An E-mail I Sent Last Night To Bill O'Reilly Of FOX NEWS!

[Fat Man]

OK, last night, October 11,2011 after watching the following video on YouTube, I was inspired to send an E-mail to Bill O'Reily of FOX NEWS.

After about a half hour of searching, I found his E-mail address.

First, please do watch this video!

Bill O'Reilly wins award for stupidity
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcUo9Tk0A-s
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Uploaded by potholer54 on Jul 13, 2011

Since a clear winner has emerged for this year's QQOQQ, I've decided to award it early. The QQOQQ is awarded for a simple question asked in the arrogant expectation that there's no possible answer, and this year there is no competition.
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YouTube user, potholer54, produces educational science videos on evolution, paleontology, and geology. He invented the Annual Golden Crocoduck Award which is given to the most idiotic and moronic creationist of the year.

He also invented the QQOQQ Award, pronounced cock award, named after another fellow YouTube user, QQOQQ, who is also some moronic simpleton who produces Creationist videos bashing science and the scientific method.

So, this year, potholer 54, had given Bill O'Reilly of FOX NEWS the QQOQQ Award!

OK, now, here is a copy of said E-mail that I has sent last night to Bill O'Reilly. This is in reference to a discussion he had concerning science and Creationism.

oreilly@foxnews.com;

Subject: I WANT YOUR JOB! PLEASE STEP DOWN!

Good evening Bill.

To quote one of your moronic sayings . . .

"The tide goes in, the tide goes out, you can't explain it!"

Tell me Bill, how much are you paid to sit on your duff on TV to
do your FOX NEWS broadcasts.

When I was only in the second grade, I checked out my very first
book on Astronomy from my school library, and I knew back then
that it was the gravitational attraction between the earth and moon
that causes the tides to come in and go out.

But, apparently, during one of your NEWS broadcasts, you did
not know that at all.

My mother taught me how to read before I even started going to
school and by the time I was only in the third grade, I could
already read at high school and adult level, and I would check
out books from the public library during the summers when
school was out.

Science was my favorite topic, especially Astronomy. When I was
about 13 or 14 years old, I scored 150 points on a standard IQ test.

From so many of your NEWS broadcasts, I can tell that your IQ
is greatly exceeded by your shoe size!

Of course, I didn't get along very well in school. I was lousy at
sports due to a crippled up left knee, the result of a car accident.
I was unable to run, and I walked with a limp, and when I was in
the 4th grade, I got suspended from school because I failed to
climb a stupid rope in the gymnasium. Oh! Never mind that I was
passing all my other academic subjects, like, science, math, and
history! No, in the school I went to, athletics was more important
than academics.

When I was in the 5th grade, I had this lousy teacher who was
really Gung Ho when it came to PE, and he liked to humiliate
me in front of the other students in the gymnasium. We were
playing basketball, and when I dropped the ball, my teacher
picked it up, and punched me in the stomach as hard as he
could. I was doubled over in pain, and it seemed like an
eternity before I could start breathing again. I'm just damn
lucky he didn't fracture a couple of ribs.

Oh! By the way, men have the same number of ribs on both sides.
We don't have one less rib on one side as some of you retarded
Christian Funny-mentalists tend to believe!

Oh gee! Am I being too cynical?

Anyway . . . . . getting back on topic again . . .

One day, our class went to the school library. I saw this one
particular book on Astronomy that I wanted to check out.
While the teacher allowed all the other students to check out
any book they wanted, I was not allowed to check out the
book that I wanted.

We got into and argument, and he dragged be out into the
hallway, and he pushed me back against the wall, bashing
my head against the corner of the concrete block wall.

The following year, the teacher was fired, but for me, the
damage was done. During my teenage years, I had these
headaches and dizzy spells which gradually became less
intense over the years, but when I was in my 20s, I didn't
have the headaches anymore.

