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Re: Know Any Good Nerd or Geek And Jock Jokes???
Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 3:51 pm
by SmartSportsPerson
Ha ha, some funny stuff here. I can't say I agree with all of it but I'll let you have your laughs. Here's some Mike Tyson jokes for your amusement:
http://www.ahajokes.com/spo16.html
Re: Know Any Good Nerd or Geek And Jock Jokes???
Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 11:16 pm
by Earl
My, you're so gracious.
Re: Know Any Good Nerd or Geek And Jock Jokes???
Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2011 7:09 am
by Agent 47
Hey, guess what - this is SportsSuck.org's 20,000 th post!
HAPPY SPORTS HATING, EVERYBODY!

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Here is a 20,000 th post commemorative joke...
Q: Why did the sports fan cross the road?
A: Because everybody else did!

Re: Know Any Good Nerd or Geek And Jock Jokes???
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 2:30 pm
by Agent 47
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If only sports fans came with remote controls...

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Re: Know Any Good Nerd or Geek And Jock Jokes???
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 7:19 pm
by Fat Man
Can I get one that has a [DESTRUCT] button on it, or at least an [OFF] button?
I don't mean just the one for turning off the rioting, but simply for turning the sports fan off, sort of like a [DIE] button.
I thought it should also have a [THINK] button, but if you tried to get a sports fan or a jock to think his (brain?) might over-heat and explode, so it would only serve as a [DIE] button anyway, and would have to be labeled as such.
Re: Know Any Good Nerd or Geek And Jock Jokes???
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 9:29 am
by Agent 47
Yes, of course. That's it. An "Off" switch is pretty much the only function that's required really, isn't it.
Here is the latest model...

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