Finally! You have given that prick John the GAY jersey, changed his rank to Sports Bore and put his username in bold, pink letters! You took my advice. That's made my day. A most well-deserved set indeed!
Some serious trash has hit this site overnight. I don't know how, but it seems John is connected... on 4chan! Yeah what happened to these gangstaz who was meant to be cummin round my house to come and shoot the shit out of me for badmouthing you? Is this all you got? Pathetic.
Nice picture Fat Man! I bet his real car's not even as good as that. Probably has had all the tyres stolen off it and been put through the crusher a few times afterwards! But he wants to show us a CAR, not a cube! So what does he do? Crouches down behind his neighbour's fancy motor to give us the impression it's his and he really is some slick cool guy who picks up all the chicks and drives them round in a nifty set of wheels. Yeah, I'm convinced, tough guy! And from the photos you show me, I bet you weigh less than I do, John. For a football player, US Marine and general all-round bighead, that's not something to be proud of. Best get down the gym and pump some iron if you want to get your bitch back!
She likes a man who can bench-press a horse!
Anyways, where was I? Yeah, from what I've seen yesterday and today, Turdsday, sports bores are the lowest form of life on earth! They lie, they hate, they troll, they invade, and they probably don't even have a fucking clue how exactly they're going to gain personally from it. Oh wait... it's because the CROWD is doing it! And we all know what the sports bores are like around big crowds. Like flies around shit! I do wonder why God gives potential sports fans their own brains sometimes. I mean, not that they'll ever be used for any individual thoughts, will it? No, the CROWD can do that for them. Run along sports fans... I think the CROWD have decided to jump off a cliff! It must be the right thing to do! You're not just helping yourself you know.
Best regards,
i_like_1981