International I Hate Sports Club

Sergey wrote: Are sports fans bigger brutes than Orks?

I would say that Orks are more intelligent than sports bores and jocks. Orks know how to use all kind of weapons. Jocks are so stupid they can't even figure out how to shoot a toy cap pistol. They only know how to use their peckers as weapons against women. They are cowards who bully those who are smaller and weaker and are chicken-shit if they ever confront a larger stronger parson.

Would sports fans have a football shaped ship?

Only if someone else built one for them. Sports bores are too stupid to build one themselves. In fact, the typical sports bore or jock is so stupid he couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the directions were written on the heel!

Do sports fans scare Orks?

Probably. I know sports bores scare the living beejeebers out of me. They can even scare the paint off the walls!

Does Polite24 ever shutup about a fucking 99%?!

NO!

Can we ban Polite24.

Nah! I say let him stay! I'm having too much fun with him! He keeps falling into my Verbal Wood Chipper! I find him to be quite amusing. He's my favorite jock toy!

Is a sports jocks brain smaller than microscopic size?

What brain?

Do I think Warhammer 40K > SW > ST?

I don't know.

Why am I comparing 40K to Neanderthals.

Beats me! I would say that most sports bores or jocks have less than 2k memory. An abacus has more memory.

I always wondered about that.

Fat Man wrote:I shall respond to each question in bold text.

Sergey wrote: Are sports fans bigger brutes than Orks?

I would say that Orks are more intelligent than sports bores and jocks. Orks know how to use all kind of weapons. Jocks are so stupid they can't even figure out how to shoot a toy cap pistol. They only know how to use their peckers as weapons against women. They are cowards who bully those who are smaller and weaker and are chicken-shit if they ever confront a larger stronger parson.

Would sports fans have a football shaped ship?

Only if someone else built one for them. Sports bores are too stupid to build one themselves. In fact, the typical sports bore or jock is so stupid he couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the directions were written on the heel!

Do sports fans scare Orks?

Probably. I know sports bores scare the living beejeebers out of me. They can even scare the paint off the walls!

Does Polite24 ever shutup about a fucking 99%?!

NO!

Can we ban Polite24.

Nah! I say let him stay! I'm having too much fun with him! He keeps falling into my Verbal Wood Chipper! I find him to be quite amusing. He's my favorite jock toy!

Is a sports jocks brain smaller than microscopic size?

What brain?

Do I think Warhammer 40K > SW > ST?

I don't know.

Why am I comparing 40K to Neanderthals.

Beats me! I would say that most sports bores or jocks have less than 2k memory. An abacus has more memory.

I always wondered about that.

I don't even like to think about it! To me it's a waste of valuable time.

Earl wrote:Sergey, I thought about answering your thought-provoking questions myself with my own answers; but any attempt at humor on my part would pale in comparison. Except to say that all the Orks have been recruited for the next football season this fall. See, I told you that "any attempt at humor on my part would pale in comparsion."

Earl wrote:Since I'm not a J.R. Tolkien fan, I confess to being ignorant and uninformed on this subject. I admit to being out of touch. (I have read all of the Harry Potter novels, though.)

natmanhan wrote:My main knowledge of Orcs is from playing the Warcraft series (1, 2, 3, and WoW), although I have also read The Hobbit and Lord of the Rings. I would say Orcs are smarter, being only a few IQ points below normal humans.