How I bootfucked the stupid Jock
Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 6:56 am
One day, I was drinking and smoking weed in the local park with a few random people. One of them was from the local highschool football team. There was a little kid, and this retard went up and started trying to scare and intimidate the small child. In front of me? I know jocks are retarded, but PLEASE! The ability to hug and dry hump a big guy to the ground has NOTHING to do with real toughness.
What did I do? Well as luck would have it, I had my steeltoes on. I proceeded to bury my left foot in this stupid jocks lubed up overused anus. I then gave him a righthand haymaker to the face, followed by another steel toe to the balls, before I threw him into a cactus that happened to be there, and then face first into a brick wall. When he got up, he was even dumber and uglier than before. I reacted to that by drilling him again and farting on his face while he was down, and he was all like 'Stop it man! Come on!' and so I laughed until I shit myself.
Oh, and when it was all done, the little kid started giggling. I think he thought I was like a superhero or something. (yup, you heard me, the kid would rather hero-worship a drunk stoner than the local 'football hero.')
What did I do? Well as luck would have it, I had my steeltoes on. I proceeded to bury my left foot in this stupid jocks lubed up overused anus. I then gave him a righthand haymaker to the face, followed by another steel toe to the balls, before I threw him into a cactus that happened to be there, and then face first into a brick wall. When he got up, he was even dumber and uglier than before. I reacted to that by drilling him again and farting on his face while he was down, and he was all like 'Stop it man! Come on!' and so I laughed until I shit myself.
Oh, and when it was all done, the little kid started giggling. I think he thought I was like a superhero or something. (yup, you heard me, the kid would rather hero-worship a drunk stoner than the local 'football hero.')
