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Invasion of the sports bores!

Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 5:15 pm
by Skul
Well, it looks like we've gathered some attention, now that the world bore is over and all the drooling sports fans are no longer glued to the TV, listening to how much better some needlessly rich dickweed could have played if he hadn't been jacking off to his own team's score of one goal.

Come, all sports fans! Come and tell us who your favourite sports players and teams are! It's our one weakness! Hearing you drone on and on about how many points Nigel Richman scored in the last three minutes destroys our will to live!

We can handle you. Let's get on with it, then!

Sports suck!

Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 6:42 pm
by lolledirl
Thierry Henry revealed yesterday that he has not given up trying to persuade Ashley Cole to stay at Arsenal, but the prospects of that looked increasingly unlikely yesterday when the England left-back did not feature in the club's traditional start-of-season team photograph taken at the new Emirates stadium. While Jose Antonio Reyes, another player who seems destined to depart for Real Madrid, was in the picture, Cole's exclusion would appear to confirm that.. here read bout my fav soccer player

Thierry Henry has the highest respect for title-favourites Chelsea but he will not enter the new season with his sights set on just second place.

Jose Mourinhoâ??s side have won the Premiership title for the last two seasons and, if you believe the bookmakers, will make it a hat-trick this term after adding Andrei Shevchencko and Michael Ballack to an already impressive player roster at Stamford Bridge.

However two days after the end of last season, Henry pledged the rest of his top-level career to Arsenal. Therefore he is not prepared to just settle for the runners-up spot.

â??No, no way,â? said the 28-year-old after the suggestion was put to him. â??At the start everyone is equal. I never begin something saying we are playing for second place. If you do, you might as well stop. A lot of teams have been in that situation. When Man United were winning the League people were saying 'we know who is going to win the league again'. But I do not start the season to finish second.

â??Yes it has been hard for two years to compete with [Chelsea], and everyone is working - Liverpool, Tottenham and others â?? to try to catch them back. But the thing is they keep on buying quality players. They have the possibility to change and change and change when the game is not going so well.

â??But you cannot look at them and feel sorry for yourself. You have to do with what you have and that is the way it is.

â??You have to give them credit for winning back-to-back titles, we tried to do it but did not.

â??People give them stick because they have money and all that. But any fans in the world if they were in the situation of Chelsea, they would not complain.

â??When you are not in that situation, you can say 'ahh, it is too easy'. I do not think you can or should say that. You win the title on the pitch, even if you have 100 great players.

â??I give them their respect, but in the end we are going to try to come at them and make sure we can bring the title here.â?
here he talks bout some shit!!

Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 6:51 pm
by Skul
And your completely irrelevant point is...?

Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 6:54 pm
by lolledirl
to annoy u fat asses sports own ur life :shock:

Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 7:22 pm
by SportsK0hard
0WNED BITCH PLZ!

Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 11:29 pm
by Ray
Skul wrote:And your completely irrelevant point is...?
Exactly. I thought this would be fun but they're about as ignorant as can be and appear to be 14 years old. There's no challenge here.

yea

Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 11:33 pm
by SPoRTSFTW
Because u idiots dont cant even say anything back because you dont fucking know anything. I like how u bitches sit there and i see stuff about Marcus vick and Mares CLareet. Those are two dumb asses that arnt even big in sports no one gives a shit about them> maybe u should look at the good role models. Isntead of the bad fuckers.

Re: yea

Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 12:14 am
by Skul
SPoRTSFTW wrote:Marcus vick and Mares CLareet.
Would you mind telling me who they are, first?

Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 12:53 am
by Danero
you geeks have nothing better to do? may i remind you that you only have 25 people on your forum, and the way you make sport players sound is like there nuts.

if you dont like sport then why not just go back to your telescope, or if your too fat enough to move out of your chair go jack off some more about the the last Stars wars you saw?

im guna go play some sport. i enjoy it, big deal.

get over the fact that some people in this world do like sport, and that you wont be able to change that.

Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 4:12 am
by sport4me
just because we hate chess video games n all that nerd shit.. doesnt mean we make forums about it. you guyz are pathetic.

Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 7:06 am
by Brett Favre
wut?

Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 8:14 pm
by Ray
sport4me wrote:just because we hate chess video games n all that nerd shit.. doesnt mean we make forums about it. you guyz are pathetic.

I'm guessing the reason you don't have forums about not liking chess is that your squirming, toad-like brains can't figure out HOW. hehehehehehe

Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 8:16 pm
by Ray
Brett Favre wrote:wut?

a sphincter says wut??

Posted: Thu Aug 17, 2006 12:19 pm
by blast flame
Danero wrote:you geeks have nothing better to do? may i remind you that you only have 25 people on your forum, and the way you make sport players sound is like there nuts.

if you dont like sport then why not just go back to your telescope, or if your too fat enough to move out of your chair go jack off some more about the the last Stars wars you saw?

im guna go play some sport. i enjoy it, big deal.

get over the fact that some people in this world do like sport, and that you wont be able to change that.
Again I don't care that some people in this world like sport. What this site is against is the fact that sport is being pushed on people like Ray, Skul and I.

Posted: Thu Aug 17, 2006 10:23 pm
by Ray
blast flame wrote:
Danero wrote:you geeks have nothing better to do? may i remind you that you only have 25 people on your forum, and the way you make sport players sound is like there nuts.

if you dont like sport then why not just go back to your telescope, or if your too fat enough to move out of your chair go jack off some more about the the last Stars wars you saw?

im guna go play some sport. i enjoy it, big deal.

get over the fact that some people in this world do like sport, and that you wont be able to change that.
Again I don't care that some people in this world like sport. What this site is against is the fact that sport is being pushed on people like Ray, Skul and I.
Dat's right! It never ceases to amaze me that sports-fans will not allow us to not like sports. They just can't understand it. It would be OK if we didn't like watching Star Trek or didn't get a kick out of stamp collecting. It wouldn't be worth commenting on and would be perfectly acceptable if we didn't like reading the local newspaper or enjoy watching soap operas. But.. if we say we don't like sports --what? what? why not?! are we prejudice? Are we gay? why don't you like it? Are you anti-social? Are you fat? Are you handicapped? Jealous? What is the big deal? Why is there this single unallowable dislike?

I don't know. But it just adds to the reason I can't stand sports and most of all sports fans.