Blaspheme Piano! Some Really Cool Songs!

[Fat Man]

OK, I found a YouTube channel titled Blaspheme Piano!
http://www.youtube.com/blasphemypiano

Here are some videos and some song lyrics.



Creationists Can (to the tune of "The Candy Man Can")--men's key
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbc6hPTzCyA

Creationists Can (to the tune of "The Candy Man Can")--women's key
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WPr5kotmOk

Who can look at science?
Tell you it ain't true?
Quote you from the Bible like it beats the peer review?

Creationists! Creationists can
Creationists can, cause it's Genesis that's making
Noah's Ark look good

Who believes a fable?
Wrapped around a boat?
Filled with all the animals and cast away to float?

Creationists?
Creationists! Creationists can
Creationists can, cause it's Genesis that's making
Noah's Ark look good

Genesis can take
Feeble minds and make
Morons who are low-achieving
Noah's Ark they're all believing
Don't they know it's self-deceiving?

Who lives by the Bible?
Teach their kids at home?
May as well inject their heads with insulating foam

Creationists!
It's their master plan
Creationists can
Creationists can, cause it's Genesis that's making
Noah's Ark look good
But it's just no good
There's no evidence for their Flood

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"A School Full of Science" (sung to the melody of "A Spoonful of Sugar") [men's key]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-OJPphqB-4

"A School Full of Science" (sung to the melody of "A Spoonful of Sugar") [women's key]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIfqlnf2SoU

In all religions barring none
The fundamentalists have won
They talk a load of crap
They're all the same

And every theory they take
They try so hard to break
But stop! Let's see!
The facts all disagree

For a school full of science breaks Intelligent Design
There isn't any sign
Of evidence divine
Just a school full of science breaks Intelligent Design
Leaving it in disarray

ID just doesn't pass the test
Their so-called scientists detest
All critical attempts to probe and dig
They try an ever-changing route
To counter each thing we refute
We'll prove them wrong
It won't take very long

For a school full of science breaks Intelligent Design
There isn't any sign
Of evidence divine
Just a school full of science breaks Intelligent Design
Leaving it in disarray

This fake ID has raised the spectre
Of religion or its clone
Being taught as valid science in our schools
But if they try to get a grip
Our legal teams will make them slip
We sense (we sense)
They'll find (they'll find)
Their plans will soon unwind

For a school full of science breaks Intelligent Design
There isn't any sign
Of evidence divine
Just a school full of science breaks Intelligent Design
Leaving it in disarray

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Those Old Fat Catholics (sung to the tune of "That Old Black Magic")
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02eEa-HqfCQ

Those old fat Catholics keep their secrets well
Those old fat Catholics warn kids not to tell
They let them sip on the communion wine
They love to touch them on their young behinds

This thing for altar boys just won't subside
Cannot resist them, even when they cry
When found, found, found
They leave town, town, town
And now out of sight, the crimes are denied

They will go astray and later get sued
But when boys claim they shift the blame
The Vatican will make them retire
Remember that this won't protect the choir

Their religion opens up the door
It betrays the ways abuse can be ignored
Don't think all Catholics are fine
Because time and time and time again
Crimes come on prime-time again
Deep within, terrible feelings can begin
Some of those old fat Catholics will
Old fat Catholics will
Old fat Catholics will touch touch touch

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Praying for the World to End (Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Friend)â??men's key
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXVP48Kdj_Y

Praying for the World to End (Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Friend)â??women's key
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joODk5lUBo4

They see the signs the day has come
Revelation gives instruction
And they believe that God will send
The end by world destruction

The rumors of war
Will be so instrumental
When praying for the world to end
The past had far more
But that's coincidental
Now they take delight
The end's in sight, the timing's right

Famines grow and we all know
This is far from a new global trend
But they think the food link
Ties up with God's time sync
Praying for the world to end

Prophecies!
Doomsday!
Rapture!
Salvation!
Look for the tribulation
When a bigger drought hits

These people use signs
And intense paranoia
They're praying for the world to end
They hope the divine
Will become the destroyer
Of the human race
We're in disgrace, no hiding place

They're enticed by the Antichrist
Armageddon they hope will descend
And you'll see a smile break
With news of each earthquake
Praying for the world to end

The flaw in their plan
Seems to be fundamental
When praying for the world to end
Islam has a mosque
Where the Jews want a temple
They're so upset
That they won't get to build it yet

Time will fly, the end is nigh
But it's been nigh too long to pretend
The signs and predictions
Are false tales and fictions

Rapture (Rapture)
Rapture (Rapture)
I don't mean groin strain!

They're praying for the world to ...
To end!

