It seems I'm having a slight problem with the English/Hebrew translator.dickfilthy wrote:Fat Man, you never cease to crack me up!Fat Man wrote:I found a really cool language translator at:
http://webtranslation.paralink.com/
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That's good, because now I can post Hebrew curses to Sports Bores!!!
For example:
!×?×? ××?×?×?×? ספ×?ר×? ×?×?×¢×? ×?×?×?×? ×?×?×?×?×? ×?ת×?×? ×?×?×?×? ×?×?×?×?ת
English translation:
All redneck sports fans may crawl into a sewer and die!
Incidentally, the Hebrew word for redneck is Gerdon Edom.
Gerdon = Neck and Edom = Red.
I love it!
First I entered . . . . .
All redneck sports fans may crawl into a sewer and die!
When I copied and pasted the Hebrew in the top window to translated back into English again, I get the following result.
First the Hebrew . . .
!×?×? ××?×?×?×? ספ×?ר×? ×?×?×¢×? ×?×?×?×? ×?×?×?×?×? ×?ת×?×? ×?×?×?×? ×?×?×?×?ת
Then back to English again . . .
All sports fans can crawl into a racist sewer die
It seems that redneck translates into racist. But then, most rednecks are racists.
Then I tired this instead . . . . .
All sports fans may crawl into a sewer to die!
And here is the Hebrew again
×?×? ××?×?×?×? ×?ספ×?ר×? עש×?×?×?× ×?×?×?×?×? ×?ת×?×? ×?×?×?×? ×?×?×?ת
Then back to English again and this time I get . . .
All sports fans are dying to crawl into the sewer!
WOW! It appears that all sports fans want to crawl into a sewer, that they're just dying to crawl into a sewer!
Oh well! No accounting for taste!
If that's what they want, then . . . . .
Whatever floats your boat!
I guess it means that we must give all sports fans an opportunity to crawl into a sewer!
I hope that make them happy!