Re: 2011 State of the Union Address
Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2011 12:41 am
OK, I have been a registered Democrat ever since I was old enough to vote.
I voted for Obama. I like Obama. I do think he's kind of cute and all that, but I have to agree, he seriously needs to grow a pair.
I'm actually disgusted with both parties, Democrats and Republicans, or rather, the Retardicans!
Yeah, I'm ashamed to say that my Democratic party has become a party of wussies and ball-less wonders, while the Republicans are a party of moronic bullies and fucking retards!
Obama is not stupid. He's actually quite intelligent, but he needs to grow a pair of balls to back up his brains. Obama has been too willing to compromise on his position. He needs to get some guts! I don't care how and where he gets them, either buy them, or grow some in a flower pot, I don't give a flying fuck how he gets 'em! But he dose need to get some guts!
In this world of cut-throat politics, it's not enough to have brains. One must have brains AND balls! And I don't mean base, basket, or foot either. I mean, BALLS! BIG BALLS!
Obama's got the brains. But now, he just need some balls.
The Republicans are like the bullies on the school grounds. Now I think I know what became of the bullies I encountered while going to school. They all became Republicans when they grew up. That is, when they grew up physically, but mentally they never grew up, they're still moronic retarded Kindergartners in the Romper Room crowd.
You know! Like, ga ga goo goo and all that!
But, what can you expect from idiots who were never serious about getting an education, disrupting the classrooms, throwing spit wads and paper airplanes, destroying art and science projects, stealing and ripping pages out of notebooks, and learning only how to fold paper footballs.
Yeah, I think I know why the Republicans hate science and education. They just want our children grow to up ignorant and uneducated, so that they will be more likely to vote Republican and give their money away to Pat Robertson and his 700 Club who backs up the Republican party. It's all a big scam.
Now I know why my 5th grade teacher bashed my head against the brick wall in an argument over an Astronomy book he would not allow me to check out of the school library. I believe he was trying to kill me!
That's because I knew too much. He knew that I would not grow up to be a Republican and not be suckered into giving my money away to line their pockets so they could build more stadium-sized super-churches to draw in more money from all the stupid moronic cattle and sheep to make the Republican party rich.
BAAAH! BAAAH! MMMOOOOOOO! MMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Yeah! I knew too much! After having read a lot of books about the Inquisition, that was the big tip-off for me. Then naturally of course, I would go around shooting off my big fat mouth about what I knew. So, I guess my sports-obsessed teacher just wanted to silence me, to shut me up for keeps!
That's why he attempted to kill me out in the hallway! It was to shut me up!
Oh gee whiz! I do hope I'm not being too cynical again!
I'm a baaaaaaad boy!!!
I voted for Obama. I like Obama. I do think he's kind of cute and all that, but I have to agree, he seriously needs to grow a pair.
I'm actually disgusted with both parties, Democrats and Republicans, or rather, the Retardicans!
Yeah, I'm ashamed to say that my Democratic party has become a party of wussies and ball-less wonders, while the Republicans are a party of moronic bullies and fucking retards!
Obama is not stupid. He's actually quite intelligent, but he needs to grow a pair of balls to back up his brains. Obama has been too willing to compromise on his position. He needs to get some guts! I don't care how and where he gets them, either buy them, or grow some in a flower pot, I don't give a flying fuck how he gets 'em! But he dose need to get some guts!
In this world of cut-throat politics, it's not enough to have brains. One must have brains AND balls! And I don't mean base, basket, or foot either. I mean, BALLS! BIG BALLS!
Obama's got the brains. But now, he just need some balls.
The Republicans are like the bullies on the school grounds. Now I think I know what became of the bullies I encountered while going to school. They all became Republicans when they grew up. That is, when they grew up physically, but mentally they never grew up, they're still moronic retarded Kindergartners in the Romper Room crowd.
You know! Like, ga ga goo goo and all that!
But, what can you expect from idiots who were never serious about getting an education, disrupting the classrooms, throwing spit wads and paper airplanes, destroying art and science projects, stealing and ripping pages out of notebooks, and learning only how to fold paper footballs.
Yeah, I think I know why the Republicans hate science and education. They just want our children grow to up ignorant and uneducated, so that they will be more likely to vote Republican and give their money away to Pat Robertson and his 700 Club who backs up the Republican party. It's all a big scam.
Now I know why my 5th grade teacher bashed my head against the brick wall in an argument over an Astronomy book he would not allow me to check out of the school library. I believe he was trying to kill me!
That's because I knew too much. He knew that I would not grow up to be a Republican and not be suckered into giving my money away to line their pockets so they could build more stadium-sized super-churches to draw in more money from all the stupid moronic cattle and sheep to make the Republican party rich.
BAAAH! BAAAH! MMMOOOOOOO! MMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Yeah! I knew too much! After having read a lot of books about the Inquisition, that was the big tip-off for me. Then naturally of course, I would go around shooting off my big fat mouth about what I knew. So, I guess my sports-obsessed teacher just wanted to silence me, to shut me up for keeps!
That's why he attempted to kill me out in the hallway! It was to shut me up!
Oh gee whiz! I do hope I'm not being too cynical again!
I'm a baaaaaaad boy!!!