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A Silly Little Poem I Wrote That I Wrote About Blizzard

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 2:49 am
by natmanhan
Blizzard is the company I love to hate
Their prices and lack of updates on old games make me irate
Not to mention WoWâ??s ridiculous monthly rate
But I canâ??t stop buying games from them by the crate

I have many fond memories of Warcraft 2
Playing it was a thrill to do
Unfortunately its LAN and chapter selection have not been updated
Which makes the game seem pretty damn antiquated

But did that stop me from buying the Battle.net Edition?
Not really it just made me unable to remember if I beat it which was like perdition
Because of this towards Beyond the Dark Portal I feel vindictive
But damn that game is so addictive

Blizzard is the company I love to hate
Their prices and lack of updates on old games make me irate
Not to mention WoWâ??s ridiculous monthly rate
But I canâ??t stop buying games from them by the crate

Why did Warcraft have to become an RPG?
I guess as an excuse for Blizzard to take my money
Must play the latest game taking place in Azeroth
Even if it turns me into a total sloth

Starcraft 2 really could be released as one game
It will inevitably live up the originals fame
So why do I have to pay for it as if it was three thatâ??s really crap
But heck Iâ??ll do it because Blizzard games turn me into a sap

Blizzard is the company I love to hate
Their prices and lack of updates on old games make me irate
Not to mention WoWâ??s ridiculous monthly rate
But I canâ??t stop buying games from them by the crate

Blizzard is the company I love to hate
Their prices and lack of updates on old games make me irate
Not to mention WoWâ??s ridiculous monthly rate
But I canâ??t stop buying games from them by the crate

Re: A Silly Little Poem I Wrote That I Wrote About Blizzard

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 11:42 am
by sports rox1234
Thats pretty good! :D

Re: A Silly Little Poem I Wrote That I Wrote About Blizzard

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 12:50 pm
by Fat Man
Hey! Good morning sports rox1234!!!!

I see that you got your old avatar back again, and your rank has come up from "Sports Bore" to Reformed Sportsman!!!

Hey!!! Congratulations!!! :D :D :D :D :D

I'm so proud of you now!

You are NO LONGER the obnoxious dweeb that you once were!!!

You have matured!

Keep it up Kiddo! You're doing real good!!! :D :D :D :D :D

We are all proud of you! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Re: A Silly Little Poem I Wrote That I Wrote About Blizzard

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 1:13 pm
by sports rox1234
Thanks! :D :D

Re: A Silly Little Poem I Wrote That I Wrote About Blizzard

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 1:37 pm
by Fat Man
sports rox1234 wrote:Thanks! :D :D
You're entirely welcome! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

I'm so glad you have moved up to a much higher rank! :D

And besides, pink really wasn't your color!

It really wasn't you! :D :D :D :D :D

Re: A Silly Little Poem I Wrote That I Wrote About Blizzard

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 1:44 pm
by RaleighRob
Ooops. I came in here thinking you were writing a poem about the Dairy Queen treat. :lol:

Re: A Silly Little Poem I Wrote That I Wrote About Blizzard

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 4:43 pm
by Ray
III thought it was a poem about a snow storm!

But it is good --it has a rhythm that would allow it to be set to music.

Re: A Silly Little Poem I Wrote That I Wrote About Blizzard

Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 11:46 am
by blackdog4444
RaleighRob wrote:Ooops. I came in here thinking you were writing a poem about the Dairy Queen treat. :lol:
LMAO. It's ok. I would've done so too if I wasn't so addicted to WoW.

And, yea the monthly rate is insane and the cost to move a character to a new account, creating a new account, or moving a character to another realm is ridiculous. But I just love kickin Alliance ass with my pimped out warlock! :D

Re: A Silly Little Poem I Wrote That I Wrote About Blizzard

Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 2:38 pm
by natmanhan
Haha nice Blackdog. Thanks sportsrox. I'm not as in to WoW as the old games, partly because I cannot be do to the cost.