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Re: You know what's bullshit...

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Excuse me, but I felt the need to hearken back to a much earlier post in this topic.
Sergey wrote:
Earl wrote:Sergey, have you ever had any nightmares about being chased by killer footballs?
I threw good report cards at them. It repelled them.
I'm sure that throwing good report cards at killer footballs might repel them.

But here is an image that represents a nightmare I once had.

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This would also be a good solution.
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Earl wrote:No intelligent life here, Millhouse. Does this topic ever come to an end? Maybe I should put it out of its misery. :twisted:
Do you want to Exterminate this thread? :cry:

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Here is a Darlek Workout Video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-d6vWMs ... re=related

Darlek Aerobics and Darlek Calisthenics.

This is how Darleks stay in shape so they can go out and exterminate and conquer the universe.
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All I want to hear from an ex-jock is "Will that be paper or plastic?" After that he can shut the fuck up!
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Fat Man wrote:Here is a Darlek Workout Video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-d6vWMs ... re=related

Darlek Aerobics and Darlek Calisthenics.

This is how Darleks stay in shape so they can go out and exterminate and conquer the universe.

The Necrons already are the most advanced race in the universe, and they're using the same technology the used 60 million years ago. Necrons >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Darlek
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Sergey wrote:
Fat Man wrote:Here is a Darlek Workout Video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-d6vWMs ... re=related

Darlek Aerobics and Darlek Calisthenics.

This is how Darleks stay in shape so they can go out and exterminate and conquer the universe.

The Necrons already are the most advanced race in the universe, and they're using the same technology the used 60 million years ago. Necrons >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Darlek
Treason! There are several facts in life like the 'Pen is mightier than the sword' and 'The Dalek is mightier than the Necrons'
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Lewis wrote:
Earl wrote:No intelligent life here, Millhouse. Does this topic ever come to an end? Maybe I should put it out of its misery. :twisted:
Do you want to Exterminate this thread? :cry:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGx7c-QBotE
Nah! Don't fret, Lewis. I was just kidding. :wink: Actually, the goofiness serves as a form of relief from the depressing so-called debates, which often generate a lot more heat than light and are only occasionally funny. At the risk of sounding like a wimp, the name-calling sometimes wearies me. BTW, I appreciate your sense of humor.
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Lewis wrote:
Sergey wrote:
Fat Man wrote:Here is a Darlek Workout Video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-d6vWMs ... re=related

Darlek Aerobics and Darlek Calisthenics.

This is how Darleks stay in shape so they can go out and exterminate and conquer the universe.

The Necrons already are the most advanced race in the universe, and they're using the same technology the used 60 million years ago. Necrons >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Darlek
Treason! There are several facts in life like the 'Pen is mightier than the sword' and 'The Dalek is mightier than the Necrons'

Metal Zombies > Metal Mutants.
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Lewis wrote:
Earl wrote:No intelligent life here, Millhouse. Does this topic ever come to an end? Maybe I should put it out of its misery. :twisted:
Do you want to Exterminate this thread? :cry:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGx7c-QBotE
Lewis, now that I've watched the video link, there's something else I need to tell you: The salt and pepper shakers are floating away!
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Fat Man wrote:Here is a Darlek Workout Video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-d6vWMs ... re=related

Darlek Aerobics and Darlek Calisthenics.

This is how Darleks stay in shape so they can go out and exterminate and conquer the universe.
No, this is how salt and pepper shakers stay in shape so they can season our food.
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Go, Montana State Bobcats!

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Earl wrote:
Fat Man wrote:Here is a Darlek Workout Video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-d6vWMs ... re=related

Darlek Aerobics and Darlek Calisthenics.

This is how Darleks stay in shape so they can go out and exterminate and conquer the universe.
No, this is how salt and pepper shakers stay in shape so they can season our food.
Well, too much salt can cause high blood pressure.

That's how the Daleks can exterminate us!
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Sergey wrote:Metal Zombies > Metal Mutants.

I forogt to mention the Daleks secret weapon Davros!

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''Across the entire universe, never stopping, never faltering, never fading. People and planets and stars will become dust. And the dust will become atoms and the atoms will become... nothing. And the wavelength will continue, breaking through the rift at the heart of the Medusa Cascade into every dimension, every parallel, every single corner of creation. This is my ultimate victory, Doctor! The destruction of reality itself!''
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Lewis wrote:
Sergey wrote:Metal Zombies > Metal Mutants.

I forogt to mention the Daleks secret weapon Davros!

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''Across the entire universe, never stopping, never faltering, never fading. People and planets and stars will become dust. And the dust will become atoms and the atoms will become... nothing. And the wavelength will continue, breaking through the rift at the heart of the Medusa Cascade into every dimension, every parallel, every single corner of creation. This is my ultimate victory, Doctor! The destruction of reality itself!''

Good thing Necron weaponry can destroy matter/atom? Oh and they've been using the same technology for 60 million years. Nothing stops the C'tan. The C'tan are the gods of gods!
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Well if the Daleks can beat the cybermen at the drop of a hat, I am sure the Darleks would have no problem with C'tan.
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Lewis wrote:Well if the Daleks can beat the cybermen at the drop of a hat, I am sure the Darleks would have no problem with C'tan.

The C'tan are invincible. They have no one superior to them.
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Sergey wrote:
Lewis wrote:Well if the Daleks can beat the cybermen at the drop of a hat, I am sure the Darleks would have no problem with C'tan.

The C'tan are invincible. They have no one superior to them.
No one besides the Daleks, possibly the Master and the Doctor.
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