Food For Thought
Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2009 4:10 pm
A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk I have a work station . . .
I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions.
If quitters never win, and winners never quit,Then
what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
I was thinking that women should put pictures of
missing husbands on beer cans.
I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole
lot more as they get older. Then . . . it dawned o n me . . .
they were cramming for their finals.
Employment application blanks always ask who is to be notified in case of an emergency.
I think you should write . . . A Very Good Doctor.
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office?
What are we supposed to do . . . become Pen Pals to these men?
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk I have a work station . . .
I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions.
If quitters never win, and winners never quit,Then
what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
I was thinking that women should put pictures of
missing husbands on beer cans.
I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole
lot more as they get older. Then . . . it dawned o n me . . .
they were cramming for their finals.
Employment application blanks always ask who is to be notified in case of an emergency.
I think you should write . . . A Very Good Doctor.
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office?
What are we supposed to do . . . become Pen Pals to these men?