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Re: You know what's bullshit...
Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 5:32 pm
by Lewis
I just watched Celebrity Come Dine With Me and there was a footballer on theree who did not know how to cook and had never cooked in his life! How can someone go throught their entire life without cooking!!?
Re: You know what's bullshit...
Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 6:00 pm
by Fat Man
Lewis wrote:I just watched Celebrity Come Dine With Me and there was a footballer on theree who did not know how to cook and had never cooked in his life! How can someone go throught their entire life without cooking!!?
It's really quite simple!
He probably thinks men should not cook because he thinks it sissy stuff.
Also, since he's a moronic football player, he probably eats raw meat!
And, he probably doesn't know how to turn on a stove. It's too complicated for him.
Re: You know what's bullshit...
Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 7:01 pm
by Earl
Lewis wrote:I just watched Celebrity Come Dine With Me and there was a footballer on theree who did not know how to cook and had never cooked in his life! How can someone go throught their entire life without cooking!!?
Actually, it's quite easy. For example, I left home at the age of 22 and lived alone until I got married. I ate cereal for breakfast, and sometimes used a Presto-Burger (which simply was a mold for raw shredded hamburger meat that provided heat for cooking the hamburger meat). For all of my other meals, I ate out because I could afford to eat out and because I had no desire to learn how to cook. So, there's no significance to the fact that the footballer had never done any cooking.
Re: You know what's bullshit...
Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 7:30 pm
by Fat Man
Re: You know what's bullshit...
Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 6:52 pm
by greencom
Lewis wrote:I just watched Celebrity Come Dine With Me and there was a footballer on theree who did not know how to cook and had never cooked in his life! How can someone go throught their entire life without cooking!!?
Without cooking? Jocks go through their entire lives without THINKING!
Greencom
Re: You know what's bullshit...
Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 9:41 pm
by Sergey
greencom wrote:Lewis wrote:I just watched Celebrity Come Dine With Me and there was a footballer on theree who did not know how to cook and had never cooked in his life! How can someone go throught their entire life without cooking!!?
Without cooking? Jocks go through their entire lives without THINKING!
Greencom
How can they think if they go through their life DRINKING!
Re: You know what's bullshit...
Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2009 1:32 am
by Fat Man
Sergey wrote:greencom wrote:Lewis wrote:I just watched Celebrity Come Dine With Me and there was a footballer on theree who did not know how to cook and had never cooked in his life! How can someone go throught their entire life without cooking!!?
Without cooking? Jocks go through their entire lives without THINKING!
Greencom
How can they think if they go through their life DRINKING!
Jocks go through life STINKING!!!
Re: You know what's bullshit...
Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2009 2:33 am
by Sergey
Why do you think they drink beer? To use it as deodorant...
Re: You know what's bullshit...
Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2009 4:21 am
by Fat Man
Sergey wrote:Why do you think they drink beer? To use it as deodorant...
That's why they STINK!!!
Re: You know what's bullshit...
Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2009 4:51 am
by Sergey
Fat Man wrote:Sergey wrote:Why do you think they drink beer? To use it as deodorant...
That's why they STINK!!!
No the beer actually makes them smell better.
Re: You know what's bullshit...
Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2009 5:35 am
by Fat Man
Sergey wrote:Fat Man wrote:Sergey wrote:Why do you think they drink beer? To use it as deodorant...
That's why they STINK!!!
No the beer actually makes them smell better.
Yeah, without the beer, they would STINK even worse than they do now.
But nonetheless, they still
STINK!!!
PEEEEEEEUUUUUUU!!!!!!!
They smell like stale beer and old sweat socks!!!
Re: You know what's bullshit...
Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 11:19 pm
by Sergey
You know what's bullshit? I don't know.
Re: You know what's bullshit...
Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 11:39 pm
by Earl
Well, I guess that's the end of the topic, then. (Just kidding.

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Re: You know what's bullshit...
Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 11:48 pm
by Sergey
I'll turn this thread into chocolate.
Re: You know what's bullshit...
Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 12:18 am
by Earl
Go out and buy some!