blue diaper, a blue Kippah or yamake on top of my bald head, and holding a big rattle with a blue Star Of David on it!

Now that should be good for a few laughs!

Yeah, I have a sense of humor and don't mind making fun of myself some times.

After all, we fat people are jolly!

[Indurrago]

You know what's bullshit that I actually forgot how awesome this website and you guys are!

[Earl]

Thanks! Of course, you should know that Coach Grump has entered your name, address, and phone number in his Rolodex of troublemakers.

[Sergey]

And let's all forget about the modified Anthrax virus I am going to use against you guys, and let's play while I prepare to detonate them virus. Enjoy!

[Earl]

Aaarrrggghhh! Have mercy!

[Sergey]

Aaarrrggghhh! Have mercy!

Coach Grump better give money! Or I will kill you all! So... FYI I'M A SPY!

[Lewis]

Shout 'Pmurg Hcaoc' It is the only way to beat him!

[Sergey]

Shout 'Pmurg Hcaoc' It is the only way to beat him!

Or be this guy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnuYi-nz ... annel_page

(Spoiler) IT'S ME!

[Earl]

This is too weird for me, folks. Now I don't even understand what's going on!

[Sergey]

This is too weird for me, folks. Now I don't even understand what's going on!

F Y I I'm DA SPI!

[Earl]

Just as long as you're not one of Da Bears! Da Bears!

[Sergey]

Just as long as you're not one of Da Bears! Da Bears!

BACKSTABBED.

[Earl]

I've embarrassed myself with lame jokes.

[Fat Man]

I've embarrassed myself with lame jokes.

I think I may have embarrassed myself even more with my own post of being the Jewish New Year's Baby!