International I Hate Sports Club

I just found out the worst news ever!!! If you don't know who Paris Jackson is, good... neither did I, until now. He is a Bristish Columbia proffesional football player... the BC lions or something... anyways I just found out he is related to me! OMG! He is my cousin! I am related to an idiotic jock who wouldn't know 2+2! Apparently smarts arn't genetic, cause everyone in my family is an idiotic sports fan, or a sports player apparently... this sucks! ug, im related to a moron...

No, it can't be! Must be some kind of mistake! A slip-up!

Gotta be a fix. This dumbass jock must have found out you hate sports, somehow, and this is some kind of revenge. I mean, you've never heard of him before, right?

Also, what kind of girly name is 'Paris'?

Don't worry, you'll survive. Just ignore him and he'll go away. Hopefully.

Canadian_Hockey_Hater wrote:I just found out the worst news ever!!! If you don't know who Paris Jackson is, good... neither did I, until now. He is a Bristish Columbia proffesional football player... the BC lions or something... anyways I just found out he is related to me! OMG! He is my cousin! I am related to an idiotic jock who wouldn't know 2+2! Apparently smarts arn't genetic, cause everyone in my family is an idiotic sports fan, or a sports player apparently... this sucks! ug, im related to a moron...

I've never heard of him, But I imagine it must be about the same as me finding out that Dennis Rodman was related to my family somehow. (BARF!)
Well, it's no shame on you. We can't help those sorts of things. But.. just to be on the safe side... because it appears to run in your family... maybe you should avoid all contact with sports --especially televised sports --to make sure you won't become infected.

I'm with Skul, any mother who names her son 'Paris' should be arrested for child abuse.... and the father should be kicked in the testicles for allowing it.