The Top 10 Things You Should NOT Say To The Police!

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The Top 10 Things You Should NOT Say To The Police!

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What NOT To Say To The Police.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpi8zI5WkFE&NR=1

1.) Sorry, officer! But, I didn't realize that my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

2.) Officer: "Do you know why I pulled you over?" - Driver: "You thought I had some donuts?"

3.) Aren't you the guy from The Village People?

4.) Hey, you must have been doing 125 MPH to keep up with me. Good job!

5.) Are you Andy or Barney?

6.) You know, I thought you had to be in good physical condition to be a police officer.

7.) You're not gonna to check my trunk are you?

8.) Hey, I pay your salary!

9.) Gee officer! That's terrific! The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

10.) Officer: "Your eyes look red. Have you been drinking?" - Driver: "Gee officer! Your eyes look glazed! Have you been eating donuts?"

Don't let your friends say this stuff to cops! OK?
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