International I Hate Sports Club

Ray wrote:Duh. This is not a debate board. It is, as the name implies, the International I hate Sports Club. No one has an obligation to explain or justify why they don't like sports.It's also a good thing this isn't called the International House of Pancakes because we simply don't make or sell pancakes. And it's a very good thing this isn't called the shoe farm because we haven't planted shoes in... I don't know how long!Welcome to the International I hate Sports Club!
EDIT: Although.. truth be told, I think this website's name maybe should be changed to bring it more into alignment with its true purpose.. maybe something like.. WHACK-A-JOCK-LIKE-A-PINATA!

Heh heh IHOP. Jim Gaffigan jokes about the IHOP name, saying he hardly feels like hopping after leaving there. He says it should be called the I Barely Move.

gosh, he's RIGHT. I never thought of that... They SHOULD change their name!

Someone is going to get hurt trying to hop out of there!

Ray wrote:EDIT: Although.. truth be told, I think this website's name maybe should be changed to bring it more into alignment with its true purpose.. maybe something like.. WHACK-A-JOCK-LIKE-A-PINATA!

I thought about that, but I have second thoughts.

When you whack a pinata, usually candy and prizes come scattering out on the ground.

But if you whack a jock like a pinata, you'll get hit in the face by flying shit!

How about Jock Skeet Shoot!!!

First you place a jock on a catapult and launch him about 500 feet into the air.

Then you take aim with a high powered rifle, and KA-BLAM!!!

But even if you miss, the jock still dies after falling from a height of 500 feet.

Or how about Jock Fox Hunt!

Those of you in the UK or in England know what I'm talking about. The Fox Hunts.

We allow the jock a good running head start into the forest, and we all mount our horses with rifles and when the bugle sounds, we all go galloping off into the forest on our horses tracking down the jock.

Now doesn't that sound like jolly good fun! Eh?

I say! Pip pip! Cheerio Old Bean! And all that rot!

Fat Man wrote:

Ray wrote:EDIT: Although.. truth be told, I think this website's name maybe should be changed to bring it more into alignment with its true purpose.. maybe something like.. WHACK-A-JOCK-LIKE-A-PINATA!

I thought about that, but I have second thoughts.

When you whack a pinata, usually candy and prizes come scattering out on the ground.

But if you whack a jock like a pinata, you'll get hit in the face by flying shit!

How about Jock Skeet Shoot!!!

First you place a jock on a catapult and launch him about 500 feet into the air.

Then you take aim with a high powered rifle, and KA-BLAM!!!

But even if you miss, the jock still dies after falling from a height of 500 feet.

Man, you always outdo me! You got STYLE!

Yes, Jock Skeet Shoot IS better!

Ray wrote:

Fat Man wrote:

Ray wrote:EDIT: Although.. truth be told, I think this website's name maybe should be changed to bring it more into alignment with its true purpose.. maybe something like.. WHACK-A-JOCK-LIKE-A-PINATA!

I thought about that, but I have second thoughts.

When you whack a pinata, usually candy and prizes come scattering out on the ground.

But if you whack a jock like a pinata, you'll get hit in the face by flying shit!

How about Jock Skeet Shoot!!!

First you place a jock on a catapult and launch him about 500 feet into the air.

Then you take aim with a high powered rifle, and KA-BLAM!!!

But even if you miss, the jock still dies after falling from a height of 500 feet.

Man, you always outdo me! You got STYLE!

Yes, Jock Skeet Shoot IS better!

Thank you!

A am after all, the Fat Man, and big people come up with big ideas!

By the way . . .

What do you think of my idea of a Jock Fox Hunt?

I'll come up with some more ideas and soon as I'm done eating.

Because, I'm the Fat Man as you all know!

fox jock hunt doesn't grab me like Jock skeet shooting. It just doesn't project as much action as PULL! BLAM! BLAM!!!

Ray wrote:fox jock hunt doesn't grab me like Jock skeet shooting. It just doesn't project as much action as PULL! BLAM! BLAM!!!

Yeah, your right.

A Fox Jock Hunt is not as challenging as a regular fox hunt.

The typical jock is less intelligent than a fox.

A fox knows how to hide and can elude the hunters and sometimes the hunters come back with nothing because the fox got away.

Fox Jock Hunting would be too easy.

A jock is so stupid, he thinks he can hide simply by closing his eyes.

DUH!!! I know! If I just close my eyes, it's too dark to see anything, and they won't be able to see me! DUH! I'm smart! DUH!

BLAM! BLAM!

Yeah! He gets shot dead standing in an open field with his eyes closed.

That's how stupid jocks hide.