International I Hate Sports Club

Hello there mike_the_pain_train and welcome to our forum!

Allow me to introduce myself.

I'm Fat Man, and I'm known as "The Judge" here on these forums.

Well, I was away from the forums yesterday evening. Apparently, I was caught napping, so I'm going to try to be more alert from now on.

I guess when this Fat Cat's away, the rats will play!!! Eh???

[b][color=#FF00FF]mike_the_pain_train - AKA - TRAIN WRECK[/color][/b] wrote:LOL... JUST COME HOME FROM SOCKER PRACTICE AN SOME1 TELLS ME BOUT THIS WEB SITE.. LOL LOOK AT ALL U NERDS HATIN ON PPL WHO DOIN BETTER THEN U IN LIFE.. BACK IN SCHOOL I USE 2 BEAT UP NERDS LIKE U LOL I COULD MAKE A LIVIN JUS BEATIN UP NERDS 4 THEYRE MONEY.. BET YOUR ALL JUS MAD CAUS WHILE U WERE DOIN GAY LIKE MATH REAL MEN LIKE ME WER DOIN SPORT WICH IS THE ONELY THING THAT MATTER AN GETTIN THE HOT GRLS AN THE FAT PAY CHEKS WHILE U WER GETTIN NOTHIN BUT WEIGHT... LMAO


PEACE... NERDS

YEAH RIGHT!!! It sure takes a big strong hero to go around beating up those who are smaller and weaker, and yet, you still expect people to look up to you just because you're a big deal Macho Jocko!!!

Not in this would!!! JIMBO!!!

Well, I'm a big fat nerd, only 5 feet 6 inches tall and almost 400 pounds, and I could kick your ass over the fucking moon!

One of these days, some great big fat nerd is going to beat the holy crap out of you!!!



This is me!

Can you almost see the resemblance?

Anyway . . . . . . .

I notice how most of you jocks have lousy grammar, and you can't spell for shit.

Yeah! Yor spelin' sux!!!

I think I'm going to call you TRAIN WRECK from now on! OK???



I created this image just for you! I hope you like it!

I AM FAT MAN!!!

I AM DA BOMB!!!




Anyway, welcome to the forums!

YOU'RE MINE SUCKA!!!!!

I fear the consequences of an encounter between mike_the_pain_train and Fat Man. I mean a flurry of vicious insults and giant pictures. But I also fear that he may have chosen not to post here again. I wonder what will happen. Stay tuned.

Earl wrote:I fear the consequences of an encounter between mike_the_pain_train and Fat Man. I mean a flurry of vicious insults and giant pictures. But I also fear that he may have chosen not to post here again. I wonder what will happen. Stay tuned.

I just sent TRAIN WRECK a copy of this forum post in a PM.

I hope he either responds to my PM, or comes back to the forums again.

I'm quite positive the thing left.
Aww no more pesky vermin to push around.

Maybe he heard Fat Man was coming and decide to leave before he got owned.

Fat Man wrote:Hello there mike_the_pain_train and welcome to our forum!

Allow me to introduce myself.

I'm Fat Man, and I'm known as "The Judge" here on these forums.

Well, I was away from the forums yesterday evening. Apparently, I was caught napping, so I'm going to try to be more alert from now on.

I guess when this Fat Cat's away, the rats will play!!! Eh???

[b][color=#FF00FF]mike_the_pain_train - AKA - TRAIN WRECK[/color][/b] wrote:LOL... JUST COME HOME FROM SOCKER PRACTICE AN SOME1 TELLS ME BOUT THIS WEB SITE.. LOL LOOK AT ALL U NERDS HATIN ON PPL WHO DOIN BETTER THEN U IN LIFE.. BACK IN SCHOOL I USE 2 BEAT UP NERDS LIKE U LOL I COULD MAKE A LIVIN JUS BEATIN UP NERDS 4 THEYRE MONEY.. BET YOUR ALL JUS MAD CAUS WHILE U WERE DOIN GAY LIKE MATH REAL MEN LIKE ME WER DOIN SPORT WICH IS THE ONELY THING THAT MATTER AN GETTIN THE HOT GRLS AN THE FAT PAY CHEKS WHILE U WER GETTIN NOTHIN BUT WEIGHT... LMAO


PEACE... NERDS

YEAH RIGHT!!! It sure takes a big strong hero to go around beating up those who are smaller and weaker, and yet, you still expect people to look up to you just because you're a big deal Macho Jocko!!!

Not in this would!!! JIMBO!!!

Well, I'm a big fat nerd, only 5 feet 6 inches tall and almost 400 pounds, and I could kick your ass over the fucking moon!

One of these days, some great big fat nerd is going to beat the holy crap out of you!!!



This is me!

Can you almost see the resemblance?

Anyway . . . . . . .

I notice how most of you jocks have lousy grammar, and you can't spell for shit.

Yeah! Yor spelin' sux!!!

I think I'm going to call you TRAIN WRECK from now on! OK???



I created this image just for you! I hope you like it!

I AM FAT MAN!!!

I AM DA BOMB!!!




Anyway, welcome to the forums!

YOU'RE MINE SUCKA!!!!!

YOUR A GOOD EXAMPL OF Y PPL SHOULD DO SPORT... U COULDNT KICK MY ASS CUS U CANT FIT OUT UR FRONT DOOR LOL

mike_the_pain_train wrote:
YOUR A GOOD EXAMPL OF Y PPL SHOULD DO SPORT... U COULDNT KICK MY ASS CUS U CANT FIT OUT UR FRONT DOOR LOL

You're a good example of what happens when you butt heads for too long.

