International I Hate Sports Club

Sports in now a luxury that the USA can not afford anymore.

We really can't afford to pay these monkey-boys millions of dollars every year just to chase balls. We can't afford to give away free cars to jocks anymore. We can't afford to maintain these huge sports arenas.

No, all of these big strong muscular jocks with strong backs and weak minds could better serve us by working in construction jobs. We have roads and bridges that are badly need in repair. Our whole infra-structure is in need of repair.

So, it would be much cheaper to pay all these jocks with strong backs and weak minds about $50,000 dollars per year working in construction jobs doing all the heavy work.

All those millions of dollars that would no longer be spent on the monkey-boys, that money could go toward helping people with physical handicaps, those of us with weak bodies and stronger minds to get back into the educational system again so we can study science and math and eventually get jobs in that field. We would be the ones to maintain our complex technological system and keep it running.

With all the sports arenas and gymnasiums shut down, and all the jocks out working in construction jobs, our educational institutions would be free from the jocks, thereby providing a much safer learning environment free from the harassment and bullying from the jocks.

Then, our schools can start firing athletic coaches and begin rehiring science and math teachers. Sports arenas should be torn down to make room for new residential areas and new schools.

Also, all the top officials in the NFL, the NBA, etc. etc. and all the other sports organizations, they should all have criminal charges filed against them under the RICO statute, that is, the Racketeer Influenced Corrupt Organizations. RICO has been used against the MAFIA so it should also be used against all of these sports leagues. If these sports officials are found guilty in a court of law, then they should be subject to the death penalty.

Millions of dollars that is no longer being spent on sports can now be spent on education. Our schools must stop teaching PE and place a greater emphases on the sciences and the arts. We need science and more technology to develop new sources on energy.

It's only a matter of a few more years, to a couple of decades at the most, when our planet will reach peak oil production, then after that, the oil in the ground will start running out. So, we need to increase research and development on new energy resources, and to do that, our schools need to concentrate more on science and math.

Naturally, since there will be no more sports, then all the low-life gutter-thug redneck sports fans are all going to be pissed off and start protesting in the streets.

OK, since I believe in freedom of speech, the very same freedoms that all you sports fans and jocks wish to deny the rest of us, then you'll be free to protest, to march and demonstrate in the streets, carrying your signs and banners and shouting your moronic protest slogans.

As long as your demonstrations are peaceful and nonviolent, then fine! OK?

But know this . . . . .

If any of you zoo-tramps start rioting, breaking shop windows, setting fires, and overturning cars, and doing all kinds of property damage, then the police will have to restore order. But there will be no more rubber bullets and tear-gas. No! It will be live ammo instead! You will all be gunned down, and your dead bodies will be scooped up by bulldozers to be dumped into garbage trucks, just like in the science fiction movie, Soylent Green!




Well, of course, you won't actually be processed into green edible people-chips. Instead, your bodies will be processed into organic fertilizers and other useful products.

Sorry about that! But since the USA is becoming a third world country, we really can't afford any more property damage. Also, the property of all the dead rioters should be sold, and the money used to pay for any damages cause by the rioting, and what's left over will go for education and improving our schools.

Also, all you low-life gutter-thugs who are found guilty of rape in a court of law should be subject to the death penalty. Thanks to advanced DNA testing, we are now able to prove the guilt or innocence of a suspect. DNA testing is becoming more and more accurate.

This is the REAL REASON why jocks and sports fans hate nerds and techno-geeks. It's because jocks and sports fans not only hate science, they fear science, especially forensic science, and that's one of the many reasons why they have been plotting the decline in the quality of education in our schools.

Yeah, all you zoo-tramps, Hee Haws, and Jimbo-Bubbah-Booies! I'm onto you!!!

Sorry! But I'm really pissed off!!!

The harassing E-mails and the harassing phone calls were bad enough.

But now, my bank account having gone into over-draft, that has gone way over the top.

