International I Hate Sports Club

I might be wrong but someone posing as Earl logged on and left a couple dozen illiterate messages in most of the topics. I deleted all of them. Earl, if this really was you, sorry about that!

Ray wrote:I might be wrong but someone posing as Earl logged on and left a couple dozen illiterate messages in most of the topics. I deleted all of them. Earl, if this really was you, sorry about that!

Well, actually . . . . . Me and Earl, we were celebrating Opposite Day.

In a topic titled Another Football Riot first Sergey said . . .

Sergey wrote:And Polite 24 says 99% are good people? Bullshit...

Then Earl said . . .

Earl wrote:But don't you see, Sergey? Those of us who have even the slightest criticism to make about anything that goes on in any sport or who simply may just be uninterested in sports -- we are the evil, abnormal, and inferior ones and everyone who participates in a sport is heroic and noble. Just ask the sports media. The existence of this single website is a moral affront to these people. They can't stand it. Freedom of speech does not apply to us.

Then Sergey said . . .

Sergey wrote:Opposite day strikes again! Damn fictional holiday!

Then Earl said . . .

Earl wrote:What is "opposite day"? Pardon my ignorance, but what are you talking about? What "fictional holiday" are you talking about?

Then Sergey said . . .

Sergey wrote:Fictional day where everything is opposite, wait it is opposite day! Sports RULE!

Then Earl said . . .

Earl wrote:Oh, I thought you were saying that I really didn't mean what I was saying.

And . . .

Earl wrote:Oh, yeah, I know what you mean. SPORTS H8ERZ R FAGZ GIEZ HOO DONT LYKE F'BALL R QUEARZ WE NEED MOR SPORTS OF CORS SPORTS ROOL SIRGAY

And then . . .

Earl wrote:DA OLDE ERL HAZ BEN REPLAYSD BY A REEL MAN INSTED OF A TRAYTORUS WIMP AZ DA REEL MAN SAMDAMAN SEZ SPORTS IZ EVRYTHAING STOP PUTTIN DOWN SPORTS GET A LYF

So, I decided to join in on the fun and I said . . .

Fat Man wrote: YAH! FOOTBLAZ IZ THEE GR8TIST! ME LUV FOOBAL!!! FOOTAL BILDZ CARECTER! ANY 1 HOO DUZEN'T LYKE FOOTBAL IZ A FAGGOT!

Then after that, Earl and I, we both went hog wild and started speaking in Moron using bad spelling and ALL CAPITAL LETTERS!

So, we were celebrating Opposite Day.

Sorry about that!

Ray wrote:I might be wrong but someone posing as Earl logged on and left a couple dozen illiterate messages in most of the topics. I deleted all of them. Earl, if this really was you, sorry about that!

I cannot tell a lie. I dood it! As Fat Man explained in his post above, I yielded to a rather juvenile temptation to be the forum equivalent of the class clown. So let me reassure you that the forum has not been invaded by someone posing as me. And there certainly is no need for you to apologize for deleting the all-cap posts that ended a large number of the topics. You were only doing your job, and I was being silly.

And, Fat Man, thanks for going to all the trouble to explain to Ray what in the world was going on. I was going to do that myself, but you saved me the trouble.

Earl wrote:

Ray wrote:I might be wrong but someone posing as Earl logged on and left a couple dozen illiterate messages in most of the topics. I deleted all of them. Earl, if this really was you, sorry about that!

I cannot tell a lie. I dood it! As Fat Man explained in his post above, I yielded to a rather juvenile temptation to be the forum equivalent of the class clown. So let me reassure you that the forum has not been invaded by someone posing as me. And there certainly is no need for you to apologize for deleting the all-cap posts that ended a large number of the topics. You were only doing your job, and I was being silly.

And, Fat Man, thanks for going to all the trouble to explain to Ray what in the world was going on. I was going to do that myself, but you saved me the trouble.

You're welcome Earl.

Yeah! we were a couple of naughty boys yesterday evening.

Hmm, I knew this thread had something to do with Earl.

dam.. this is the second time I've foiled a good joke... sorry about that.

Ray wrote:dam.. this is the second time I've foiled a good joke... sorry about that.

All is forgiven!!!

Sergey wrote:Hmm, I knew this thread had something to do with Earl.

Heh.

As Mrs. Earl just pointed out to me, it would have been wiser for me to have kept all the posts submitted by the "Opposite Day" Earl in the topic in which Sergey declared that O.D. had begun. Readers of the other topics who hadn't read this one first would not have known exactly what was going on.

So, again, Ray, no need to apologize.

I knew Earl was having a joke all along. I didn't think he'd turn against the whole site just like that.

Glad I didn't scare you, Katrin.

Earl wrote:Glad I didn't scare you, Katrin.

Well, a couple nights ago Sergey sure has Hell frightened me with his You Tube link to a video in the Off Topic forum section with his topic titled This Video will Haunt you and I'm not going to ever view that one again! No way!!!

I could not go to bed that night, so I stayed up watching TV and hugging my Teddy Bear! I kid you not!!!

Yeah, even though I'm an adult, I still sleep with a Teddy Bear!

Anybody wanna make somethin' of it?!? Eh?

Anyway . . . . .

I found that video to be very creepy and quite disturbing!

Yeah! I admit it, I'm just a big fat baby! OK?

Fat Man wrote:

Earl wrote:Glad I didn't scare you, Katrin.

Well, a couple nights ago Sergey sure has Hell frightened me with his You Tube link to a video in the Off Topic forum section with his topic titled This Video will Haunt you and I'm not going to ever view that one again! No way!!!

I could not go to bed that night, so I stayed up watching TV and hugging my Teddy Bear! I kid you not!!!

Yeah, even though I'm an adult, I still sleep with a Teddy Bear!

Anybody wanna make somethin' of it?!? Eh?

Anyway . . . . .

I found that video to be very creepy and quite disturbing!

Yeah! I admit it, I'm just a big fat baby! OK?

Let's spam sports sites with it!

And what scared you about it? Like give the parts.

Sergey wrote:And what scared you about it? Like give the parts.

Well, it was those gruesome images that flashed during the video, the weird music, and that skinny anorexic looking chick dancing around.

OK, I'm not prejudice against people with anorexia, but I'm sorry, when I see some young teenage girl with anorexia, it gives me the creeps seeing all her ribs, her collarbone and her hip bones projecting out like they are going to poke through the skin.

To me, an anorexic is almost frightening to look at. I'm sorry.

I feel sympathy for anorexics or anyone who has an eating disorder, but it just gives me the creeps to look at them, and with her skin in that pale grayish white makeup and her long thin bony legs, and doing the zombie dance, that was bad enough.

The gruesome flashing images and the weird music on top of it, that was just too much for me.

She looked like death warmed over!

Fat Man, you gave a far better description of that sad video than I would have been capable of doing. You write well.