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What's the worst sport?
Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 5:34 am
by Sergey
Football: Kicking that ball takes skill right? 0
Basketball: 7 ft guys throwing a ball into a hoop! 0
Hockey: Does anyone who plays it have any teeth? 0
Nascar: Is this a sport? Fast Cars, WOW!!! 0
Baseball: Look, someone catch that ball! 0
??????: Guys tackling each other, REAL FUN! 1
You decide!
Btw: ?????? has 1 because I voted it to the worst sport. This is voting.
Re: What's the worst sport?
Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 6:44 am
by Fat Man
Sergey wrote:Football: Kicking that ball takes skill right? 0
Basketball: 7 ft guys throwing a ball into a hoop! 0
Hockey: Does anyone who plays it have any teeth? 0
Nascar: Is this a sport? Fast Cars, WOW!!! 0
??????: Guys tackling each other, REAL FUN! 1
You decide!
Watching paint dry: Boring as Hell, but still better than sports! 0.1
Watching the grass grow on your lawn: Also boring as Hell! 0.2
Sitting out in the desert watching the cactus and yuccas grow: Beautiful to see! 9
Watching a train wreck: After that, football is nothing! 20
Re: What's the worst sport?
Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 6:12 pm
by Katrin
I hate football, particularly Rangers, but in my opinion, rugby is the worst sport. It's just a load of violent, boring crap and I hate the players who think they're so fucking high and mighty. It sucks!
Re: What's the worst sport?
Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 6:26 pm
by Millhouse
Whatever flavor of the month sport that happens to be causing its fans to act like the biggest retards.
This is going to be my new motto from now on with popular sports. It's fans, players (in that pecking order) and their attitudes towards each other and towards non-sports fans that make sports suck.
For now I'll go with good old American Footscrotum. Ball, I mean, football.
Re: What's the worst sport?
Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2009 3:16 am
by natmanhan
The worst sport is Nascar. Nothing is more boring than watching cars go in circles.
Re: What's the worst sport?
Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2009 3:43 am
by Craig Storm
What's the best sport?
Re: What's the worst sport?
Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2009 4:04 am
by Sergey
Craig Storm wrote:What's the best sport?
Chess if it's a sport.
Re: What's the worst sport?
Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2009 4:19 am
by Fat Man
Sergey wrote:Craig Storm wrote:What's the best sport?
Chess if it's a sport.
Polite24 likes Tiddly Winks along with his football.
Both are for morons.
Yeah, I love playing Chess.
Re: What's the worst sport?
Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 12:29 am
by Craig Storm
Sergey wrote:Craig Storm wrote:What's the best sport?
Chess if it's a sport.
How 'bout fooseball?
Re: What's the worst sport?
Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 1:55 am
by abitagirl
Well, basebore games drag on forever and never seems to end, and are basically like watching paint dry, and the playoffs last for weeks (or seems like it anyway) and preempt everything.
On the other hand, footbore and basketbore suck pretty much too because of the local professional teams, which means people around here WON'T FREAKING SHUT UP about them for the whole damn season, and it gets worse if either of the teams make the playoffs.
NASCAR doesn't seem to have a huge following here, but I'm sick of turning on the TV only to come face to face with cars speeding around a track endlessly instead of what I actually meant to watch.
Is hockey season over YET?
It's hard to say.
Re: What's the worst sport?
Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 2:00 am
by Sergey
Craig Storm wrote:Sergey wrote:Craig Storm wrote:What's the best sport?
Chess if it's a sport.
How 'bout fooseball?
Sucks.
Re: What's the worst sport?
Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 4:26 pm
by Craig Storm
How 'bout fooseball?
Sucks.
Then how about chessboxing? Apparently it's a real sport.
Re: What's the worst sport?
Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 10:18 pm
by Ray
Is shooting clay pidgeons a sport? What about duck shooting?
But the absolute worst is anything that interrupts regularly scheduled programming -as if it was BREAKING FRIKKIN' NEWS!
And NASCAR. My little sister can drive a car in circles!
Re: What's the worst sport?
Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 10:29 pm
by Fat Man
Craig Storm wrote:
How 'bout fooseball?
Sucks.
Then how about chessboxing? Apparently it's a real sport.
Chess-boxing?
No way! That would never work!
First of all, Chess takes planning, strategy, and intelligence.
Boxing requires no brains at all, and eventually boxers become punch-drunk and even more retarded. So with boxing, your brains fly out through your ears, and after losing most of your brains, there's no way you'll ever be able to play Chess.
Now, Tiddly Winks Boxing, yeah, that would work.
But it would also suck, just like all other sports.
Re: What's the worst sport?
Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 1:30 pm
by Craig Storm
Fat Man wrote:Craig Storm wrote:
How 'bout fooseball?
Sucks.
Then how about chessboxing? Apparently it's a real sport.
Chess-boxing?
No way! That would never work!
First of all, Chess takes planning, strategy, and intelligence.
Boxing requires no brains at all, and eventually boxers become punch-drunk and even more retarded. So with boxing, your brains fly out through your ears, and after losing most of your brains, there's no way you'll ever be able to play Chess.
Now, Tiddly Winks Boxing, yeah, that would work.
But it would also suck, just like all other sports.
It's apparently real, although not-so-recognized. I doubt this will be interrupting Star Trek any time soon. I guess the point is to diminish one's strategic abilities by being punched in the head repeatedly.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chess_boxing