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Hi All,

Stumbled on this site, somehow, but what a great one I've found. I have joined other forums before and never really could get into them, but somehow I believe I will become a positive on this one.
I have some things to do around the house today, and will write more later, but in the meantime may I leave you with this small bit. I am 66 y.o. And absolutely hate sports, mainly on t.v. That one is my biggest problem. And, may I say I Freakin' HATE Thanksgiving. I don't think I need to go into detail about this one, but F.B. on this day has ruined every thanksgiving for me since I can remember. I have already told everybody that my day on that Thursday in November you will find me at a casino which is about an hour drive from where I live. I could go on more about this, but for now. Just thanks for listening. And again. Thanks for this site...Sincerely,
Dan :)
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dannj wrote:Hi All,

Stumbled on this site, somehow, but what a great one I've found. I have joined other forums before and never really could get into them, but somehow I believe I will become a positive on this one.
I have some things to do around the house today, and will write more later, but in the meantime may I leave you with this small bit. I am 66 y.o. And absolutely hate sports, mainly on t.v. That one is my biggest problem. And, may I say I Freakin' HATE Thanksgiving. I don't think I need to go into detail about this one, but F.B. on this day has ruined every thanksgiving for me since I can remember. I have already told everybody that my day on that Thursday in November you will find me at a casino which is about an hour drive from where I live. I could go on more about this, but for now. Just thanks for listening. And again. Thanks for this site...Sincerely,
Dan :)
Good morning Dan.

At age 66, you're now probably the oldest member of these forums.

I turned 60 on September 30, and Earl is now 61, so we were the two oldest until now.

Yeah! We old timers need to stick together.

Yes, I don't think too highly of "Thanksgiving" either. I just call it Turkey Day. I don't give thanks on that day. I just use it as an excuse to chow down and pig out!

When anybody tells me that it's a religious holiday, I tell them that it reminds me of the Salem Witch Trials, how the white man stole land from the Native Americans, and that the Puritans or Pilgrims were all low-life scum, claiming to come here for religious freedom and to escape persecution, yet, they would not allow the same freedom for other religions, so the Pilgrims were all lying sacks of shit!

Actually, they were the dregs of English society, pick-pockets, prostitutes, thieves and rapists, and what-not, and they probably would have been hanged if they stayed in England. So they were allowed the opportunity to book passage on some leaky old tub called the Mayflower.

During their first winter at Plymouth Rock, more than half of these morons died off. They were so fucking stupid they didn't know jack-shit farming, hunting, or fishing. So, about half of these imbeciles died off, thus helping to chlorinate the human gene pool.

It was the Native American tribes (Indians) who taught them how to survive, and a few years later, these low-life scum-bag Pilgrims thanked them by attacking their villages, raping their women, and killing most of them off.

It's a good thing that these bed-wetting ignoramuses were not the "founding fathers" or our country. Most of them were illiterate morons incapable of making up Kindergarten sand-box rules.

OK. The REAL founding fathers of our country, they would come later on the scene. The were mostly intellectuals like Thomas Jefferson and Benjamen Franklin, etc. etc. and they were not Christians either! And anybody who says that the founding fathers were all Christians deserves a good smack-down!!!

No, most of them were either Deists, or had no religious affiliation. Very few were Christian, and the United States Government was originally intended to be a secular government, and not a Theocracy. We all know what happens under a Theocracy. No thank you! Been there, done that!

So, it's a good thing that our founding fathers were intellectuals, and that the Pilgrims or Puritans didn't get a chance to make all the laws. Those uneducated scums needed to be put in their place.

Anyway . . . . .

Now you know what I think of "Thanksgiving" and, that to me, it's just a Turkey Day! And when I have any friends over for a meal, I tell them all "no praying" let's just chow down and pig out and maybe get drunk.

Because, that's all it really is! Just and excuse to be gluttons, and not a religious holiday.

Also, I tell my guests, no football on TV!

No, last time I had some friends over on Turkey Day, we watched some YouTube videos on the Inquisition, as an example of how religious scum inflicted suffering on the rest of humanity.

Here is a description of one of my Playlists on my YouTube channel.

