International I Hate Sports Club

Now, a lot of internet forums I've seen have had sick joke threads. Bad taste, yes, but funny! And it allows one to use their slightly darker sense of humour, which can be satisfying. So, I propose we start one here. Should be a laugh.

I await the first joke. I'm saving mine for later!...

A horrible one my brother told me: I Dont No Whether Jade Goody's Cancer Proves There Is A God, Or Darwin's Theory Of Natural Selection

I tend to stay clear of the Jade Goody ones. I feel sorry for her. But the thread is called "bad taste jokes". So, here's one for you!

What do Kodak cameras and condoms have in common?

They're both there to catch those special moments!

This joke is just horrible and disturbing:What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Answer:A watermelon doesn't cry when it gets chopped into pieces. How would anyone think that joke is funny?

I got some more...

How does every black joke start?

By looking over your shoulder!

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Why are camels called the ships of the desert?

Because they're filled with Arab semen!

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How do Welsh men practise safe sex?

Mark an 'X' on the sheep that kick!

Let me know if you want any stronger ones... I hear quite a lot!

Katrin wrote:I got some more...

How does every black joke start?

By looking over your shoulder!

--

Why are camels called the ships of the desert?

Because they're filled with Arab semen!

--

How do Welsh men practise safe sex?

Mark an 'X' on the sheep that kick!

Let me know if you want any stronger ones... I hear quite a lot!

I got one!

Q: Why do Arabs wear those long robes?

A: A goat can hear a zipper a mile away!

Here's another one.

Q: How do you circumcise a redneck?

A: Kick his sister in the jaw!

They've just released a Chinese version of the first Jason Bourne film.

It's called "Born Identically".