Maybe if Fatman went to PE class or joined a sports game

[DrMenJele]

He wouldn't be living on social security sucking up government benefits because he is fat. Also maybe he would have friends.

It's a thin line between envy and hate. Just because the jocks at your highschool gave you wedgies doesn't mean everyone who plays a sports game is an ignorant faggot. Most of them have college degrees - hell some of them are Rhodes Scholars.

Most of you guys don't even have a college degree.

[Fat Man]

He wouldn't be living on social security sucking up government benefits because he is fat. Also maybe he would have friends.

It's a thin line between envy and hate. Just because the jocks at your highschool gave you wedgies doesn't mean everyone who plays a sports game is an ignorant faggot. Most of them have college degrees - hell some of them are Rhodes Scholars.

Most of you guys don't even have a college degree.

Good evening DrMenJele and welcome to our anti-sports forum.

The reason why I made your user name pink is because soon, the forum moderators will give you the rank of Sports Bore and you'll be wearing the Jersey Of Shame!



This will be your avatar, and you won't be able to change it!

Good luck, and welcome to Hell.

Have a nice day!

[recovering_fan]

He wouldn't be living on social security...

Can you pronounce German properly? "Mengele" is spelled with a 'g' you idiot !

Go back to your bunker, Josef !

[Fat Man]

He wouldn't be living on social security sucking up government benefits because he is fat. Also maybe he would have friends.

It's a thin line between envy and hate. Just because the jocks at your highschool gave you wedgies doesn't mean everyone who plays a sports game is an ignorant faggot. Most of them have college degrees - hell some of them are Rhodes Scholars.

Most of you guys don't even have a college degree.

Can you pronounce German properly? "Mengele" is spelled with a 'g' you idiot !

Go back to your bunker, Josef !

Maybe he should go back to grade school, and learn how to spell.

We have us another new member from the Romper Room crowd!

Yeah! Another fucking sports-tard!!!

[Skul]

He wouldn't be living on social security sucking up government benefits because he is fat. Also maybe he would have friends.

Some people can't help their weight. And he sure doesn't have any friends here. Nope.

It's a thin line between envy and hate.

What is?

Just because the jocks at your highschool gave you wedgies doesn't mean everyone who plays a sports game is an ignorant faggot.

Doesn't change the fact that most are. Including you.

Most of them have college degrees - hell some of them are Rhodes Scholars.

Most of you guys don't even have a college degree.

This is based on...?

I'm (not) sorry, but your post fails.

Grade: F-

[Agent 47]

Most of them (jocks) have college degrees

YEAH! - FROM THE UNIVERSITY OF SESAME STREET!

[ChrisOH]

Most of them (jocks) have college degrees

YEAH! - FROM THE UNIVERSITY OF SESAME STREET!

LOL! True -- I remember many years ago, (probably back in the 1980's) there was a professional football player, who played for a Super Bowl winner, who admitted that he was illiterate, although he had graduated from high school AND college (of course, he made it to college on a sports scholarship, because, as of course we know, sports are a fine way to get into college and further your education!) Apparently he had been given passing grades by his teachers/coaches to keep him eligible to play, and had tutors complete his homework, writing assignments, etc. (because, again, we can't have the star athlete flunking out of school!)

This is far from the only case like this I've heard about, just one that happens to come to mind at the moment. So I take a lot of pro athletes' degrees with a grain of salt. Besides, how many of them leave college early (sometimes after ONE season) because they're greedy for riches in the pros? Plus, there's an increasing amount who turn pro right after high school and don't go to college at all (especially in basketball).

[i_like_1981]

Can you pronounce German properly? "Mengele" is spelled with a 'g' you idiot !

Go back to your bunker, Josef !

Yeah, I had suspicions about this guy's choice of username as well. Wasn't Dr. Mengele the Nazi doctor who performed all sorts of sick operations upon people at the concentration camps? I personally wouldn't trust anyone who named their internet moniker after such a person.

I like his new avatar, by the way. Most fitting. But perhaps we should wait for a bit more than just a single post before handing it out in future? Who knows.

Best regards,
i_like_1981

[Skul]

I say he's made it pretty clear what he is from the get-go.

[Fat Man]

Can you pronounce German properly? "Mengele" is spelled with a 'g' you idiot !

Go back to your bunker, Josef !