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The Inquisition

A series of 20 videos by athephi on The Inquisition which documents the Church's efforts to consolidate its power by stamping out heterodoxy and heresy through the office of the Inquisition. The history of the Inquisition is traced across different periods and geographies, from medieval France to its present day incarnation as the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith. Oh! How nice! The Office Of The Inquisition still exists, only now, it's been renamed, the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith. Uh huh! It doesn't get better than that! Eh?

URL: http://www.youtube.com/user/BigFatHeret ... E5A4D9E423
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Here is a link to the home page on my channel where I go by the user name Big Fat Heretic.

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http://www.youtube.com/user/BigFatHeretic

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Hey Fat-Man,

Thanks for the reply and greeting me. I haven't had any problems with Thanksgiving being any religious type day, as that don't relate to me.
It is more like the about the damned football on that day that just about everybody I know acts like that game is a religion. Just about everybody, except my wife and I are at the mercy of being forced, at being a slave being to listen to that god awful drone of 'the crowd' 'the boring ass announcers explaining every damn thing that is going on , but worst of all family members ignoring everyone else in the room for the next 8 hours.
Not this year though, and never again. I'll have a cheese burger, fries and a shake and go gamblin' and to hell with the rest....LOL
Have a good day....dann
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dannj wrote:Hey Fat-Man,

Thanks for the reply and greeting me. I haven't had any problems with Thanksgiving being any religious type day, as that don't relate to me.
It is more like the about the damned football on that day that just about everybody I know acts like that game is a religion. Just about everybody, except my wife and I are at the mercy of being forced, at being a slave being to listen to that god awful drone of 'the crowd' 'the boring ass announcers explaining every damn thing that is going on , but worst of all family members ignoring everyone else in the room for the next 8 hours.
Not this year though, and never again. I'll have a cheese burger, fries and a shake and go gamblin' and to hell with the rest....LOL
Have a good day....dann
Yes, I know what you mean.

As for me, since I'm a Fat Man, I love to cook and I love to eat, so I'll just do what I always do. I'll get a great big 32 pound turkey, make some stuffing and I always chop up both yellow and red onions, lots of mushrooms, celery, and dump a jar of pickled Nopalitos (that's cactus) into the dressing to stuff the 32 pound dinosaur.

Yeah, that's right! A dinosaur!

According to evolution, birds are actually dinosaurs because birds evolved from dinosaurs, and we humans, being primates, we are still apes. Sorry if some people can't accept that!

So, this 400 pound human ape is going to eat a 32 pound dinosaur on turkey day!

And of course, I'll have some pecan and apple pies, and the usual stuff, cranberry sauce, sweet potatoes, etc. etc.

And then, watch some YouTube videos on the history of the Inquisition and the Salem Witch Trials, to remember the pain and suffering inflicted on humanity by those low-life Pilgrim scum-bags.

To me, Turkey Day is just an excuse to chow down and pig out, and curse some of our ignorant ancestors and get drunk.

No prayers, no giving thanks!

Oh! But, I do give thanks to the farmers who grew the crops and raised the animals for the meat. I thank the truck drivers and the engineers who drove the trains to deliver the goods to the market. I thank the electricians who make refrigeration possible to preserve the food, and I thank those who made all this technology possible.

Sorry God! But you really had nothing to do with that!

Maybe you started the big bang about 14 billion years ago, and then went out for a beer, but you had to wait about 4.5 billion years for some insignificant little planet to evolve sentient life forms intelligent enough to brew up that batch of beer.

Amen!
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Welcome to the forum, Dannj. I am sure you'll fit right in here. I hate Thanksgiving too --because you're expected to root for some football team!
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Welcome to the site! Hopefully, you'll stick around! :)
Ray wrote:Welcome to the forum, Dannj. I am sure you'll fit right in here. I hate Thanksgiving too --because you're expected to root for some football team!
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Ray wrote:Welcome to the forum, Dannj. I am sure you'll fit right in here. I hate Thanksgiving too --because you're expected to root for some football team!
Hey Ray!

Where the Hell have you been???

Good to see you again!
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