International I Hate Sports Club

Earl wrote:

Every now and then I'll see him online, but he won't post anymore. Oh, well ...

oh -he does visit? I didn't know. He must not be posting because he's afraid of being out-witted by the resident brain-trust.

Earl wrote:
Will we ever encounter another hateful bigot like Samdaman with the tenacity and stubbornness of a blood-gorged tick? Stay tuned.

Well.. we have two just like him --well, they are a step up in that they don't RANT but SportsGuy92 and the other one are as stubborn as a case of herpes.

Ray wrote:

Earl wrote:

Every now and then I'll see him online, but he won't post anymore. Oh, well ...

oh -he does visit? I didn't know. He must not be posting because he's afraid of being out-witted by the resident brain-trust.

He realized that his slip was showing.

Ray wrote:

Earl wrote:
Will we ever encounter another hateful bigot like Samdaman with the tenacity and stubbornness of a blood-gorged tick? Stay tuned.

Well.. we have two just like him --well, they are a step up in that they don't RANT but SportsGuy92 and the other one are as stubborn as a case of herpes.

Blood-gorged ticks and herpes! We sure come up with gross figures of speech.

Speaking of figures of speech, we could liken one-posters like Captain America (who don't stick around for a rebuttal because they can't stand the heat or are simply spiteful) to a bird that poops really gross poop on your car and then flies away.

Wow! I didn't think I'd get this much mileage out of this topic in just one evening. It's fun.

Earl wrote:He realized that his slip was showing.

Thanks a lot, now you have me imagining him prancing around in a dress and high heels.

Actually, it's kind of amusing.

Ray wrote:<yech> (we don't have a smiley for retching?)

What?!!! Well hey, I just happen to have an "emergency retching smiley" for ya right here Ray!
(Sorry if it ruins that lovely image of yours for you though abitagirl!)

dickfilthy wrote:

Ray wrote:<yech> (we don't have a smiley for retching?)

What?!!! Well hey, I just happen to have an "emergency retching smiley" for ya right here Ray!

barf.gif

(Sorry if it ruins that lovely image of yours for you though abitagirl!)

Oh, not at all. That might actually be my reaction if I actually saw Spammy in a dress.

Hi, dickfilthy. Thanks for the barfing smilie. I've never seen one before. Ordinarily I'd hope that it would get well soon, but that would spoil our fun.

Abitagirl, are you trying to make me barf too? Seriously speaking, I pause when I remember that I'm old enough to be Samdaman's father. (Just think what it would be like for you to have that kid for a son. [Insert barfing smilie here]) I'm afraid that in real life (at his high school, for instance) he would give far more reason than just his vulgar, abusive comments here in the forum and in the Guestbook for me to be ashamed of him if I were related to him in any way.

I made a mistake. The word choice of "gorged" in the expression "blood-gorged tick" is wrong. It should read "blood-engorged."

dickfilthy wrote:

Ray wrote:<yech> (we don't have a smiley for retching?)

What?!!! Well hey, I just happen to have an "emergency retching smiley" for ya right here Ray!

barf.gif

(Sorry if it ruins that lovely image of yours for you though abitagirl!)

oh damn --that's --ha haha ha ha ha ha terrible!

Earl wrote:I made a mistake. The word choice of "gorged" in the expression "blood-gorged tick" is wrong. It should read "blood-engorged."

should it be? I didn't know. I knew what you meant though. There's few things uglier than a swollen, blood-ENGORGED tick.

Well if Earl's plea doesn't get em back then...
I'LL SURE THE HELL GET EM TO SPEAK!

We're waiting ...

What? I'M ONLY ON DURING WEEKENDS!
I'm gonna see what else I can do...