Nerds Rule!

Ray · Post by **Ray** » Fri Apr 20, 2007 5:47 am

Check out this site. Although disappointing at first, it finishes with a ray of hope!

http://www.dopey.de/txt/jordangates.html

Skul · Post by **Skul** » Fri Apr 20, 2007 3:00 pm

Awesome.

Fitz301 · Post by **Fitz301** » Fri Apr 20, 2007 3:39 pm

As Mr. Burns -> Excellent...

I heard that if Bill Gates saw $1,000,000 on a street corner, it wouldn't be worth his time to pick it up!

Fitz301

Ray · Post by **Ray** » Sat Apr 21, 2007 10:50 am

Fitz301 wrote:As Mr. Burns -> Excellent...

I heard that if Bill Gates saw $1,000,000 on a street corner, it wouldn't be worth his time to pick it up!

Fitz301

Man, THAT'S rich. I wonder if I wrote him a letter and asked for some money would he send me some. He must have a whole team of lawyers working day and night whose only job is receiving and replying to requests for money.

Or maybe I should use psychology.

Dear Mr Gates,
Please DO NOT send any money to me. I have more than I know what to do with now and I can't be taking any more extra cash! I have no more room so don't even THINK about it! Plus I have already maxed out every tax deduction known to man and if I get any more money I'll actually OWE the government money! So again, keep your stinking money and if I so much as hear a rumor that you're thinking about sending me some, I will send sluggo and Bruno over to your crib to rough you up and your one-legged wife too.
Signed
Samdaman
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah

abitagirl · Post by **abitagirl** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 2:33 pm

Ray wrote:Man, THAT'S rich. I wonder if I wrote him a letter and asked for some money would he send me some. He must have a whole team of lawyers working day and night whose only job is receiving and replying to requests for money.

Or maybe I should use psychology.

Dear Mr Gates,
Please DO NOT send any money to me. I have more than I know what to do with now and I can't be taking any more extra cash! I have no more room so don't even THINK about it! Plus I have already maxed out every tax deduction known to man and if I get any more money I'll actually OWE the government money! So again, keep your stinking money and if I so much as hear a rumor that you're thinking about sending me some, I will send sluggo and Bruno over to your crib to rough you up and your one-legged wife too.
Signed
Samdaman
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah

Shhhh. If nobody mentions his name, maybe he won't come back.

Skul · Post by **Skul** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 5:43 pm

Don't worry -- we've post restricted his name (and Mr. Speed 'I-can-drive-a-car' of Leicht).

Yo_Joe · Post by **Yo_Joe** » Sat May 12, 2007 3:08 am

I've seen this thing with Jordan and Gates before, thought it was hilarious.

Fat Man · Post by **Fat Man** » Sat Feb 28, 2009 3:22 am

sports rox1234 wrote:U NERDZ WILLLLLLLL NEVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR GET LAID!!!!!LONG LIV TEH SPORTZ!!!!!

Oh yeah!

What about Bill Gates, the one who developed Microsoft for computer programs.

He's a billionaire, and he's a SUPER NERD and a SUPER GEEK!

I bet he gets laid every day and twice on Sundays!!!

Katrin · Post by **Katrin** » Sat Apr 11, 2009 10:38 am

I'll give ye one bit of advice. Be very careful aboot starting a thread called "Nerds Rule" as this will attract the sports bores like flies around crap! And we don't exactly want that. A large proportion of the forum members are people who like sports, which is a bit unsettling and makes me realise how outnumbered we really are...

Katrin · Post by **Katrin** » Sat Apr 11, 2009 10:40 am

Although saying that, this thread hasn't had one abusive/mocking message yet so perhaps ye may have gotten lucky!

blackdog4444 · Post by **blackdog4444** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 1:12 am

Though gettin lucky once might mean we may get screwed twice.
Oh my, that doesn't sound at all good.

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