I will no longer be ordering books, or music CDs, or movie DVDs on line using my debit card.

No, from now on, I will buy a money order to send off through the snail-mail instead. Yes, the process takes longer, but it will prevent anyone from hacking in to get my debit card number.

Now, I know that sports fans and jocks lack the intelligence to hack into any account. So, some rich jock probably hired someone who is smart enough to do it.

Well, any nerd, or techno-geek who was willing to do this, he is a traitor to all of his fellow nerds and geeks. He is a low-life Fascist Nazi jock collaborator!

Whoever you are . . . you are NOT a true nerd or geek! You are a traitor!

You have betrayed your fellow nerds and geeks, and that makes you even worse than a jock!

FUCK YOU! HAVE A NICE DAY . . .

. . . AND GO CRAWL INTO A SEWER AND DIE!!!

Fat Man wrote:We really can't afford to pay these monkey-boys millions of dollars every year just to chase balls. We can't afford to give away free cars to jocks anymore. We can't afford to maintain these huge sports arenas.

The jocks will find a way to keep the money flowing into their pockets. I'm sure they will. So many people are dependent on pro sports as a form of entertainment nowadays they would become outraged to know their heroes would have to stop playing due to wage problems. They're blinded from the injustice of the fact their "heroes" are getting paid ridiculous amounts for playing a child's game on a big scale, whereas there are people out there who work a lot longer and harder to provide the community with a valuable service, who have to make do on annual wages that some pro-sports players would get in a matter of HOURS. And I mean that. Professional sports players actually get paid when they're doing nothing! It's an outrage. It would be good if sports had to get pulled completely due to lack of funding but it's not likely. I'm sure they'd be one of the last things to go; think of how many other important fields of expertise would be put behind them on the grand scale of things. I hate sports because the whole world thinks too much of them! They fail to put them in true perspective of what they really are - child's games played by grown men. And they forget what's really most important, as people get evicted from their homes and have their homes bulldozed to make way for these huge arenas built from the taxes of hard-working people! Not the sort of thing I'd like to see my money going towards, but as an individual I'm powerless to stop the proceedings of the government!

Best regards,
i_like_1981

Fat Man, your post is absolutely hysterical. Here in the United States, the professional teams are not supported by tax dollars; they are supported by the sports fans who voluntarily pay for the tickets and the sports paraphernalia. That is their own money to spend in any ridiculous way they choose. Yes, professional athletes are paid obscenely high salaries; but so are rock stars and Hollywood actors! I'm sorry to say this, but that is what the public wants. It's called free enterprise. If many people ever got tired of sports, then the salaries of professional athletes would decline. Unless you are willing to live in a totalitarian state that dictates how we are to spend our money, the money that is presently being used to pay those obscenely high salaries would not be diverted to education and road construction. It would be frittered away on other forms of entertainment. Incidentally, the highly paid professional athletes do pay taxes.

Earl wrote:Fat Man, your post is absolutely hysterical. Here in the United States, the professional teams are not supported by tax dollars; they are supported by the sports fans who voluntarily pay for the tickets and the sports paraphernalia. That is their own money to spend in any ridiculous way they choose. Yes, professional athletes are paid obscenely high salaries; but so are rock stars and Hollywood actors! I'm sorry to say this, but that is what the public wants. It's called free enterprise. If many people ever got tired of sports, then the salaries of professional athletes would decline. Unless you are willing to live in a totalitarian state that dictates how we are to spend our money, the money that is presently being used to pay those obscenely high salaries would not be diverted to education and road construction. It would be frittered away on other forms of entertainment. Incidentally, the highly paid professional athletes do pay taxes.

What about the residential areas that have been bulldozed to make room for new sports arenas?

Doesn't our tax dollars go to pay for the construction of sports arenas.

I know my tax dollars pay for schools and public libraries. I don't mind that. In fact, I like my tax dollars supporting education, and I like for my tax dollars being use to repair highways, I'm all in favor of that.

