International I Hate Sports Club

Hi! This forum pets lovers?
I thirst to buy such a cat

Who has this already exist?
What is the breed and what his character?

I want a tailless cat. My long-haired white cat, Cracker, is dirty all of the time and he smells. He's mean and ugly too. I stopped bathing him because of the ridiculous cost of sedatives.

Safety wrote:I want a tailless cat.

But you won't get one. (just kidding)

Safety wrote:My long-haired white cat, Cracker, is dirty all of the time and he smells. He's mean and ugly too.

Sounds like a few people I know.

Safety wrote:I stopped bathing him because of the ridiculous cost of sedatives.

Cutting into your allowance, eh?

I hate to say this, Safety; but I think we can safely assume that the OP was written by a ...

S P A M M E R !

Joyloadly wrote:Hi! This forum pets lovers?
I thirst to buy such a cat

Who has this already exist?
What is the breed and what his character?

Aww, that reminds me of my grandparents cat Rosebud. (When my older brother was learning to speak he kept on calling her Rosemud.)

Spammers make the best comments though.

Joyloadly wrote:Hi! This forum pets lovers?

No, this forum pets haters.

Joyloadly wrote:I thirst to buy such a cat

Ah, what a classic line!

(attached by Joyloadly)

a cat that wants to eat you

Joyloadly wrote:Who has this already exist?

I've existed ever since I was born. (Well, ever since I was conceived.)

Joyloadly wrote:What is the breed ...

I don't know and I really don't care.

Joyloadly wrote:... and what his character?

People tell me I'm a character. How about you?

Thank you, well you helped me with their advice.
Here is my kitten, he would have me live.

Joyloadly wrote:Thank you, ...

You're welcome, I guess.

Joyloadly wrote:... well you helped me with their advice.

I did? Whose advice?

Joyloadly wrote:Here is my kitten, ...

Congratulations. Awwww, how cute!

Joyloadly wrote:... he would have me live.

Huh? What? You mean that kitten saved your life? I don't get it.

Earl wrote:

Joyloadly wrote:Thank you, ...

You're welcome, I guess.

Joyloadly wrote:... well you helped me with their advice.

I did? Whose advice?

Joyloadly wrote:Here is my kitten, ...

Congratulations. Awwww, how cute!

Joyloadly wrote:... he would have me live.

Huh? What? You mean that kitten saved your life? I don't get it.

No! Judging by the look on that cat's face, I would say that the cat is grudgingly allowing Joyloadly to live!

Earl wrote:I don't know and I really don't care.

Earl, don't be so harsh! I mean, the first thing I'd do if I needed to ask something about a cat would be to go to an anti-sports forum, after all!

Best regards,
i_like_1981

Earl wrote:

Joyloadly wrote:... he would have me live.

Huh? What? You mean that kitten saved your life? I don't get it.

"He would have me live". To me, the wording says the cat would prefer him to live. Or is forcing him to live.

Cat: Live, or I'll kill you!

Maybe Joyloadly is part of the pro-cat faction in Downing Street.

Lewis, I was unaware that Downing Street politics had become catastrophic.

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OH! OH!

WE HAVE US ANOTHER SPAMMER!!!