Yeah, in a few hours, the Anti-Mass Spectrometer... er, Elemental Phase Deconstructor... um... Chaos Drive Planet Buster Cannon... well, whatever it is, it'll be activated soon. So either we'll learn how the universe was made, or we'll be sucked into oblivion. Well, being sucked into oblivion is still better than sports.
Oh and look, we're all still here. That really is a shock. I was about to go down to the pub and ask one of the women back to my house just to have a bit of company in my final hours! Now what on Earth am I going to do? Oh well, I suppose I can just live.
Why do they always insist on making such a fuss over something that really isn't ever going to happen? Are they just doing this whole experiment to come up with these "sensational" headlines every now and again? Cause I don't know how many people they really are fooling with this!
