International I Hate Sports Club

My legally blind wife, who shall henceforth be referred to as Mrs. Earl (which would be an excellent username), asked me to read some of the posts of mike_the_pain_train out loud to her. She wanted me to share her reaction with the forum, which is as follows:
Our newest forum member is obviously a kid (not an adult) and possibly a girl because:
1) No adult would come home from soccer practice.
2) No adult would use the phrase "LOL" after just about every sentence. In fact, Mrs. Earl doesn't think any guy would use it that frequently.
3) "He" doesn't seem to know the difference between proboxing and prowrestling. "Mike_the_pain_train" is more a wrestling name than a boxing name.
4) Most proathletes have been to college. They can spell, especially words like "soccer."

Earl wrote:My legally blind wife, who shall henceforth be referred to as Mrs. Earl (which would be an excellent username), asked me to read some of the posts of mike_the_pain_train out loud to her. She wanted me to share her reaction with the forum, which is as follows:
Our newest forum member is obviously a kid (not an adult) and possibly a girl because:
1) No adult would come home from soccer practice.
2) No adult would use the phrase "LOL" after just about every sentence. In fact, Mrs. Earl doesn't think any guy would use it that frequently.
3) "He" doesn't seem to know the difference between proboxing and prowrestling. "Mike_the_pain_train" is more a wrestling name than a boxing name.
4) Most proathletes have been to college. They can spell, especially words like "soccer."

You know, now that I think about it, yeah, Mike_the_pain_in_the_ass is most likely a girl.

A screaming retarded little girly who can't spell for shit!!!

I shall give her the title of Miss TRAIN WRECK OF 2009.

mike_the_pain_train wrote:

Fat Man wrote:I was even going to sacrifice a virgin for it, if I could find one!

A SUICIDE HUH

Zing!

Craig,
You guys in Alberta spell "male" weird.
Greencom

greencom wrote:Craig,
You guys in Alberta spell "male" weird.
Greencom

For a charity organization/scam, you're pretty sassy. Meh heh heh. We here in Alberta do a lot of things in an extreme way. You might say weird.

Craig,
Charity, scam? What are you babbling about?
Greencom

greencom wrote:Craig,
Charity, scam? What are you babbling about?
Greencom

Are you still pretending this isn't you: http://www.greencom.ie/

Hi, Craig. Welcome back. As someone who has had the opportunity to get to know Greencom personally, I can assure you that there is no connection between him and the website whose link you have posted. The derivation of Greencom's username is purely coincidental.

Earl wrote:Hi, Craig. Welcome back. As someone who has had the opportunity to get to know Greencom personally, I can assure you that there is no connection between him and the website whose link you have posted. The derivation of Greencom's username is purely coincidental.

Speaking of coincidental . . . . .

Everyone has one head, one body (though mine is about twice as large as the average) two arms and two legs.

The same is true all primates, and by the way, we are also primates.

Also, all jocks have the same, one head (with no brains of course) one body, two arms and two legs.

But any resemblance between a jock and a human being is purely coincidental!

Fat Man wrote:

Earl wrote:Hi, Craig. Welcome back. As someone who has had the opportunity to get to know Greencom personally, I can assure you that there is no connection between him and the website whose link you have posted. The derivation of Greencom's username is purely coincidental.

Speaking of coincidental . . . . .

Everyone has one head, one body (though mine is about twice as large as the average) two arms and two legs.

The same is true all primates, and by the way, we are also primates.

Also, all jocks have the same, one head (with no brains of course) one body, two arms and two legs.

But any resemblance between a jock and a human being is purely coincidental!

Makes sense.

<groan>

Earl wrote:<groan>

Yeah! I know!

When I contemplate just how stupid and moronic jocks really are, it's enough to make me groan!

Mike is the type of person that makes me loose all hope in humanity.

Also nice photo Fat Man! Reminds me of this moment from Dr. Strangelove: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueuauKKjPZI

Earl wrote:Hi, Craig. Welcome back. As someone who has had the opportunity to get to know Greencom personally, I can assure you that there is no connection between him and the website whose link you have posted. The derivation of Greencom's username is purely coincidental.

Fair enough.

Lewis wrote:Mike is the type of person that makes me loose all hope in humanity.

Also nice photo Fat Man! Reminds me of this moment from Dr. Strangelove: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueuauKKjPZI

You mean this one?



Thank you!

Here's an even better one I just created.



So! What do ya think???