Yeah, I had suspicions about this guy's choice of username as well. Wasn't Dr. Mengele the Nazi doctor who performed all sorts of sick operations upon people at the concentration camps? I personally wouldn't trust anyone who named their internet moniker after such a person.

I like his new avatar, by the way. Most fitting. But perhaps we should wait for a bit more than just a single post before handing it out in future? Who knows.

Best regards,
i_like_1981

Well, actually . . . . . in the past, it has taken about 4 to 5 forum posts before the rank of Sports Bore was assigned to anyone, and then they were given the Jersey Of Shame.

I say he's made it pretty clear what he is from the get-go.

Right on! Skul!

This dude is the first one to ever get his rank assigned to him on just the first post, so he set a new record here on these forums.

He should be proud!

I believe congratulations are in order.

[HugeFanOfBadReligion]

He wouldn't be living on social security sucking up government benefits because he is fat. Also maybe he would have friends.

If you had actually scrutinized the subject that you were criticizing, you would know that Fat Man was unable to succeed in PE class because his leg became crippled at a very young age. Thus he was unable to do well in PE class, especially with abusive and unfair gym teachers, and he would also be unable to participate in sports games.

It's a thin line between envy and hate. Just because the jocks at your highschool gave you wedgies doesn't mean everyone who plays a sports game is an ignorant faggot.

Is this addressed to the entire forum, or is it still specifically addressed to Fat Man? If it is addressed to the entire forum, I should let you know that most of us don't think everyone who plays a sports game is an "ignorant faggot", we all just have different reasons to being uninterested in or disliking sports to a varying extent depending on the member.

Also, I think it's good that we now have a new troll. It should make the forum more active and interesting, we all seem to be having fun with this guy so far. Let's hope he's going to make more than one post.

[i_like_1981]

Also, I think it's good that we now have a new troll. It should make the forum more active and interesting, we all seem to be having fun with this guy so far. Let's hope he's going to make more than one post.

I wouldn't get your hopes up if I were you, HugeFanOfBadReligion. I know how people like this guy operate. They like to make one rather provocative post and then run off never to return, secure in the knowledge that what they said will cause trouble. All they want is to incite arguments and leave their opponents to stew in their own juice. It's cowardly, I know, but it's happened on here many times before. Look at that Captain America guy. Started shit and didn't want to enter a real argument. Know why this happens? Because these people know they're wrong, they know they can't defend their points, so they just opt for being "hit and run" characters. Prime example: Captain America.

And I now support the idea of the jersey being given to him. When a new member starts a new thread targeting one particular member of the forum as a way of introducing themselves, that generally means they're up to no good. But I hope he comes back. I wonder how he'll react to his new rank and avatar.

Best regards,
i_like_1981

[Earl]

Wasn't Dr. Mengele the Nazi doctor who performed all sorts of sick operations upon people at the concentration camps? I personally wouldn't trust anyone who named their internet moniker after such a person.

The following quotation is an excerpt from the Wikipedia article on Joseph Mengele.

He initially gained notoriety for being one of the SS physicians who supervised the selection of arriving transports of prisoners, determining who was to be killed and who was to become a forced labourer, but is far more infamous for performing grisly human experiments on camp inmates, for which Mengele was called the "Angel of Death".

"DrMenJele"? A username fit for a ... troll.

[recovering_fan]

He should be proud!

I believe congratulations are in order.

I'm not about to congratulate a potential Nazi sympathiser.

I happen to believe that Dr. Mangled Spelling has serious mental problems if he's naming himself after Nazis.

I know, of course, that Earl would never do what I'm suggesting, but if there were ever a case for using a guy's email address to find out who he was, and then telling his parents and his school guidance counselor, this would probably be the time.

--RF

[greencom]

He wouldn't be living on social security sucking up government benefits because he is fat. Also maybe he would have friends.

It's a thin line between envy and hate. Just because the jocks at your highschool gave you wedgies doesn't mean everyone who plays a sports game is an ignorant faggot. Most of them have college degrees - hell some of them are Rhodes Scholars.

Most of you guys don't even have a college degree.

I'd like to see a rundown of the "degrees" NFL players hold, c'mon lets see them, if they are so educated why do most of them need subtitles so you understand them when they talk? Get real, the courses they take in college are tailored for these morons so they pass. Yeah there are a few intelligent ones (I guess) , maybe they can teach the rest of their team to read and write. Without football they'd be in prison. BTW, most of the jocks I've met ARE ignorant faggots, ignorant and stupid, just like their fans.
Have a nice day