Yes, I know it's the sports fans who help to pay the outrageous salaries of football players.

But it's my tax dollars that pay for schools, and I resent hearing about how math and science teachers are being fired so they can hire more athletic coaches.

The coaches belong in a federal penitentiary for tax fraud!

Better yet, they should be executed!

By a court of law I must add!

I don't want anybody to misinterpret anything I say as death threats against anyone.

I still have a problem with wishing death upon other people.

Earl wrote:I still have a problem with wishing death upon other people.

Well, I'm sorry, but I'm really pissed of right now.

I have a negative balance in my bank account. I can't get anything.

I'm broke as a joke! I can't even afford to pay attention.

Right now a loaf of bread, a roll of toilet paper, 4 cigars and, a pot of coffee it worth far more than the lives of all the jocks and sports fans put together.

They're not even worth a shirt button and two shoe laces!

Well, I got some good news.

I usually get up in the middle of the night around 3:30 AM or 4:00 AM to check up on my on line bank account, then I go back to bed again.

Well, when I got up as usual, yesterday, my bank account was overdrawn by $ -41 dollars, but when I checked it this morning, it was only overdrawn by $ -1.77 because the two charges of $19.89 and $19.95 from plimus.com was refunded back into my account.

My bank had promised me that if those two charges from plimus.com were refunded, the they would removed the two overdraft fee.

Then, I dialed the toll free number, and I managed to reach a banker at 4:00 AM, and when he checked up on my account, he noticed the refunds I got, so he said that the two overdraft fees of $35.00 dollars each would be immediately refunded.

So, I had to log off on my on line bank account, then I logged back on again, and sure enough, the two overdraft fees were removed, and I now have $68.23 in my bank account.

On the third of the month, I'll get my big check.

Anyway, I'm happy now. I'm in a much better mood. So, in the morning, I will go out and get some groceries, some coffee, a 40 ounce King Cobra Malt Liquor, and then I'm get a dozen cigars. When my big check comes on the third, I'll pay my rent, my phone bill and DSL Internet and my cable TV bill and get some more groceries and some pipe tobacco.

So, I'm in a good mood.

Of course, I still wish that who ever hacked into my account and got my old debit card number, and all those low-life scummy zoo-tramps over at 4chan.org, and GirlVinyl over at Encyclopedia Dramatica, I still wish that they would all crawl into a sewer and die!

That would make me really really really happy.

But for now, I'm just glad I will be able to get some coffee and some smokes.

I'm not able to sleep tonight, because I'm too excited, and can hardly wait until I will be able to catch a bus and go out to do my shopping.

Anyway . . . . .

All you zoo-tramps over at 4chan.org, well . . . as we say here in Texas . . . . .



GO FUCK A YUCCA!!!

sparkle wrote:It's good your money was refunded. I'm down to $7 and a scratch off ticket to win another scratch off ticket. Next week is better when I get paid. I just remind myself it going to be better when I have my education. I have a place to sleep and food!

It's good to get a decent education. I'm happy for anybody who can find a good school with really good teachers.

Unfortunately, I went to a crummy high school where they didn't teach shit! It was back in 1969 when I went to high school, and my science text books had a 1952 copyright date on them. Also, my science teacher, being the school's football coach, he was too busy coaching his team to teach in the classroom, so we only got to watch cartoons instead. That was my science class.

We could not afford to just pack up and move, going from one town to another until we found a city where they had decent schools. No, we are stuck in some two-bit donkey fucking town.

This is a complex world we live in, and it's going to take science and new technologies to solve and new problems that might come up in the future.

It's not going to be accomplished with sports.

Many classes use films. That's not so bad, is it? To have visual aides?

sparkle wrote:Many classes use films. That's not so bad, is it? To have visual aides?