When I was in high school, I had this so-called science teacher
who was also the school's football coach. He was too damn
busy coaching his team of pre-frontally lobotomized baboons
to be teaching in the class room, so instead, he would set up
the movie projector, and leave the classroom, and we would be
sitting in the dark watching a bunch of stupid cartoons, when
I want to learn science, damn it!!!

I guess I'm going to Hell for cussing! Am I being cynical again?

Anyway . . . in high school, I was the typical nerd or geek, and
so, I got harassed by the jocks in my school.

Then, I was harassed by some dope dealers who wanted to
sell me some of their stuff, and I was not interested. They would
not leave me alone, so I went to my school counselor seek
advice, and he suggested that I turn them in.

That was the biggest stupid mistake I had ever made in my life!
After that, I was harassed, my life was threatened, and I had to
leave school.

This was back in 1969. I was 17 years old at the time. About a
month or so later, I had an emotional and mental breakdown
and spent 3 weeks in the state mental hospital, where patients
were often beaten by the ward attendants. Then one night, I was
raped by an older man in his 40s.

When I came home, I became more withdrawn, and didn't want
to go out anywhere, and I stayed in my room most of the time.

I tried to seek some kind of psychological counseling, but none
was forth coming. The shrink wasn't interested in what I had to
say, and just prescribed tranquilizers and sent me home. Back
in the 1960s and 1970s, nobody believed that a guy could
get raped.

I was unable to hold onto a job, or go back to school again, and
when I turned 18, my mother helped me to apply for my SSI
disability pension. Yeah! I got my monthly "crazy check"!!!

In recent years, I have seen a therapist, and have been diagnosed
with PTSD, Post Traumatic Stress Disorder.

Over the years I tried going back to school again, but was never
able to complete my courses. I even had three years in college
from September 1975 to May 1978, majoring in Physics and
Astronomy, but I never completed my degree due to financial
problems, and I was under a lot of stress and had another
emotional breakdown.

So, I'm living in poverty on a lousy little disability check. I spend
most of my time reading because I will always be interested in
science, and thanks to the Internet, I can download Science
Journals for my own reading pleasure.

OK! You know what really gets me???

What really gets me, and what really grinds my gears, is that
fucking stupid morons like you, who don't know jack-shit
about science, that retards like you are making big bucks
sitting in front of a TV camera, slobbering and drooling
on the microphone, and saying all kinds of stupid moronic
right-wing Retardican and Christard Funny-mentalist crap
and pure unadulterated Grade A BULLSHIT!!!

Yeah! Drooling morons like you are getting rich while I'm
living in poverty!

I demand that you step down, and let me take over your
job, because you don't know jack-shit about science, or
anything else. If you had a brain, you would have it
bouncing up and down, trying to shoot hoops!

"The tide goes in, the tide goes out, you can't explain it!"

YEAH RIGHT! Uh huh! You are a moron!

Isaac Newton explained it over 300 years ago!

You have got to be the most despicable hack I have ever seen on
the boob tube, along with all the other bed-wetting ignoramuses
like Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh, Pat The Rat Robertson, Governor
Perry of Texas, and all the other Christard Funny-mentalists who
still believe in infantile Creationist fairy tales! GA GA GOO GOO!!!

GO BACK TO KINDERGARTEN, YA MORON!!!

This country is going to fucking Hell in a hey-wagon because
of morons like you, and all the other Christard whack-jobs
getting rich while knowing far less than I do, yet I'm living
in poverty!

I WANT YOUR FUCKING JOB, YOU LYING SACK OF SHIT!!!

You seriously need to step down and have yourself put in
a retard home somewhere!

Actually, you should be arrested for impersonating a human being!

Gee! I wonder if NEWS broadcasters can be sued for malpractice!

I want your job!

OK, I now own you, and I have just made you my little bitch!


Sincerely

Gerald

In the meantime, I'm still waiting for a response from Bill O'Reilly.

If I do get a response (which I doubt) I shall post it here.

