Tales from the Sports Crypt

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Millhouse wrote:
Polite24 wrote:Most people will not use advanced science or advanced math in real life, or at least they won't need to know how.

However, I do retract my statement of them being useless and saying that they should be elective classes. Many kids probably realize in high school they would like to go into math or science because they were forced to take it in high school. And those things are important for people who study them because they are responsible for much of our technology.

Again, it's not jocks vs. nerds

It's popular vs. unpopular, and that's really something you can't control. Cliques will always exist.
'It's popular versus unpopular.' Again, that was never the point.

Popular or unpopular, cliques or no cliques, I don't give a tin twat, because they are irrelevant. You can still keep sports and its animalism out of either realm for me.

Seriously, why are you here? What point do you hope to make? What goal do you hope to accomplish? Don't tell me it's to try and make clear the point that you can't stand what this website stands for, because you don't ever address the real reasons this site exists when any of us bring it up. My observation is, all you seem to do are target and pick on those you believe are less intelligent than you are, or just make general statements at nobody (i.e. your 'Why I Think Sports are Beneficial to Society' thread). You never lock horns with anyone else. Unless you answer this question truthfully, I will simply assume you are here to amuse yourself and willfully harm others with your regurgitated nonsense.
Oh, now I see!

Polite24 says that science and math should be elective classes, as if they are not as important as PE. So, I guess PE and sports should be the main focus in our schools while science and math and learning how to read and write are at the bottom!

YEAH RIGHT!!!

Then he continues to spout off the same tired old rhetoric over and over again.

Polite24-AKA-Detroitsportsbore08 kind of reminds me of those talking dolls that came out back in the 1960s, the kind where you pull the string and it talks.

Of course they had a limited number of phrases and they said the same things over and over.

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So, when Polite24 responds to our posts here in these forums, it's because somebody here has pulled his string!
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Re: Tales from the Sports Crypt

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Hi Guys,
There is one positive aspect of my difficult experience with jocks in high school, I learned how to fight! Several times when I was pushed to the limit enduring abuse from the shit-for-brains in PE I cut loose. I managed to bloody up more than a few sports heros in PE. This nerd held his own when his button was pushed. I felt no pain, all I wanted to do is bash their brainless skulls into the block walls of the locker room, and I did! Who got into trouble for it,me, not the assholes who tormented me. The wimpering cowards who got their asses kicked by me were the coaches pets, jocks, when taken one on one are cowardly pussies through and through. They need their buddies to back them up, I just needed me! Who's the geek, who's the nerd, who's the man?Any guy that thinks liking sports means being a man is a dickless, mindless, mentally stunted prick. Another thing, only a jock is immature enough to think that something as stupid as playing games as a youngster in high school is important enough to relive over and over again as an adult. I remember an episode of "Married With Children" when Al told his neighbor Marcy how much of a high point of a man's life high school football is. Marcy replied, " yeah Al, I guess it is..... if you die right after you graduate", I thought that was rich! To all of the stupid jocks out there... GO FUCK YOURSELVES! Even with my disabilities I could kick the shit out of the jocks I graduated with, they're used up blobs of flesh now.

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Re: Tales from the Sports Crypt

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Fat Man, that's pretty good.

However, the same thing could be said for you. You constantly bring up your story of what happened to you in high school
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I don't agree with every single comment that Fat Man makes, any more than I totally agree with everything that anyone else says. But he talks about actual experiences that were unjust and indefensible. If I had been raped by a pedophile in a mental institution when I was a teenager, I would still be talking about it too. Some victims of pedophiles eventually commit suicide. All that you say are nothing more than just your opinions. And you never condemn or even object to anything that Samdaman, SpeedofLeight (with his despicably gross pornographic link), Captain America, mikejones, Harold, or any of the rest of them say. Talk about a double standard.
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Polite24 wrote:Fat Man, that's pretty good.

However, the same thing could be said for you. You constantly bring up your story of what happened to you in high school
He brings it up because it is the exact same thing that happens in schools now.
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Hey, Polite 24 :

Why did you use my post to attack Fatman? Attack me! You sports lovers peaked in high school, you shot your wad back then but you can't let it go because it's the only thing that makes you feel like you were men at one time. My thrills started later in my adult life in the real world I don't need to relive juvenile ballgames in my mind or live vicariously through others that get payed to play the same stupid juvenile games. My comments are not necessarily directed at you, I don't know your history but my experience with my fellow employees that are jocks bears this out. They hate their wives, they would rather be at work than at home and their ONLY interest in life is to read the sports page on the shitter and talk about how "their" team did the day before, how pathetic the masses are.

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greencom wrote:Hey, Polite 24 :

Why did you use my post to attack Fatman? Attack me! You sports lovers peaked in high school, you shot your wad back then but you can't let it go because it's the only thing that makes you feel like you were men at one time. My thrills started later in my adult life in the real world I don't need to relive juvenile ballgames in my mind or live vicariously through others that get payed to play the same stupid juvenile games. My comments are not necessarily directed at you, I don't know your history but my experience with my fellow employees that are jocks bears this out. They hate their wives, they would rather be at work than at home and their ONLY interest in life is to read the sports page on the shitter and talk about how "their" team did the day before, how pathetic the masses are.

Greencom
Thank you very much Greencom.

Actually, I find Impolite24 to be rather amusing.

He's beginning to sound like a broken record . . . click . . . broken record . . . click . . . broken record . . . click . . . broken record . . . click . . . broken record, or a scratched CD!!!

Yeah, like with a lot of sports fans, the high point of each day for him is when he's reading the sports page while on the shitter.

Now like, how pathetic is that?!?
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Re: Tales from the Sports Crypt

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The following message is directed towards any sports hater or any critic of the sports culture (including all the regulars who post in this Forum) or any sports fan who has an open mind: If you want to read real-life horror stories, please visit the website of the National Coalition Against Violent Athletes ( http://www.ncava.org ). Don't give it just a cursory glance; take the time to check out all the features thoroughly. Read the articles. You might be shocked. You at least will have some material to use in your exchanges with sports bores.
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