International I Hate Sports Club

OK, it's obvious that we can't keep the SPAMMERS away, so I propose that a new section be added on the board index for SPAMMERS ONLY where they can post all the SPAM they want.

That way, all the pharmaceutical companies get their free advertising, and all these moronic two-bit nickel-a-trick bubble-headed bimbos get paid their 50 cents for each ad they post.

The section would be titled . . . . .

POST YOUR SPAM HERE!
Do not post your SPAM anywhere else on these forums. SPAM posted in other forum topics will be deleted and the SPAMMER will be subject to an immediate ban.

Of course, my grammar is much too coherent for these retards to understand, so the instructions would have to be in some kind of incoherent moronic babble (Spammer Grammar) so that SPAMMERS can understand it.

Unfortunately, I don't know how to do that because I don't speak SPAMMER!

And most of us more intelligent members of this web site forum don't speak their moronic language either.

Only morons are good a DUH Speak!

Of course, the rest of us more intelligent members who have pre-frontal lobes, we can just ignore that section, since we aren't into reading bullshit!

Only sports fans and jocks would be attracted toward the ads on Viagra because they like raping their wives and daughters, and screwing the pooch, and giving the parakeet and gold fish cause for alarm.

Oh! There I go, being cynical again!

You clearly don't know how spambots work.
Don't worry I don't blame you.

Brigan wrote:You clearly don't know how spambots work.
Don't worry I don't blame you.

Yeah, well, a computer can be programmed with intelligent sounding speech.

The grammar used by spammers, or spam-bots looks retarded.

Fat Man wrote:

Brigan wrote:You clearly don't know how spambots work.
Don't worry I don't blame you.

Yeah, well, a computer can be programmed with intelligent sounding speech.

The grammar used by spammers, or spam-bots looks retarded.

sigh.... It's done that way on purpose Fat Man.

Brigan wrote:

Fat Man wrote:

Brigan wrote:You clearly don't know how spambots work.
Don't worry I don't blame you.

Yeah, well, a computer can be programmed with intelligent sounding speech.

The grammar used by spammers, or spam-bots looks retarded.

sigh.... It's done that way on purpose Fat Man.

Yeah, I guess you can program a computer or a spam-bot to act retarded as well as acting intelligent.

Hey, I'm using Windows 7 now and I hate it!!! I want to get back to using Windows XP again.

Ever so often, I get (Not Responding) on my browser, and I get a blank milky white screen, and sometimes I have to wait about a half hour before it responds again.

I very seldom had that problem with Windows XP, and when I did, it was only for a few minutes that it was (Not Responding) instead of a half hour, or more.

I get tired of waiting for it to respond, so when my computer runs too fucking slow, I shut it down, and re-boot again, then it runs faster, but after 5 or 6 hours of browsing, it slows down, then I have to re-boot again.

Windows 7 acts fucking retarded, and it's driving me insane!

Greetings, Fat Man and Brigan, my online comrades (and anyone else who's interested; that is, if anyone is interested) ...

Well, I contacted Ray (the site Admin) via e-mail and asked him if there was anything that could be done about the spamming problem. He responded that he was doubtful. He specifically said, referring to the spammers, "Apparently they are real people who take the time to key in the CAPCHA characters." In other words, these particular spammers are not spambots.

Fat Man wrote:The grammar used by spammers, or spam-bots looks retarded.

Now, I'm guessing here; but what I assume is that what these human spammers do is just throw together a bunch of verbiage together at random for the purpose of providing a "nest" in which to post links that are fairly obvious, of course. At least that's my conclusion. Of course, I'm not referring to those instances in which they are actually saying something. So, in conclusion (at least of this single post), let me say, my dear beloved forum members, let us "butch" up and show our intestinal fortitude (sounds like some kind of GI parasite) by plowing ahead with our grand purpose and not allow ourselves to be discouraged by the presence of online pests among us. I mean, what else can we do?

Oh, Fat Man, by the way ...




pooch


parakeet


goldfish





And here's a bonus ...





Awwwww ... ain't they cute?

Earl wrote:Greetings, Fat Man and Brigan, my online comrades (and anyone else who's interested; that is, if anyone is interested) ...

Well, I contacted Ray (the site Admin) via e-mail and asked him if there was anything that could be done about the spamming problem. He responded that he was doubtful. He specifically said, referring to the spammers, "Apparently they are real people who take the time to key in the CAPCHA characters." In other words, these particular spammers are not spambots.

Not really, Ever used Jdownloader? It types in the Captcha for you.

and Sportssuck's Captcha isn't that hard. So I still go for the Spambot here.

Earl wrote:Greetings, Fat Man and Brigan, my online comrades (and anyone else who's interested; that is, if anyone is interested) ...

Well, I contacted Ray (the site Admin) via e-mail and asked him if there was anything that could be done about the spamming problem. He responded that he was doubtful. He specifically said, referring to the spammers, "Apparently they are real people who take the time to key in the CAPCHA characters." In other words, these particular spammers are not spambots.

I have reason to believe that it is not spam-bots but actual persons who are spamming.

Here is why I know this to be true.

I have noticed, that when your green user name appears at the bottom of the Index Page showing who's on line, you are in the process of deleting the spam.

But then, after you have deleted the spam, and you log off, then, just shortly after your green user name disappears from the bottom of the Index Page, within minutes, some more new spam is posted.

These spammers are hovering, circling around like vultures, and then, the moment your green user name disappears from the bottom of the Index Page, that's when they strike again.

They're just waiting for you to log off, then they strike, and usually within minutes after you have logged off!

So, it can't be a spam-bot.

It has to be a person just sitting there, reloading the page every few seconds to see if there is any changes as to who is presently on line, and the moment they see that your green user name is not there, that's when they strike.

Therefore, it has to be a person, it can't be a spam-bot, not unless spam-bots have eyes that can see in color!

Now, I'm always on line. The only time I'm off line is when I re-boot my computer, then I'll be off line for a few minutes, and on some days when I'm gone for a few hours to do my shopping.

Otherwise, I'm on line through out the entire day, and even when I go to bed, my computer is on, and sometime I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, and get a drink of water, and before going back to bed, I reload the index page to see if there are any new forum posts, and it's usually spammers.

Then I go back to bed again.

Maybe you should leave your computer on when you go to bed, and stay logged in on the index page. Just seeing your green user name at the bottom of the index page might be enough to discourage the spammers.

Just a suggestion.

I log on as invisible a lot. If spam starts suddenly disappearing, you can bet I'm online.