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Sports Fan Licks Toilet!
Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 1:12 pm
by Agent 47
Re: Sports Fan Licks Toilet!
Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 5:11 pm
by Fat Man
WOW!
A sports fan finally doing something useful.
Now, I would like to see professional athletes, especially football players being paid a dollar and hour to do something more useful like licking toilets and licking floors.
I got a pair of boots that need to be licked, and I guess, even though I'm poor, I can afford to pay some football player or a sports fan a dollar and hour to lick some of my boots.
Of course, he has to do it in public where everyone can see it.
No, I can't afford to pay someone $100 dollars, but I can pay a dollar and hour.
Oh gee! Am I being cynical again?
Re: Sports Fan Licks Toilet!
Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 7:16 pm
by Skul
After: "That's it? I don't have to clean the whole toilet?"
...
Did he enjoy doing that?
Re: Sports Fan Licks Toilet!
Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 7:53 pm
by Fat Man
Skul wrote:After: "That's it? I don't have to clean the whole toilet?"
...
Did he enjoy doing that?
Oh! I'm sure he enjoyed doing that!
And besides, he got paid $100 dollars!
That will buy a lot of Buckhorn beer!
Watching sports, especially football, is like eating shit anyway!
Re: Sports Fan Licks Toilet!
Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2012 12:07 pm
by Agent 47
You know, if everybody hired sports fans to lick their toilets clean, that would create jobs, and stimulate the economy.
I don't know why the IMF didn't think of that to get us out of the Global Financial Crisis!
Re: Sports Fan Licks Toilet!
Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2012 9:53 pm
by Earl
I don't, either. You know, that really
bowls me over.
Re: Sports Fan Licks Toilet!
Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2012 9:57 pm
by Fat Man
Earl wrote:I don't, either. You know, that really
bowls me over.
Ugh! That was two/thirds of a pun!
PU!
Re: Sports Fan Licks Toilet!
Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2012 10:23 pm
by recovering_fan
Agent 47 wrote:You know, if everybody hired sports fans to lick their toilets clean, that would create jobs, and stimulate the economy.
I don't know why the IMF didn't think of that to get us out of the Global Financial Crisis!
Yeah, and all we have to do to fix our trade balance with the Chinese is to interest them in America's Grade-A toilet licking services. In toilet-licking, we may finally have found something we can do that the rest of the world wants !
(Or not... )
Re: Sports Fan Licks Toilet!
Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2012 10:32 pm
by Fat Man
recovering_fan wrote:Agent 47 wrote:You know, if everybody hired sports fans to lick their toilets clean, that would create jobs, and stimulate the economy.
I don't know why the IMF didn't think of that to get us out of the Global Financial Crisis!
Yeah, and all we have to do to fix our trade balance with the Chinese is to interest them in America's Grade-A toilet licking services. In toilet-licking, we may finally have found something we can do that the rest of the world wants !
(Or not... )
Yeah! This is what it has all come down to!
The quality of education has been swirling down the crapper for decades.
And now, the rest of the world thinks Americans are only good for licking toilets.
Guess who we have to thank for that!
Yeah! Uh huh! That's right!
Wing, that is!
Re: Sports Fan Licks Toilet!
Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2012 12:06 am
by Earl
Fat Man wrote:Earl wrote:I don't, either. You know, that really
bowls me over.
Ugh! That was two/thirds of a pun!
PU!
Pennsylvania University?
What do they have to do with licking toilet bowls?
Re: Sports Fan Licks Toilet!
Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2012 4:19 am
by Fat Man
Earl wrote:Fat Man wrote:Earl wrote:I don't, either. You know, that really
bowls me over.
Ugh! That was two/thirds of a pun!
PU!
Pennsylvania University?
What do they have to do with licking toilet bowls?
Probably nothing.
Now, on the other hand, Penn State has all the experts at butt-banging, raping, and toilet licking, not to mention, ass kissing!
The coaches are experts at raping and butt-banging babies while all the sports fans are experts at ass kissing and toilet licking!