Ditto. This nut will discourage people from having kids for generations.

Well!!! Hello again, TRAIN WRECK!!!

Welcome back! Gee it's good to see ya again!!!

[b][color=#FF00FF]mike_the_pain_train[/color][/b] wrote:YOUR A GOOD EXAMPL OF Y PPL SHOULD DO SPORT... U COULDNT KICK MY ASS CUS U CANT FIT OUT UR FRONT DOOR LOL

YEAH! AND YOU'RE A PERFECT EXAMPLE OF WHY YOU SHOULD GO BACK TO THE FIRST GRADE AGAIN AND LEARN HOW TO READ AND WRITE AND SPELL CORRECTLY!

You're an absolute total moron!

So! You hate nerds! Eh?

How do you post your messages on these forums? Am I correct in assuming that you use a computer?

By the way, if you should happen to suffer a severe injury while engaging in rough and tumble sports, do you see a doctor to heal your injuries?

Do you have one of those fancy flat screen TVs in your living room to watch your favorite sporting events?

How about a DVD player? Do you have one of those?

I imagine that you have all kinds of technological toys for your own amusement!

Now, just where did all that fancy state-of-the-art-neat-o stuff come from? Eh?

I'll tell you where!

It was the result of nerds and techno-geeks studying science while in college, and in high school!

The nerd you once beat up on in high school may have gone on to study medical science and medicine in some prestigious university somewhere and became a physician who now treats cancer patients or perhaps is now doing life saving heart surgery.

Who knows? The nerd you had beaten up on in high school might some day become a doctor who will treat your sports injuries.

So, the nerd you beat up on today, might be the one who saves your bacon tomorrow!

Ah yes! You love your computer, and you love all of your fancy technological toys, and all the really neat fancy technological gadgets in your car.

But you hate the nerds and the geeks that made it all possible for you!

YOU UNGRATEFUL SCUM!!!

You love your technological toys, like your computer for example: and yet, you piss in the fountain of knowledge!

HOW DARE YOU!!!

Now then, as for me, when I was in high school, sports was not an option.

When I was four years old, I was in a car accident and my left knee was injured, and as a result, when I was in school, I was lousy at sports. I could not run like the other kids and I walked with a limp because of my knee injury.

No, I wasn't fat when I was a kid. It was during my teen age years when I got fat, because my level of physical activity was limited due to my knee injury. I was damn lucky to be able to walk, forget about running.

Also, I didn't care for sports anyway, and I preferred to study art and science instead, because to me, sports was just a waste of my valuable time.

It doesn't take much smarts to chase a ball. I could teach a dog to do that!

What really gets me is how these monkey-boys make millions of dollars just for chasing balls.

When I was going to college back in 1975 at NMSU, New Mexico State University, I was taking courses in Physics and Astronomy, my favorite subjects, my Astronomy professor and my Physics professors, they were paid about $32,000 dollars per year, but the football coach was making over $85,000 dollars per year.

Society benefits far more from science than we do from sports.

I hope someday, medical science will find a cure for cancer, or diabetes. I deeply resent the fact that jocks make far more money than scientists.

I like to reap the benefits from science.

Sports doesn't do shit for me!

So, you can just fuck off, and if you don't like it, then take it on down the road and dump it!

You can stick that in you Gucci bag and hit the road Jack!

See ya around Choo Choo Boy!!!

Great post Fatman but I don't think the Train Wreck is bright enough to be insulted, he's just a waste of humanity. I thought the bomb pic was great.
Greencom

greencom wrote:Great post Fatman but I don't think the Train Wreck is bright enough to be insulted, he's just a waste of humanity. I thought the bomb pic was great.
Greencom

Thank you very much Greencom!

Yeah, the picture of me sitting on the bomb, that was inspired from a scene in the movie, Doctor Strangelove.

Well, anyway . . . . .

I do hope that Mike_the_pain_in_the_ass comes back again soon!

I for one really don't want to see him get banned!

So, please Forum Moderators, please don't ban him! I wanna keep him as a pet. I now have a new pet jock, a new jock-boy-toy to play with!

I'm gonna own him!!!

Fat Man, I know this is off topic, but I have some news you're going to like. I was reading the sports section of my local newspaper today, and I saw that the football team at your old college, New Mexico State University, is having financial trouble and is asking fans to donate snacks for their players since they can't afford them anymore.

SportsGuy92 wrote:Fat Man, I know this is off topic, but I have some news you're going to like. I was reading the sports section of my local newspaper today, and I saw that the football team at your old college, New Mexico State University, is having financial trouble and is asking fans to donate snacks for their players since they can't afford them anymore.

WELL!!! All I got to say to that is . . . . .



I say, GOOD!!! Let 'em starve!!!

Well, what do ya know! There IS a God!!!

I have been literally praying, down on my big fat dimpled knees, for something like this to happen!

I was even going to sacrifice a virgin for it, if I could find one!

So, the sports establishment on campus is broke! Eh?

Aw! Too bad!

BUUUUUUUAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

To Hell with the monkey-boys!

Football players should all be ground up and made into lunch meat to feed the homeless!

Fat Man wrote:I was even going to sacrifice a virgin for it, if I could find one!

A SUICIDE HUH

mike_the_pain_train wrote:

Fat Man wrote:I was even going to sacrifice a virgin for it, if I could find one!

A SUICIDE HUH

Excuse me dumb-ass . . . but when you perform a human sacrifice, that is a killing, NOT a suicide!

A suicide is when you take your own life!

Now, why don't you just go out and and take a nice long walk on a short pier! OK?

I know! I have a better one!

Dunk your head in the toilet three times but only take it out twice!