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HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Yes, well it's a new year, and this one seems suspiciously like the old one. I'm beginning to think they just took last year and slapped a new number on it. I don't see any bug fixes, new features or even any new documentation. I've got half a mind to return the damn thing and demand a refund. Anyone else feeling the same way?

You might want to maybe wait a few hours before you send it back. I mean, at least give it a chance.

Happy Sports-Free New Year to All! (Well, we can dream, right?)

I just hope the economy doesn't get worse.

I haven't seen the new year yet but I will give it a good looking over. i hope I don't get the one you turned back in!

Ray wrote:I haven't seen the new year yet but I will give it a good looking over. i hope I don't get the one you turned back in!

Well, it's 7:03 PM in Mountain Standard Time as I'm posting this so here in El Paso Texas the New Year is almost 5 hours away.

Do they shoot guns in the air in Texas to ring in the new year? Being cowboys and all..

Ray wrote:Do they shoot guns in the air in Texas to ring in the new year? Being cowboys and all..

Yeah! But I don't do that kind of redneck white trash shit.

I like to have some drinks, a couple of Bloody Marys and some Red Beers. My favorite beer is Amber Bock Dark Lager for New Year's Eve.

But I also have plenty to eat. I make a great big bowl of sour cream dip with Onion & Chives, French Onion, Ranch Flavoring, and some chopped up shrimp, crab meat, and clams, and I have chips with my dip.

I also like pickled herring on crackers, so I have plenty to eat so that I don't get sick.

Also, I don't get all falling down pissy-eyed drunk. When I feel a little bit buzzed, I stop, and continue to have some more snacks.

But sometimes these rednecks, all they do is drink nothing but hard liquor without any fancy snacks, because they think that's too gay.

Then they get all rip roaring pissy-eyed drunk, then at midnight they go out and fire a rifle 12 times in the air, then puke on the front lawn, and then, pass out face down in their own puke!

That's how rednecks do it.

YAPPY HEW NEAR

No! I mean . . . . .

NAPPY YEW HEAR!

No wait! I mean . . . . .

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Yeah! That's it!

I think I got it now!

Us Natives here in New York celebrate New Year's very differently [I don't celebrate New Year's, just the solstices and equinoxes].
They do shoot off guns and fireworks but instead of 12.00 at night, they celebrate at 1.00 am. It's because they say Native American's are late for anything.
I hope they used bird shot or god forbid that the hospitals are still filled with drunk drivers and falling bullet victims.

Fat Man wrote:

Ray wrote:Do they shoot guns in the air in Texas to ring in the new year? Being cowboys and all..

Yeah! But I don't do that kind of redneck white trash shit.

I like to have some drinks, a couple of Bloody Marys and some Red Beers. My favorite beer is Amber Bock Dark Lager for New Year's Eve.

But I also have plenty to eat. I make a great big bowl of sour cream dip with Onion & Chives, French Onion, Ranch Flavoring, and some chopped up shrimp, crab meat, and clams, and I have chips with my dip.

I also like pickled herring on crackers, so I have plenty to eat so that I don't get sick.

Also, I don't get all falling down pissy-eyed drunk. When I feel a little bit buzzed, I stop, and continue to have some more snacks.

But sometimes these rednecks, all they do is drink nothing but hard liquor without any fancy snacks, because they think that's too gay.

Then they get all rip roaring pissy-eyed drunk, then at midnight they go out and fire a rifle 12 times in the air, then puke on the front lawn, and then, pass out face down in their own puke!

That's how rednecks do it.

BWAAHA HA HA HA HA HA --that's funny. What? No pictures? I'd figure you'd illustrate that mental picture.
--rednecks shootin' in the air and passing out drunk!

I like Amber Bock too. That was my favorite beer before I discovered Blue Moon!

blackdog4444 wrote:Us Natives here in New York celebrate New Year's very differently [I don't celebrate New Year's, just the solstices and equinoxes].
They do shoot off guns and fireworks but instead of 12.00 at night, they celebrate at 1.00 am. It's because they say Native American's are late for anything.
I hope they used bird shot or god forbid that the hospitals are still filled with drunk drivers and falling bullet victims.

cool! it's raining lead!