Bear in mind there's only three months to go to the World Cup, one month of sheer hell for non fans in Europe. All these bores going," Did you see Beckham's free kick in the 80th minute?" To which I will reply," I don't !"£$ing care." Mind you, this will probably elicit a challenge to my patriotism or my sexual orientation, but it's time I stood up for my rights and those of the 40 per cent of the population that hate football, but are too scared to admit to it.
BTW, football fans are always loudly patriotic when it comes to the national football team and put us down as traitors for not watching them. Funny that, Ray spent 20 years in the USAF and I tried to join the RAF when I was younger, so doesn't that suggest some kind of patriotism.