Website: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... Balls.htmlLumbered with a boring name? Thank your lucky stars you weren't born with one of these: Anice Bottom, Kitty Litter, or Golden Balls
Renee Jackaman is not an especially silly name. But it is her dedicated research that got the ball rolling.
In 2005, Jackaman, an archivist at the Cornwall Record Office, produced a silly names list, gleaned from her files, which included such names as Philadelphia Bunnyface, Boadicea Basher and Ostrich Pockinghorn. Cobbledick, a surname from my wife's ancestry, was included.
I myself come from a family where first names such as Claudius, Horace and Sarjeant were commonly inflicted on my ancestors. It made me wonder if there might be other unusual names out there that deserved a wider audience.
Thus began my own personal Odyssey through Britain's national archives, parish registers, phone books and legal documents in search of this nation's silliest names, for a book that I hoped would appeal to our particularly British sense of humour.
It has, I am pleased to report, become something of a bestseller. Yet while I would like to claim its success for myself, in truth it belongs to those who people its pages.
So take a bow, please, Teddy Bear, Edwin Quack, Nellie Smellie, Norman Conquest, Frou-Frou Mallet and Oswald Beagle Pratt among many, many others - all of them, I assure you, entirely real individuals from times past whose names have been recorded for posterity in official documents.
You can thus imagine my dismay on reading, yesterday, that some of our quirkiest names are dying from embarrassment.
According to analysis conducted by Professor Richard Webber, of King's College London, some of our oldest (and oddest) surnames have gone into decline as families change them for something blander and more 'acceptable'. Goodbye, then, all you Shufflebottoms, Gotobeds, Deaths and Jellys.
The trend is, perhaps, not wholly surprising. A sort of natural selection may have eliminated some names: most women would prefer not to marry if it meant thereby acquiring an embarrassing alternative from a putative husband (an honourable exception might be made, here, for Mary Madcap, who in 1782 married John Bastard), and thus quirky names have died out over time.
The good news, is that as genealogy has become one of the most popular uses of the internet, more and more silly names from history are coming to light.
The frisson of discovering these names has, for me, been a constant personal pleasure. Surely, I had thought, no one can ever have been called Fanny Plenty - it's just too similar to James Bond's Pussy Galore? But amazingly, I have come across several authentic examples.
They are proof of the way naming fashions change over time - ebbing and waning when they become synonymous with various rude or inappropriate terms.
Hence the once popular surname Titty died out after about 1830. And why these days you don't meet many parents bold enough to christen their daughter Gay.
So where do these names come from in the first place? The uniqueness of some can be explained as an aberration that never quite caught on. For example, half a dozen people received 'Spearmint' as a first or second name - all but one of them in 1906 - while only one person appears to have been baptised Bovril (Bovril Simpson, who married in West Ham in 1911).
On other occasions, though, it is simply impossible to fathom the psychology behind naming decisions. Take, for example, Hercules Anthill, Large Bee, Rhoda Boat and Seraphim Hooker.
What were their parents thinking? (A superfluous question in the case of Lewis Unexpected Smith, Not Wanted James Colvill and Final Eldridge, all of whom I have encountered in my research.)
Nor is this exclusively a historical phenomenon. While the bulk of the oddities I found come from centuries past, Radar Oo, Princess Diana Frempong, Phoenix Claw Unicorn and Icicle Star Crumplin all date from the 21st century.
Before I introduce you to some of my all-time favourites, whose names are so bizarre it is almost as if they are drawn from some surreal sitcom rather than from genuine historical documents, it is perhaps worth pondering one sobering truth.
I spent months tracking down the names. You can spend a few moments chuckling at them. But the people themselves had to spend their lives with them.
I am glad my name is alright, this reminds me of Hyacinth Bucket off Keeping Up Appearances.
I'm fat and sassy! I love to sing & dance & stomp my feet & really rock your world!
Now that is a horrible name for a person.