Oh yes indeed! Cartoons like the Flintstones, Popeye, Bugs Bunny, etc. etc. are excellent visual aids in a science class.

Yeah, much better than science text books and much better than science films about biology, chemistry, physics, or astronomy!

You soooooooooooo right!

I guess I sand corrected!

YEAH RIGHT!!!

Fat Man wrote:

sparkle wrote:Many classes use films. That's not so bad, is it? To have visual aides?

Oh yes indeed! Cartoons like the Flintstones, Popeye, Bugs Bunny, etc. etc. are excellent visual aids in a science class.

Yeah, much better than science text books and much better than science films about biology, chemistry, physics, or astronomy!

You soooooooooooo right!

I guess I sand corrected!

YEAH RIGHT!!!

Was it every lesson they were showing you these cartoons? Could the teacher really not be bothered to deliver a single science lesson in favour of coaching the football team or was this just something that happened every now and again? Sometimes I get the impression your science "teacher" never even so much as taught a thing about science; am I right in believing this? But I agree, Bugs Bunny and the like were probably not ideal time-filler for people your age at the time. If something like this was to have happened at my high school someone would have more than likely got up and changed the tape over to something a bit more on the violent/rude end of the spectrum, like a cop film. I can't really complain about that.

Best regards,
i_like_1981

i_like_1981 wrote:

Fat Man wrote:

sparkle wrote:Many classes use films. That's not so bad, is it? To have visual aides?

Oh yes indeed! Cartoons like the Flintstones, Popeye, Bugs Bunny, etc. etc. are excellent visual aids in a science class.

Yeah, much better than science text books and much better than science films about biology, chemistry, physics, or astronomy!

You soooooooooooo right!

I guess I sand corrected!

YEAH RIGHT!!!

Was it every lesson they were showing you these cartoons? Could the teacher really not be bothered to deliver a single science lesson in favour of coaching the football team or was this just something that happened every now and again? Sometimes I get the impression your science "teacher" never even so much as taught a thing about science; am I right in believing this? But I agree, Bugs Bunny and the like were probably not ideal time-filler for people your age at the time. If something like this was to have happened at my high school someone would have more than likely got up and changed the tape over to something a bit more on the violent/rude end of the spectrum, like a cop film. I can't really complain about that.

Best regards,
i_like_1981

Back in 1969 they didn't have VCRs with tape yet. It was a reel to reel film projector, and only one film was brought in, so we couldn't very well change the film to something else.

And yes, it was every day in my science class that we just sat there watching cartoons. Sometimes it was The Three Stooges, but most of the time it was cartoons.

I got angry and walked out of the classroom and went to the principal's office to complain but nobody would do jack shit about it!

In English Literature class we played Charades and folded paper footballs.

My high school was like being in Kindergarten again.

But they had to dumb down the curriculum to make it easier for the monkey-boys to get passing grades so they can play football.

Those of us who were no physically capable of playing sports, well, too fucking bad for us!

Upon graduation you either pursued a career in sports or you would bag groceries for the rest of your live because you didn't learn shit!

This is why the USA is becoming another third world country.

Well, more good news!

Now that I got my bank account all straighten out, I went out this morning at 11:00 AM to do my shopping and got home at 1:00 PM.

I bought some groceries, some coffee, and a dozen cigars using my temporary ATM card until I get my new debit card.

As I have said before, I'm not going to use my debit card to purchase books, or music CDs, or movie DVDs on line anymore.

From now own, I'll just call their toll free number, place my order by phone, and then send off a money order through the old fashion snail mail.

Nobody is going to hack into my account anymore.

It's too risky ordering stuff on line using a debit card.

Yes, it will take longer to get my stuff, but it's safer that way.

Anyway, I'm happy now that I have my coffee and my smokes.

I will be even happier if all the zoo-tramps over at 4chan.org would take a head first dive into an open sewer and die!

Of course, that's not going to happen.

But I can dream, can't I???