YouTube Is Fucking with Us Again!!!
Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 3:29 am
Well, just today, YouTube has made another new change in how the videos play.
It use to be, that the bar at the bottom of the video was white, and as the pointer moves, it leaves a red trail behind it, but ahead of the pointer, a light pink trail would be buffering before it.
Also, most videos would play without pausing, while some would pause, depending on the quality of the video. Of course, you could let it buffer before playing it, and it would only take about a minute to buffer, and even while playing the video, it would still play without pausing even if the pointer was beyond the pink buffer zone.
But now, the bar at the the bottom is black, and it pops up with the mouse hovers over the video, but moves down and disappears when the mouse is moved off the video.
Also, the video pauses when it reaches the end of the buffer zone, and you have to wait for it to buffer some more before you can play the rest of the video.
If you want to play the whole length of the video without any pauses, you have to wait for it to completely buffer before you can play it. The buffering zone is now light gray instead of pink as it use to be.
OK, here the problem.
To play a 5 minute video without any pauses, you have to wait about 10 minutes for it to buffer.
This is to discourage people from streaming music, I guess.
You have to wait about 20 minutes for a 10 minute song to buffer if you want to play it without pausing.
It really sucks when you want to listen to music, and it pauses, for a moment of silence. I guess that's a new Christian thing now. Eh? Let's have a moment of silence. Eh?
Gee! Am I being too cynical?
Now, if I want to watch an hour's worth of educational videos on science (which Christians hate) I have to wait with a total of 2 hours of buffering, to watch an hour's worth of videos.
Also, if you don't wait for it to buffer, the videos plays for a few seconds, then pauses for a few seconds, than plays for a few more seconds, and then pauses for a few more seconds over and over again and again.
PLAY, PAUSE, PLAY, PAUSE, PLAY, PAUSE, PLAY, PAUSE, PLAY, PAUSE, PLAY, PAUSE, PLAY, PAUSE, PLAY, PAUSE, PLAY, PAUSE, PLAY, PAUSE, ETC. ETC. ETC. ETC. ETC.
Yeah! It's now going to take me twice as long to add new Playlists to my YouTube channel, because I like to watch each video in it's entirety before I favor it to a Playlist.
I'm am going to go insane!
I am being pushed to the edge!
Yeah! PUSH! PUSH! PUSH! KEEP ON PUSHING! PUSH! PUSH! PUSH!
Then I'm going to go out and set fires to all the sports arenas and all the churches until I'm arrested, or the cops shoot me!
If I can't watch my favorite science videos anymore without the 10 second pauses every 5 seconds or so, then the rest of you Americans have no right to your sports and your religions.
Tit for tat, and all that!
The quality of YouTube has been diminished, making it less enjoyable to watch videos.
This is just another subtle form of censorship.
Well, I guess we can always watch football on TV instead! Eh?
FUCK YOU AMERICA! I HATE YOU!
Just let me watch my science videos and listen to music without any interference! Please!
I'm begging! Please! Please! Please!
The people who own YouTube, I will even get down on my knees and kiss their feet, if they would just restore YouTube back to the way it was so the videos would play without pausing.
And maybe, just maybe, I might allow the rest of you American morons to live!
OK, I'm really not going to burn down churches and sports arenas, or hurt anybody.
I just might kill myself instead!
OK, I heard on the NEWS this morning that the politicians in Washing DC want to completely cut Social Security, SSI, Medicaid/Medicare and that possibly next month we won't get our checks anymore.
Like, I'm going to find a job within a month? Good luck with that!
So, in another month or two, I'll probably be homeless and die in the streets anyway.
Oh! But professional rapists who play basketball or football will still get their 5 to 10 million dollars every year and their free Hummers!
We must all be willing to make sacrifices for sports! Right?
FUCK YOU AMERICA! I HATE YOU!
It use to be, that the bar at the bottom of the video was white, and as the pointer moves, it leaves a red trail behind it, but ahead of the pointer, a light pink trail would be buffering before it.
Also, most videos would play without pausing, while some would pause, depending on the quality of the video. Of course, you could let it buffer before playing it, and it would only take about a minute to buffer, and even while playing the video, it would still play without pausing even if the pointer was beyond the pink buffer zone.
But now, the bar at the the bottom is black, and it pops up with the mouse hovers over the video, but moves down and disappears when the mouse is moved off the video.
Also, the video pauses when it reaches the end of the buffer zone, and you have to wait for it to buffer some more before you can play the rest of the video.
If you want to play the whole length of the video without any pauses, you have to wait for it to completely buffer before you can play it. The buffering zone is now light gray instead of pink as it use to be.
OK, here the problem.
To play a 5 minute video without any pauses, you have to wait about 10 minutes for it to buffer.
This is to discourage people from streaming music, I guess.
You have to wait about 20 minutes for a 10 minute song to buffer if you want to play it without pausing.
It really sucks when you want to listen to music, and it pauses, for a moment of silence. I guess that's a new Christian thing now. Eh? Let's have a moment of silence. Eh?
Gee! Am I being too cynical?
Now, if I want to watch an hour's worth of educational videos on science (which Christians hate) I have to wait with a total of 2 hours of buffering, to watch an hour's worth of videos.
Also, if you don't wait for it to buffer, the videos plays for a few seconds, then pauses for a few seconds, than plays for a few more seconds, and then pauses for a few more seconds over and over again and again.
PLAY, PAUSE, PLAY, PAUSE, PLAY, PAUSE, PLAY, PAUSE, PLAY, PAUSE, PLAY, PAUSE, PLAY, PAUSE, PLAY, PAUSE, PLAY, PAUSE, PLAY, PAUSE, ETC. ETC. ETC. ETC. ETC.
Yeah! It's now going to take me twice as long to add new Playlists to my YouTube channel, because I like to watch each video in it's entirety before I favor it to a Playlist.
I'm am going to go insane!
I am being pushed to the edge!
Yeah! PUSH! PUSH! PUSH! KEEP ON PUSHING! PUSH! PUSH! PUSH!
Then I'm going to go out and set fires to all the sports arenas and all the churches until I'm arrested, or the cops shoot me!
If I can't watch my favorite science videos anymore without the 10 second pauses every 5 seconds or so, then the rest of you Americans have no right to your sports and your religions.
Tit for tat, and all that!
The quality of YouTube has been diminished, making it less enjoyable to watch videos.
This is just another subtle form of censorship.
Well, I guess we can always watch football on TV instead! Eh?
FUCK YOU AMERICA! I HATE YOU!
Just let me watch my science videos and listen to music without any interference! Please!
I'm begging! Please! Please! Please!
The people who own YouTube, I will even get down on my knees and kiss their feet, if they would just restore YouTube back to the way it was so the videos would play without pausing.
And maybe, just maybe, I might allow the rest of you American morons to live!
OK, I'm really not going to burn down churches and sports arenas, or hurt anybody.
I just might kill myself instead!
OK, I heard on the NEWS this morning that the politicians in Washing DC want to completely cut Social Security, SSI, Medicaid/Medicare and that possibly next month we won't get our checks anymore.
Like, I'm going to find a job within a month? Good luck with that!
So, in another month or two, I'll probably be homeless and die in the streets anyway.
Oh! But professional rapists who play basketball or football will still get their 5 to 10 million dollars every year and their free Hummers!
We must all be willing to make sacrifices for sports! Right?
FUCK YOU AMERICA! I HATE YOU!