[HugeFanOfBadReligion]

Good afternoon Fat Man. I really can't stand Bill O'Reilly, he says some really ignorant things. I often tell myself that I'll just avoid seeing any clips from his show, but it's always too tempting when he has someone on his show who disagrees with him about a subject such as politics or religion. I also find that it is often unfair to the people who he debates with on his show, because it's difficult to have a debate in the time frame of just a couple minutes. But it always frustrates me quite a lot to watch clips of his show when he says something completely idiotic because I wish I could just explain to him how he is completely mistaken, but there's nothing I can do about it. I remember that he posted a clip online after a bunch of people contacted him after one of his shows where he said the whole "Tide goes in, tide goes out, you can't explain that!". A lot of people explained that the tides are in fact caused by the gravitational pull of the moon, so he went on a rant in a video saying something along the lines of "Alright you pinheads, well where'd the moon come from? Huh? Huh? Why doesn't Mars have one? Why doesn't Saturn have one?" That was one of those moments where I wish I could explain where he is completely wrong, but I can't. Not only do Mars and Saturn have a moon, they have more than one moon. Saturn has plenty of them.

On the other hand, I really don't mind Glenn Beck that much, simply because I find everything he says to be funny, and I pretty much view it as a secret comedy act by Glenn Beck, in which he acts like an insane political commentator. I just find his paranoia to be hilarious. There's the important difference between O'Reilly, he doesn't really seem that paranoid or insane to me, he's just merely lacking intelligence, so it's not as funny.

[Fat Man]

Good evening HugeFanOfBadReligion:

Well, it's been almost 24 hours since I had sent Bill The Retard O'Reily my E-mail and I have yet to get a response.

So, tonight I decided to send another E-mail to FOX NEWS, but this time, instead of sending it to Bill himself, I sent this one to the newsroom staff.

Here is a copy of what I had sent them.

americasnewsroom@foxnews.com

Subject: I Want Bill O'Reily's Job! TELL THAT DROOLING MORON TO STEP DOWN!

Good evening:

Last night I sent an E-mail to Bill O'Reily.

But I have not yet got any response from him.

My E-mail was in reference to a discussion he had earlier this
year concerning science, evolution, religion, and Creationism.

I DEMAND A RESPONSE!!!

Anyway . . . . . here is a copy of what I had sent to Bill O'Reily
last night.

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Good evening Bill.

To quote one of your moronic sayings . . .

"The tide goes in, the tide goes out, you can't explain it!"

Tell me Bill, how much are you paid to sit on your duff on TV to
do your FOX NEWS broadcasts?

etc. etc. etc. etc. etc.

(I'm not going to re-hash what I wrote to Bill, because it's at the top in my opening post in this topic.)
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Again . . . . . I DEMAND A RESPONSE!

Either from Bill The Retard O'Reily or one of the news staff,
or somebody connected with FOX NEWS.

Actually it should be renamed WEASEL NEWS!!!

YOU MORONS MAKE ME SICK!

None of you idiots know jack-shit about science or the scientific
method, yet all you drooling morons are raking in money, hand
over fist, while I'm living in poverty!

Yeah, I once got my head bashed against a brick wall by a
sports-obsessed teacher who didn't allow me to check out
Astronomy books from the school library.

I have stood by helplessly over the decades seeing how the
quality of education has been on a steady decline down the
crapper, and I can see that most of you fuck-tards on TV are
products of our piss-poor educational system.

Ain't ya proud!!!

YOU ALL NEED TO GO BACK TO KNIDERGARTEN!!!

Then maybe, just maybe, after another 10 years or so, you
might even make it into the second grade, and read some
science books, and learn how . . . . .

. . . "The tide goes in and the tide goes out" and if you're all
still too stupid to understand, then I'll have to explain it to you!

Anyway . . . . .

I demand that Bill O'Reily steps down and gets committed to
a retard home somewhere, and let me have his job instead!

