A Silly Little Poem I Wrote That I Wrote About Blizzard
Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 2:49 am
Blizzard is the company I love to hate
Their prices and lack of updates on old games make me irate
Not to mention WoWâ??s ridiculous monthly rate
But I canâ??t stop buying games from them by the crate
I have many fond memories of Warcraft 2
Playing it was a thrill to do
Unfortunately its LAN and chapter selection have not been updated
Which makes the game seem pretty damn antiquated
But did that stop me from buying the Battle.net Edition?
Not really it just made me unable to remember if I beat it which was like perdition
Because of this towards Beyond the Dark Portal I feel vindictive
But damn that game is so addictive
Blizzard is the company I love to hate
Their prices and lack of updates on old games make me irate
Not to mention WoWâ??s ridiculous monthly rate
But I canâ??t stop buying games from them by the crate
Why did Warcraft have to become an RPG?
I guess as an excuse for Blizzard to take my money
Must play the latest game taking place in Azeroth
Even if it turns me into a total sloth
Starcraft 2 really could be released as one game
It will inevitably live up the originals fame
So why do I have to pay for it as if it was three thatâ??s really crap
But heck Iâ??ll do it because Blizzard games turn me into a sap
Blizzard is the company I love to hate
Their prices and lack of updates on old games make me irate
Not to mention WoWâ??s ridiculous monthly rate
But I canâ??t stop buying games from them by the crate
Blizzard is the company I love to hate
Their prices and lack of updates on old games make me irate
Not to mention WoWâ??s ridiculous monthly rate
But I canâ??t stop buying games from them by the crate
Their prices and lack of updates on old games make me irate
Not to mention WoWâ??s ridiculous monthly rate
But I canâ??t stop buying games from them by the crate
I have many fond memories of Warcraft 2
Playing it was a thrill to do
Unfortunately its LAN and chapter selection have not been updated
Which makes the game seem pretty damn antiquated
But did that stop me from buying the Battle.net Edition?
Not really it just made me unable to remember if I beat it which was like perdition
Because of this towards Beyond the Dark Portal I feel vindictive
But damn that game is so addictive
Blizzard is the company I love to hate
Their prices and lack of updates on old games make me irate
Not to mention WoWâ??s ridiculous monthly rate
But I canâ??t stop buying games from them by the crate
Why did Warcraft have to become an RPG?
I guess as an excuse for Blizzard to take my money
Must play the latest game taking place in Azeroth
Even if it turns me into a total sloth
Starcraft 2 really could be released as one game
It will inevitably live up the originals fame
So why do I have to pay for it as if it was three thatâ??s really crap
But heck Iâ??ll do it because Blizzard games turn me into a sap
Blizzard is the company I love to hate
Their prices and lack of updates on old games make me irate
Not to mention WoWâ??s ridiculous monthly rate
But I canâ??t stop buying games from them by the crate
Blizzard is the company I love to hate
Their prices and lack of updates on old games make me irate
Not to mention WoWâ??s ridiculous monthly rate
But I canâ??t stop buying games from them by the crate