International I Hate Sports Club

So I'm watching the news last week and a story comes on about a young teenage girl who got hit in the back of the head with a softball and she died. Tragic story right? Not to the coach.
When they interviewed this jackass, he quickly said his condolences and went on to stress that the kids and the fans need to understand that, and I quote, "this is not softball's fault".
Why the fuck is this doofus defending a damn game, a little girl just FUCKING DIED!
I wanted to kick that jerks ass up over his ears!

Just goes to show that all these fags are worried about is a damn game.

Fitz301

*gasp* thats horrible! what a bunch of jackasses, that poor girl... how much you wanna bet that most of the jerkwad players laughed at her after she was hit? its techniqually not softballs fault... its everyone that invented and played the damn sport faults... jerks, especially that couch who should be sued by the parents for millions and then fired and thrown in jail.......

That's just amazing. For one, did he really think that needed to be said? I mean, who would've gone up in the press and screamed "all softball must be banned!"?
He was more worried about his precious game than that girl's life.

That's exactly what I was thinking!!

Fitz301

yeah, that's odd.. what would make him say such a thing? Is softball REALLY under fire?

Maybe I'm out of the loop. Maybe villagers are mobbing the castle with torches demanding an end to softball and beating a pinata shaped like a coach --now there's a thought.

Ray wrote:Maybe I'm out of the loop. Maybe villagers are mobbing the castle with torches demanding an end to softball and beating a pinata shaped like a coach --now there's a thought.

Hmmmm... Think we could get rid of all sports that way?

abitagirl wrote:

Ray wrote:Maybe I'm out of the loop. Maybe villagers are mobbing the castle with torches demanding an end to softball and beating a pinata shaped like a coach --now there's a thought.

Hmmmm... Think we could get rid of all sports that way?

I say it's worth a try!

I'll bring the pitchforks!!!

Fitz301

Fitz301 wrote:I'll bring the pitchforks!!!

Fitz301

ha ha ha ha ha

I'll bring... (thinking..) a picnic basket!!

and my coach-pinata beatin' club!

and i'll also bring my coach beating club!!! ...... er........... i mean... coach-pinata beating club..... yeah... pinata.... right....... *cough*

Canadian_Hockey_Hater wrote:and i'll also bring my coach beating club!!! ...... er........... i mean... coach-pinata beating club..... yeah... pinata.... right....... *cough*

ha ha ha ha ha ha

Of course, eliminating sports would probably make us some enemies among sports fans. But then again, since so many of them tend to be fat and lazy, it shouldn't be too much of a problem.

Unless maybe...they sat on us.

Nah. All we have to do is put in one of those stupid Sports Illustrated videos from the video store and they'll be busy for hours. None of them really pay attention to the game anyhow or else there would be no need for the "instant replay".

Fitz301

Fitz301 wrote:Nah. All we have to do is put in one of those stupid Sports Illustrated videos from the video store and they'll be busy for hours. None of them really pay attention to the game anyhow or else there would be no need for the "instant replay".

Fitz301

Oh, so THAT'S why they have instant replay? I figured they didn't think the game was long and boring enough, so they had to show instant replays and make it worse.

Nope, it's just all sports fans have the attention span of a gnat. This is why they love sports, it doesn't require ANY brain power!

Fitz301