AND I DEMAND A RESPONSE FROM ONE OF YOU
COWARDLY MORONS AT WEASEL NEWS!!!

Thank you


Sincerely

Gerald

Well, let's see if I get any response this time! Eh?

I made sure to DEMAND a response to my E-mail.

So now, I'll just have to wait and see what happens.

And again, if I do get a response from either one of these jackals, I'll be sure to post a copy of it here.

In the meantime . . . . .

. . . wish me luck!

[Skul]

Come on, you waited less than a day for a response? I sometimes don't respond to an e-mail until the next day, because I have stuff to do. And if someone is going to swear and shout at me, I'm not going to reply to them any faster. In fact, I'll sometimes make them wait longer for a response.

[recovering_fan]

I think Bill O' has already penned a snail mail reply to Fat Man. He has wrapped it in an envelop and has handed it to his atheist neighbour with special instructions to deliver it to Fat Man "after the Rapture." After the Rapture, Fat Man will still be around, and the neighbour will be around to deliver the letter, but Bill O' won't be around, so he won't have to listen to Fat Man's angry response.

[Fat Man]

Sorry I didn't respond sooner.

I was tired when I came home from shopping and decided to take a little afternoon cat nap for about 2 hours, but when I woke up and looked at my clock, it turned out to have been a dinosaur nap instead!

Yeah, when I snooze, I hibernate like the big fat bear that I am!

Anyway . . . . .

Come on, you waited less than a day for a response? I sometimes don't respond to an e-mail until the next day, because I have stuff to do. And if someone is going to swear and shout at me, I'm not going to reply to them any faster. In fact, I'll sometimes make them wait longer for a response.

Well, as of now, it's been over 48 hours since I sent my first E-mail to Bill The Retard O'Reily, and more than 24 hours since I sent my second E-mail to those drooling morons in the newsroom of FOX NEWS - AKA - WEASEL NEWS!

Yeah, I'm sorry, but I can't be polite to morons like right-wing Retardicans or sports fans or jocks.

That is because my head has been beaten in too many times, and I do have some brain damage.

The polite lobe in the right hemisphere of my brain as been completely damaged, so when I post responses to sports fans and jocks in these forums, or send E-mails to right-wing-nuts, I can only insert rude comments in my messages. My mind explodes inside my head, and then I cuss and swear like a fat bitch, and use words that will make sailors cringe and truck drivers dive for cover.

Fortunately, the polite lobe in the left side of my brains is still intact, so I'm able to be polite to intellectuals and people who are well educated, or people who have just plane common sense.

I think Bill O' has already penned a snail mail reply to Fat Man. He has wrapped in an envelop and has handed to his atheist neighbour with special instructions to deliver it to Fat Man "after the Rapture." After the Rapture, Fat Man will still be around, and the neighbour will be around to deliver the letter, but Bill O' won't be around, so he won't have to listen to Fat Man's angry response.

Well, it's also possible that they have to run off some hard copies of their E-mails, and take the print-outs home to their Uncle/Daddies and Aunt/Mommies and have Mom and Dad read the E-mails to them since most of them can't read words with more than one syllable because they have the mind of a 5 year old, a retarded 5 year old.

Yeah! Then their Uncle/Daddies and Aunt/Mommies will say something like "I'm sorry, but you got a really naughty E-mail from a very bad man!" and then ask if they still want it read to them, and if the say yes, they'll probably cry and wet their pants, and take some time to decide if they still want to have their Uncle/Daddies and Aunt/Mommies compose a response to the bad man.

They will also cry like babies because I said that I wanted to take Billy's job away from him, and I called them all some very bad names and used naughty words on them.

Aw! The poor babies!



Well, I really wouldn't care to work for FOX NEWS anyway. The inside of the NEWS studio must smell like piss and shit because there is probably not a dry pair of pants among them.

Oh oh! There I go being cynical again!