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The Fakest Faith By Far (to the tune of "Swinging on a Star")--men's key
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GTPtJ_Tf-I

The Fakest Faith By Far (to the tune of "Swinging on a Star")--women's key
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3iHd6sTGlA

The Mormon faith is fakest by far
Their beliefs are truly bizarre
With the strangest stories there are
And every Mormon is a fool

The Mormon religion is a fantasy tale
It's hard to believe it wouldn't fail
Some ancient Jewish people sailed away
They built huge cities in the USA
And just for fun, Jesus wandered over too
They must be mad to think it's true

The Mormon faith is fakest by far
Their beliefs are truly bizarre
With the strangest stories there are
Can't even drink a cup of tea

The list of the naughty things that they mustn't do
Would take you forever to work through
So no more coffee, smoking, porn or booze
Just sickly smiles, a tie and polished shoes
And add the long years of missionary work
The Mormons really are berserk

The Mormon faith is fakest by far
Their beliefs are truly bizarre
With the strangest stories there are
And don't forget the magic pants

They wear temple underwear right under their clothes
They're safe while it's on 'em they suppose
They won't get mutilated, burned or shot
Except where magic underwear is not
So if you want to avoid becoming dead
Wear Mormon panties on your head

And if the Mormons come to your door
Like they've been so often before
Though they're very hard to ignore
Remember Mormons are bizarre
They've got the fakest faith by far

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World Ain't Ending (sung to the tune of "Hey Big Spender")--men's key
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5LGsxzwC78

World Ain't Ending (sung to the tune of "Hey Big Spender")--women's key
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbkDY9fajEI

Well every time that you talk
If the word is from Jehovah, a Witness
The world is ending
Big earthquakes, plagues and fire
They're saying the world will blow and that the future is dire

Well maybe this might disappoint
The Apocalypse is wrong I guarantee
World ain't ending
End your little fantasy

All too often there's one [one, one]
Interrupting your bath [bath, bath]
Now is never a good time
But they bring you their God God God
Who will send down his wrath wrath wrath
Prophesying the end time
[Prophesying the end time]

World ain't ending
World ain't ending

The end of the world hasn't come
But for some it's in Jehovah's prediction
The world is ending
It's bullshit, intertwined
With some of the greatest lies
Spread by the willfully blind

You gotta be mad if you join
They are always wrong, just read their history
World ain't ending
World ain't ending
World ain't ending
End your little fantasy
[End your little fantasy]

Live without it, you'll see

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A Preacher Teaching Each Of Us A Comedy Creed (Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy)--men's key
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5jjnFFYqRs

A Preacher Teaching Each Of Us A Comedy Creed (Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy)--women's key
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmaZL45Fw5o

He didn't get an education in the normal way
He stayed at home and really all he did was pray
And all he took was Bible class
But they had taught him enough
So he was up to the task
He made a holy vow
And sin's his enemy
He's a preacher teaching each of us a comedy creed

He preaches 'bout the world before it all began
He talks about a super-powered spirit man
Who made the universe expand
And some illogical crap
About his wonderful plan
And then biology comes
He made it magically
He's a preacher teaching each of us a comedy creed

A clue, a clue, does nobody have a clue
Just how deluded you are?
Your true God isn't
The God that you quote
Is so perverse and bizarre
He'd be in prison
He targets only the chumps
'cause they fool easily
He's a preacher teaching each of us a comedy creed

He goes out preachin' and a-teachin' from his comedy creed
And the insane bullshit in the Bible
Got a show for him on TV
And revelations 'bout his criminal wife made him a star
He's a preacher teaching each of us a comedy creed

You you you you really are a, you really are a
You you are such a man in the dark
To counter what you quote
As a myth or a yarn is forbidden
Ha-ha-ha-ha
God's comedy dumps
More shame more heavily
He's a preacher teaching each of us a comedy creed

He thinks that his Creationism sounds alright
But in his mind his ignorance has dimmed the light
He thinks the dinosaurs were sweet
And in the Genesis days
They wandered out on the streets
He keeps on stacking up
The Christianity
He's a preacher teaching each of us a comedy creed

That guy's stupid but harmless
That guy's stupid but harmless
That guy's stupid but harmless
That guy's stupid but har ...
Ha-ha-ha-ha
The Bible he thumps
It scars him mentally
He's a preacher teaching
each of us a comedy creed

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Religion Is Just A Con-Trick (sung to the tune of "The Teddy Bears' Picnic")--men's key
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCSVTdKMSCo

Religion Is Just A Con-Trick (sung to the tune of "The Teddy Bears' Picnic")--women's key
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IosGdyKFbg

If you kneel down in a church to pray
You'll never hear God's reply
Instead they'll ask you to try to pay
God's credit's in short supply
The Jesus freaks are careful to teach
The love of God whenever they preach
But it's a bust, religion is just a con-trick

Evangelical preachers live
To put on a big display
The hypocritical show they give
The ludicrous things they say
Is all designed with money in mind
They count the cash and later you find
Never trust religion, it's just a con-trick

Trusting fools are everywhere
The preacher millionaires are making the congregation pay
Telling them that every prayer
Will bring forgiveness when they've gone astray
But their greedy hands are out
By using fear and doubt
They're catching them unawares
The cash unlocks a passage to Heaven
That's all just in their heads
And now the preacher can spend what's theirs

Remember when you're in church to pray
This lesson you've now been shown
The simple way to not have to pay
Is leaving your cash at home
The Jesus freaks are careful to teach
The love of God whenever they preach
But it's a bust, religion is just a con-trick

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Well, I hope you all enjoyed watching and listening to Blaspheme Piano!